Tag Archives: bears

Positive News Story: The Chicago Bears Just Gave $9 Million Guaranteed To Massive Turd Jimmy Graham

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by Tommy Gimler

If you can’t catch more than five touchdown passes in two years with Aaron Rodgers at the helm, how many do you expect him to get with Mitchell Trubisky slinging pigskins?

Sometimes The Bears-Packers Game Is The Best Time To Tell Everyone You’ve Never Had Your Butt Fingered

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, there are numerous things that lead to us to believe it wasn’t Aaron Rodgers who said it.

The #1 Team Being Bet On To Win The Super Bowl? You Guessed It – The Bears

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by Tommy Gimler

Two years ago, the Bears meeting the Browns in the Super Bowl seemed like it would be about as likely as me having a plow sesh with Kate Upton in a Whataburger restroom.

Every Kicker At Bears Rookie Minicamp Got A Chance To Hit A 43-Yard Field Goal And There Were Six Misses

Wild Card Round - Philadelphia Eagles v Chicago Bears

by Tommy Gimler

Laces out, fuckface!

Would You Rather Have Cody Parkey As Your Kicker Or A Guy Whose Last Name Is Blewitt?

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by Tommy Gimler

Chris Blewitt hit 69 percent of his kicks while attending the University of Pittsburgh. Sexual.

Week 6 NFL Overreactions With Murf

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by Murf

“I knew the Steelers would crush the Falcons at home.” Sure you did, Ace.

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