Tag Archives: 2014

Fat Fuck Royals Fan Wants Handsome Man To Take Her Fat Ass To An ALCS Game


by Frank Rhombus

Craigslist is the best, man. I mean, where else can you read about a smart Asian kid’s missed connection with a belligerent local at a San Diego bar while at the same time scoring a sweet set of used tires for just under sixty bucks?

Hey Ladies! You Can Go To The NLDS With This Douche, But You’ll Have To Pay For Your Ticket


by Frank Rhombus

The nerve of this fucking guy.

Regardless Of The Outcome, Ned Yost Still Fucked Up Last Night And Royals Fans Still Hate Him

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by Frank Rhombus

Did anybody else see Kansas City Royals manager/turd Ned Yost at last night’s presser after his team’s improbable 9-8 extra-inning win over the Athletics? Was he wearing eye shadow? Either way, he looked like absolute shit, and that’s also probably the best way to describe the way that lucky fucker managed last night’s game.

What The Hell? Let’s Also Take A Look At The NFC Punters And Kickers

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by Dave “The Voice of No Reason” Iacch

Here’s a picture of Mason Crosby. It’s funny because he’s not part of this preview.

5 Players All Fantasy Dorks Should Avoid This Year

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s that time of year again, you know, when hundreds of thousands of dorks pretend they know football by drafting real NFL players for their fake teams based on last year’s stats. Hey, even we’re guilty of doing it here at the DUD. Well, except for our Indian intern Rakesh. He’s just a dork, and a smelly one at that.

Did You Hear The One About The Deaf Family Who Ran Over An Old Woman At The Comic Con Zombie Walk?

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by Frank Rhombus

Comic Con in San Diego is pretty much the Super Bowl for dorks. Since 1970, comic book nerds have done the unthinkable and walked up the stairs from their parents’ basement, paid for transportation to Southern California, dressed like their favorite comic book hero or villain, and purchased dolls. With deodorant optional and acne almost as prevalent as beer farts in a West Allis dive bar, it really is a spectacle that should be experienced by everybody at least once in their lifetime, even if just for fifteen to twenty minutes.

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