Tag Archives: basketball

Dizzy Bat + Dribbling A Basketball = Comedy Gold

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by Tommy Gimler

“This is not going to go well.”

You Think We’re Sick? The Mavericks-Clippers Halftime Show Tonight Featured Retards Playing Full Court 5-On-5

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by Frank Rhombus

If you want an entertaining NBA halftime show in your arena, then put a Chinese broad on a unicycle while she balances dishes. Put some trampolines underneath the baskets so a couple of gymnast queers can pull off some sick dunks. Hell, put a couple of puppies at center court and let them take turns eating their own shit for Christ’s sake. But 5-on-5 hoops between kids who can’t tie their shoes and spend half the day smelling their hands that they just pulled from their asses? Damn, girlfriend.

People In China Have A Fucked Up Way Of Celebrating 37th Birthdays

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by Tommy Gimler

Our intern is on it, but we’re pretty sure this would be a hate crime in the United States.

They’re In What Conference, Meow?

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by Tommy Gimler

College basketball teams change conferences almost as often Taylor Swift releases another dog shit song. Here’s a short quiz to see how much you have been paying attention, and since it’s only November and we’re talking about college buckets, we’re going to assume that you’ve been spending more time watching your wife’s fat ass get even bigger instead of watching Marquette destroy Grambling.

Rutgers Fires Mike Rice For Physical Abuse And Calling His Players Faggots

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by Tommy Gimler

Just days before the Final Four is set to tipoff in Atlanta, here’s a story that’s more disturbing than Carrot Top’s face.

That’s Two In The Fucking Pink On Your Television Screen

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by Tommy Gimler

If this picture was from the old HBO show Gang War: Bangin’ In Little Rock, we would have a hard time determining whether the broad in the middle was “beat in or fucked in” to this gang of Wichita State cheerleaders. Jesus…

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