Jets DE Quinnen Williams Is Going To Go Home And Play With Himself

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by Tommy Gimler

Not his pecker, you perverts. His Madden self.

J.D. Davis Was Pretty Damn Excited To Face The White Sox Last Night

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by Tommy Gimler

Weird. Thinking about baseball is supposed to get rid of your boner, right?

The Reds And Pirates Might Suck Balls But This Brawl Certainly Did Not

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by Tommy Gimler

Yasiel Puig’s last throw for the Cincinnati Reds was a haymaker.

These 3 Teams Should Seriously Think About Unloading Their Entire Roster At The MLB Trade Deadline

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by Tommy Gimler

Thankfully for some of these cities’ sports fans, the NFL season opener is just 37 days away.

Grabbing A Handful Of Boob Is Catching On At Miller Park

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by Tommy Gimler

But why can’t I go out with Jimmy anymore, dad?

People Still Think Running With Bulls Is A Good Idea

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by Tommy Gimler

Look, mom! I’m a fucking idiot! Send more money for college and now medical bills, though.

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