Coast-To-Coast Old Guy Report – Robert Kraft Does Hookers, Don Nelson Does Weed

by Tommy Gimler Take a guess which one of these guys is worth $6.6 billion. More »

Sometimes You Lose Your Fantasy Football League And Have To Walk Through A Dog Park Covered In Peanut Butter

by Tommy Gimler Some fake football leagues’ toilet bowls matter more than others. More »

Blue Jackets Coach John Tortorella Tells Reporter One Of His Players ‘S**t His Pants’

by Tommy Gimler Sometimes it’s best not to press the issue. More »

Watch This Hockey Announcer Almost Get Drilled In The Face By A Puck

by Tommy Gimler Somebody get this guy a shot of whiskey and a fresh set of drawers. More »


Iowa State And Under Bettors Got Screwed So Hard Last Night They Might Not Be Able To Walk Today

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by Tommy Gimler

If you thought the Super Bowl crushed the average betting man’s soul, wait until you see this.

Greg Zuerlein Shanking That Final Field Goal In Super Bowl 53 Netted One Bettor $100K

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by Tommy Gimler

DUD reader Brian Portz sure doesn’t care much for Greg Zuerlein today.

Make Bookie Your Bitch Big Time With These Super Bowl Prop Bets, Bro


by Rakesh the Intern

Can’t wait for this glorious day of American football and 18 different bags of Doritos at party, bro.

Bulls Broadcaster Stacey King Is Apparently A Boob Guy


by Tommy Gimler

Stacey King might love dat ass, but for at least one night in Miami, he was all about those titties.

Will Chick-Fil-A Be Open? Will There Be A Penalty For Roughing The Passer? Your Best Super Bowl 53 Props Are Right Here

NFL: JAN 28 Super Bowl Opening Night - Rams

by Tommy Gimler

Will Gladys Knight wear a dress while singing the national anthem? Shit, we didn’t even know she was still alive.

Bill Vinovich Is Also A College Basketball Ref And Fans Are Still All Over Him For The NFC Championship Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Geez, it’s only a game, Focker.

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