Tag Archives: blows

Not Surprisingly, Angel Hernandez Continues To Be The Worst Umpire In Baseball

San Diego Padres v Los Angeles Dodgers

by Tommy Gimler

The part that is surprising? You guessed it – Dude still has a job.

Brian Urlacher Says The Only Elite Thing About Jay Cutler Is His Salary

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by Frank Rhombus

Big words from a guy who made his living jumping on the pile after the opposing player was already tackled.

As Expected, Kevin Costner’s ‘Draft Day’ Movie Bombed At The Box Office This Weekend

kevin costner draft day

by Frank Rhombus

You know who’s buying Kevin Costner as the GM of the Cleveland Browns? Nobody, apparently.

Turd Forward Anthony Bennett On Pace To Be Worst #1 Overall Pick Ever

anthony bennett blows

by Tommy Gimler

Based on how pathetic his play has been this season, we’re assuming this is a picture of head coach Mike Brown attempting to show Anthony Bennett which team he plays for.

Miami Of Ohio Football Is Almost As Pathetic As A Fat Axl Rose

Mike Bath

by Tommy Gimler

We weren’t able to take in any of the University of Buffalo’s 44-7 ass pounding of the winless Miami of Ohio RedHawks tonight, and thank the fuck Christ for that.

This Not Just In: Ike Davis Fucking Blows

Ike Davis

by Tommy Gimler

Fuck smoking. The Surgeon General should release a statement warning parents about the dangers of letting their kids watch Ike Davis play baseball. The only thing preventing the New York Mets first baseman from striking out a fifth time Friday night against the Atlanta Braves was the game being suspended in the eighth inning because of rain, and that’s, well, that’s just pathetic.

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