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Not The Best Way For Blue Jays Catcher Reese McGuire To Introduce Himself To The World

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by Tommy Gimler

In some parts of Florida, you can punch your clown behind a locked door at an Econo Lodge for as little as 43 bucks.

What If You Could Wait Until 3 Weeks Of MLB Games Were Played Before Betting On Win Totals?

MLB: Boston Red Sox at Detroit Tigers

by Tommy Gimler

The Boston Red Sox under is suddenly looking tastier than one of Tito’s tacos.

DUD MLB Preview: Toronto Blue Jays

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by Tommy Gimler

To say the 2013 Toronto Blue Jays were a disappointment is a bigger understatement than saying Melissa McCarthy is pudgy. But the injury bug hit the Blue Jays harder than a Green Bay Packers fan hits his wife after a loss, as last year’s team was decimated by injuries to Bautista, Cabrera, Encarnacion, Lawrie, Reyes, Rasmus, Morrow, Happ, Santos, and Johnson. We’re pretty sure that doesn’t happen again in 2014, and fans north of the border have something to cheer a-boot other than free* health care.

The Toronto Blue Jays Are Hotter Than Two Sorority Sisters Scissoring Each Other On An Oversized Piece Of Chocolate Cake

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by Tommy Gimler

Everybody expected the Toronto Blue Jays to be over .500 on June 22nd. The fact that they had been an underachieving pile of pig shit before today was the unexpected part.

DUD MLB Preview: Toronto Blue Jays

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by Tommy Gimler

If only the Toronto Blue Jays played in the NL Central or the Canadian Mountie League. Then they would have a true shot at winning the division and making a postseason appearance.

Crawford Contract One Of The Worst Ever?

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by Tommy Gimler

The Boston Globe reported last week that OF Carl Crawford’s disastrous start with the Red Sox will continue as he begins the 2012 campaign on the disabled list. It has been just over a year since Crawford signed a 7-year, $142 million contract, and he has since played some wicked awful baseball.

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