Who’s A Bigger Douchebag, Vontaze Burfict Or Manny Machado?

by Tommy Gimler One plays football. One plays baseball. Both are giant sacks of fuck. More »

This French Rally Driver Stopped At A Welsh House Mid-Race To Take A Dump

by Tommy Gimler Odds are you missed the Dayinsure Wales Rally GB 18 on Sunday because you were busy doing anything else. More »

Let’s Keep Hitting 67 Percent Of College Football And NFL Bets And Make Bookie Our Bitch, Bro

by Rakesh the Intern At this point, Rakesh has enough Rupee for hooker for rest of year, bro. More »

 

Kudos To This Cubs Fan Who Actually Wrote An Apology Note After The Brewers Finished Ahead Of The Cubs

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by Tommy Gimler

Now if we can just get Cole Hamels to do the same thing, we might actually think of him as something other than a massive turd.

Week 5 NFL Overreactions With Murf

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by Murf

First off, we need to clear the air. My phone was blowing up all day yesterday with DUD subscribers texting awful things at me like, “Murf, your picks suck!” “Murf, you couldn’t pick a game to save your life.” “Murf, I just saw your brother blowing a dude in the alley behind the bar.”

The Bills Mafia Was Alive And Well In Green Bay On Sunday

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by Tommy Gimler

We don’t have any videos of broads in a Thurman Thomas jersey getting humped on the hood of a Corolla parked outside of the Green Bay Elks Lodge, but let’s just say if you’re in need of a $40 folding table, odds are the Costco in Bellevue is fresh out of those fuckers.

Making Bookie Your Bitch Is Easier Than Ever With These College Football And NFL Picks, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Apparently all you need to do to beat – or almost beat – Clemson is hurt quarterback, bro.

Kudos To The Vikings Long Snapper Who Lost Part Of His Finger But Returned To The Field To Finish The Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Here’s yet another guy on this planet with a bigger set of stones than yours truly.

If You’re Not Gambling Or Playing Fantasy Sports, Football In 2018 Is Simply Unwatchable

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, at least at the professional level.

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