Tough Week For Miami Dolphins Fans, As One Is Busted Watching VR Porn In The Library While The Other Is Caught Humping A Tiny Horse

by Frank Rhombus The Bills Mafia might fuck each other on the hood of a Corolla, but at least they don’t plow ponies. More »

Who Farted To Make The Stage ‘Smelly’ During A Recent Grand Slam Of Darts Match?

by Tommy Gimler We’ve got ourselves a good old-fashioned FartGate, people. More »

Colby Dant Is A Stud When It Comes To Betting On College Football And He’s Here To Help Make Your Bookie Your Bitch

by Tommy Gimler Colby Dant’s “Six Pack” went 5-1 last week, so now it’s time to grab a mimosa and your kid’s college fund and listen to this week’s picks. More »

Attention Degenerates: The Under Has Hit In Every North Texas Game This Year, Bro

by Rakesh the Intern This is what every bettor who has taken over in North Texas game this year has looked like afterward, bro. Nut shot, bro. More »


Trail Blazers Forward Moe Harkless Came To The Arena Dressed As Tyrone Biggums

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by Tommy Gimler

“And that, kids, was the first time I sucked dick for crack.”

How NFL Bettors Got Dicked In Week 7

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by Frank Rhombus

You’ll want to think twice about betting with the public after you see this shit.

Here’s A Hot San Jose Sharks Fan Catching A Puck Against Her Jugs

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by Tommy Gimler

An Asian person taking in a hockey game wasn’t the most surprising thing caught on camera during San Jose’s 4-1 victory over the Islanders on Saturday.

Not Every Chiefs Fan Prepares The Same Way For Sunday Night Football


by Tommy Gimler

Or maybe that’s what he did in the parking lot to get that ticket?

Rakesh Is Here To Make You Rich With These Sure Thing College Football And NFL Bets, Bro


by Rakesh the Intern

Not a good week last week, bro, but it could be worse. We could be that fat bear fuck on four-letter that can’t hit shit. Pathetic, bro.

The Bulls Got Quite The Welcome From A Shirtless Bum As They Arrived At Their Philly Hotel

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by Tommy Gimler

“You ain’t no Michael Jordan.”

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