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DUD MLB Preview: San Francisco Giants

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by Tommy Gimler

The only shitty thing about winning the World Series is that the following year, there is nowhere to go but down. Well, unless you’re Pablo Sandoval’s weight.

Breaking Down Tonight’s Game Seven

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by Tommy Gimler

Unlike most men, baseball doesn’t kill my erection. It induces one. And if there is a Game 7 involved, unless she’s holding a poster of Rosie O’Donnell scissoring Kathy Bates, let’s just say my wife should be ready when she gets home from work tonight…

The Fantasy Titanic

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by Tommy Gimler

Sadly, we’re not talking about Kate Winslet’s tits. It’s early, but get ready to throw these fantasy duds overboard before James Cameron is asked to find your team.

DUD MLB Preview: San Francisco Giants

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by Tommy Gimler

Four games into the 2012 season, and the San Francisco Giants’ best pitcher is…Barry Zito?

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