Absolute Legend Beats Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!! On Nintendo Without Looking At The Screen

by Tommy Gimler It’s no secret that we live in divisive times, kids. More »

Giants Pitcher Hunter Strickland Is Apparently Still A Mentally Unstable Person

by Frank Rhombus Even more disturbing than Hunter Strickland’s lack of self-control might be the fact that he’s an avid hunter. More »

Pirates Fan Loses His $12 Can Of Yuengling Trying To Catch Foul Ball

by Tommy Gimler Well, technically he only lost about eight bucks worth, but still, what a goddamn tragedy. More »

Brewers Pitcher Adrian Houser Barfed Twice Behind The Mound After Getting Called Up Sunday

by Tommy Gimler Brewers manager Craig Counsell had never seen a pitcher puke on the diamond before Adrian Houser got him off the schneid Sunday afternoon at Miller Park. More »

Watch This CFL Player Pulverize A Drunk Fan On The Field

by Tommy Gimler Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. More »


Here’s A Capitals Fan So Excited About Winning The Stanley Cup That She Flashed Everybody

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by Tommy Gimler

Even professional hockey players would rather look at boobs than the Stanley Cup.

Probably The Greatest Sound Byte In Lingerie Football History

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by Tommy Gimler

“Did you not see her grab my tits?”

The Jets Accidentally Tweeted A Pic Of Sam Darnold With A Naked Dude Behind Him

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by Tommy Gimler

Can you spot the naked player behind the new Jets quarterback?

At This Point Giancarlo Stanton Deserves To Take His Bat And Hit Mike Fiers Right In The Pecker

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by Frank Rhombus

Seriously, how hard is it to throw a fucking strike?

Who Knew The Chicago Bears Were Such A Classy Organization?

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by Tommy Gimler

As a Packers fan, it pains me to write a post that actually praises the Chicago Bears.

Watch This White Sox Fan Run Onto The Diamond And Get Absolutely Crushed By Security

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by Tommy Gimler

Other than Danny Farquhar throwing out the first pitch Friday night, this is easily the best highlight from Chicago’s 2018 season.

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