Here Are 10 Things To Help Get You Through The Worst Sports Day Of The Year

by Tommy Gimler It’s the Wednesday after the MLB All-Star Game, and that means no baseball, no football, no basketball, no hockey, and no golf. More »

3 Bold Predictions For MLB’s Second Half

by Tommy Gimler Oh boy, Josh. More »

Rockies Fan Outruns Coors Field Security But Then Gets Crushed By Heroic Fan

by Tommy Gimler Holy shit, he made it! Oh wait, no he didn’t. More »

Jesus Aguilar Deserves The Majority Of Your ASG Final Votes But This Video Pimping Out Brandon Belt Is Also Worthy Of A Few, Brother

by Tommy Gimler Maybe it’s just us, but it sure seems like the “Ballot Brothers” do a shit ton of coke. More »

Baltimore Bag Of S**t Chris Davis Is On Pace For The Worst Season Ever

by Tommy Gimler Imagine going into work at the Hostess plant, but instead of standing on the line and making sure each Ding Dong is filled with the correct amount of creamy deliciousness, you spend the majority of each day in a meth-induced coma while trapped inside the Zingers girl’s locker. More »


Pirates Fan Loses His $12 Can Of Yuengling Trying To Catch Foul Ball

pirates brewers beer foul ball

by Tommy Gimler

Well, technically he only lost about eight bucks worth, but still, what a goddamn tragedy.

Brewers Pitcher Adrian Houser Barfed Twice Behind The Mound After Getting Called Up Sunday

puking brewers pitcher

by Tommy Gimler

Brewers manager Craig Counsell had never seen a pitcher puke on the diamond before Adrian Houser got him off the schneid Sunday afternoon at Miller Park.

Watch This CFL Player Pulverize A Drunk Fan On The Field

cfl streaker crushed by player

by Tommy Gimler

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

This Mexican Baseball Fight Is Good Enough To Get Me Ready For The Weekend

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by Tommy Gimler

Everybody knows that it’s not a real brawl in Mexico until fans start throwing garbage at the players.

Bartenders Pub In Baltimore Is Giving Away Free Shots If You’re There While Chris Davis Actually Gets A Hit

Chris Davis

by Tommy Gimler

Chris Davis is terrible.

The 5 Best Clips Of The Washington Capitals Celebrating Their Stanley Cup Win

ovechkin keg stand

by Tommy Gimler

Let’s be honest. There is nothing on this planet that compares to winning the Stanley Cup.

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