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Not Every Chiefs Fan Prepares The Same Way For Sunday Night Football


by Tommy Gimler

Or maybe that’s what he did in the parking lot to get that ticket?

Who’s A Bigger Douchebag, Vontaze Burfict Or Manny Machado?

machado burfict

by Tommy Gimler

One plays football. One plays baseball. Both are giant sacks of fuck.

Week 5 NFL Overreactions With Murf


by Murf

First off, we need to clear the air. My phone was blowing up all day yesterday with DUD subscribers texting awful things at me like, “Murf, your picks suck!” “Murf, you couldn’t pick a game to save your life.” “Murf, I just saw your brother blowing a dude in the alley behind the bar.”

Oh, It’s OK If She Does It, I Guess

sarah jones

by Tommy Gimler

You won’t find Dixie Heights High School in Crestview Hills, Kentucky on the list when it comes to America’s Top 1,000 high schools. But then again, it’s pretty hard to see the chalkboard when your teacher is sitting on your face.

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