The Browns Finally Won So We Did A Podcast That Somehow Ended With Me Describing The Birthing Process

by Tommy Gimler It took a while, but the fine people of Cleveland finally got their hands on some free Bud Light thanks to Tyrod Taylor getting a concussion. More »

Here’s Chip The Buffalo Drilling Himself In The Pecker With A T-Shirt Gun

by Tommy Gimler Here’s a friendly reminder that watching somebody get thumped in the cock and balls is hysterical as long as it’s not you. More »

Christian Yelich Can Plow My Sister

by Tommy Gimler Hell, both of them. At the same time. Unprotected. More »

Week 1 Of The NFL Is In The Books And The Best Team Is…

by Tommy Gimler Well, it’s certainly not the Lions. More »

Why Not Put Bookie Out Of Business Right Away With These College Football And Week 1 NFL Picks, Bro?

by Rakesh the Intern Boss said he’ll be paying me even less now that he has kid, so Rakesh really needs these picks to hit, bro. More »


3 Possible Reasons Why Hand, Foot & Mouth Disease Is All Of A Sudden A Thing For MLB Players

hand foot mouth

by Tommy Gimler

For his sake, let’s hope the first thing J.A. Happ didn’t do when he got to New York was jerk off.

Cardinals Pitcher Dakota Hudson Finding Out He Made It To The Show Is Something Special

Dakota Hudson

by Tommy Gimler

The only problem? You guessed it – he plays for the Cardinals.

This Whole ‘Digging Up An Athlete’s Tweets When He Was An Ignorant Child’ Thing Needs To Stop Right Now

sean newcomb

by Frank Rhombus

And if you’re a sports agent, your only job this week is to have the hot intern in the office sift through every one of your clients’ tweets.

Carlos Gomez Pitches Just Like He Hits: Terribly

carlos gomez sucks

by Tommy Gimler

It could be much worse for Brewers fans than adding Mike Moustakas to the squad in exchange for a five-tool future stud. I mean, this clown could still be on your team.

SportsCenter Anchor Nicole Briscoe Dropped An F-Bomb On Live TV Today


by Tommy Gimler

Finally an accurate report from an anchor or reporter at the four-letter.

The Brewers Just Got Absolutely Dicked By The Royals: A Mike Moustakas Story


by Tommy Gimler

Two months of a .250 hitter in exchange for a five-tool future stud and a Puerto Rican kid? Fuck me.

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