Tag Archives: 76ers

Joel Embiid Will Be ‘The Phantom Of The Process’ During The NBA Postseason

joel embiid mask

by Tommy Gimler

I’ll be honest. It looks a hell of a lot better than the mask they gave Tom Cruise in Vanilla Sky.

Probably The Funniest NBA Preview Of All Time

NBA Preview DUDCast

by Tommy Gimler

If Derrick Rose can dominate the game of basketball like he dominated the law, hell, he might win another MVP award.

Dikembe Mutombo Proved Once Again Last Night That Everything In The NBA Is More Fixed Than My Wife’s Purse Dog

mutomboleak

by Frank Rhombus

There are now three things we know about former NBA center Dikembe Mutombo: He sounds like Grover fucked Doctor Claw, he used to walk into clubs near Georgetown and yell, “Who wants to sex Mutombo?”, and he knew that the 76ers won the NBA Draft Lottery about four hours before everybody else did last night.

Just When You Thought It Couldn’t Get Any Worse For The 76ers

76ers Nuggets buzzer beater

by Frank Rhombus

Jesus Christ. Who does Joel Embiid have to blow for the Sixers to reach double digits in the win column this year?

This Papa John’s Promotion Perfectly Illustrates How Pathetic The Philadelphia 76ers Are This Year

sad 76ers fan

by Tommy Gimler

It’s not like the 76ers needed an embarrassing Papa John’s promotion to illustrate how pig shit awful they are, but it sure as shit won’t be boosting team morale any time soon.

A Bum Has Licked My Asshole More Times Than The 76ers Have Posted A ‘W’ In The Last Two Months

76ers losing streak

by Frank Rhombus

The Philadelphia 76ers were curb stomped by the Houston Rockets tonight to the tune of 120-98, tying an NBA record in the process by losing their 26th consecutive game. Being a 76ers fan right now has to be about as enjoyable as the time I shit out a roll of quarters in college after a dare. Hey, they said I could keep the money if I did it, but the most troubling part of that episode was that when it was all said and done, I only made $9.25 that night.

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