This Dude With A Concussion Still Hitting A Three Might Be The Best Thing I’ve Seen Since My Ex-Girlfriend’s Tits

by Tommy Gimler If we’re talking about Central Arizona College hoops, then you know either something amazing went down on the court or half of their team was arrested for rape. More »

Why Just Make Belly Fat This Thanksgiving When You Can Make Wallet Fat With These Football Picks, Bro

by Rakesh the Intern Look, bro. Nobody love this Thanksgiving weekend more than Uncle Rishabh. Dude is like 400-pounder now, bro. More »

CFL Coach Gives The Greatest Answer When Asked If His Players Can Have Sex Before The Grey Cup

by Tommy Gimler The 103rd Grey Cup is this Sunday, and in this country, unless you’re that worthless grunting blob of pig shit most people call Chris Berman, odds are you couldn’t give two shits. More »

It’s Official: If You Want To Get Paid To Fuck Up, Become A Meteorologist Or NFL Referee

by Frank Rhombus Even Stevie Wonder can see that piss-poor officiating has become a bigger part of NFL games than concussions and players getting tackled by their dicks. More »


J.R. Smith Is Allegedly Still A Goddamn Maniac

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by Andy Ostroff

J.R. Smith allegedly choked a 19-year-old kid with braces outside of Artichoke Basille’s Pizza in New York’s Chelsea neighborhood earlier this week. This behavior is analogous with other crazy shit associated with Smith, so yeah, I could totally see this being true.

Time To Make Bookie Your Bitch Again With These Football Picks, Bro


by Rakesh the Intern

Check it out, bro. We have been .500 every week for month now, and it is time to say enough is enough and make bookie your bitch, bro.

Look How Much Fun They Had At The Bruins-Wild Game Last Night

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by Frank Rhombus

And keep in mind, kids, this was after a Bruins victory.

Dear NFL: The Titans And Jaguars In Primetime? Are You Fucking Serious?

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s hard to find a bigger dick sandwich than the one the NFL is forcing down the throats of its fans tonight.

Tim Tebow Sucked Balls So Bad That The Scout Team Was Told To Go Easy On Him At Practice

NFL: Denver Broncos Training Camp

by Frank Rhombus

Everybody not named Tim Tebow knows that Tim Tebow was pure dog shit when it came to playing the quarterback position in the NFL.

‘Wild Thing’ Rick Vaughn Has The AIDS Virus And Here’s Who Else Should Be Worried

rick vaughn has aids

by Tommy Gimler

Rick Vaughn (aka Charlie Sheen) announced today that he’s HIV positive, and that’s terrible news for the Dorns.

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