Watch This Hockey Announcer Almost Get Drilled In The Face By A Puck

by Tommy Gimler Somebody get this guy a shot of whiskey and a fresh set of drawers. More »

Getting Kicked In The Nards Is One Hell Of A Way To Lose Your MMA Match

by Tommy Gimler Hopefully your weekend got off to a better start than Sergei Kharitonov’s. More »

Matt Kuchar Won $1.2 Million At The Mayakoba Classic And Gave His Caddie Just Five Grand

by Tommy Gimler They might yell “Kooooosh” on the course at Matt Kuchar, but off of it, it sounds a lot more like “Cheap fuuuuuuuuuuck.” More »


Did You Go To A Pacers Game Last Week? Well, You Might Have Rabies

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by Tommy Gimler

Which would still be way better than going to a Lakers game and getting the AIDS virus.

Is Tom Thibodeau Holding In A Massive Poop Here Or Is He Just A Psycho?

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by Tommy Gimler

Let’s hope for the ladies’ sake that that isn’t also his o-face.

Here’s A Group Of Patriots Fans Who Celebrated Super Bowl Trophy #6 By Beating The Shit Out Of Each Other

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by Tommy Gimler

Tough day for guys wearing Gronk jerseys who weren’t actually Gronk.

Iowa State And Under Bettors Got Screwed So Hard Last Night They Might Not Be Able To Walk Today

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by Tommy Gimler

If you thought the Super Bowl crushed the average betting man’s soul, wait until you see this.

Greg Zuerlein Shanking That Final Field Goal In Super Bowl 53 Netted One Bettor $100K

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by Tommy Gimler

DUD reader Brian Portz sure doesn’t care much for Greg Zuerlein today.

Make Bookie Your Bitch Big Time With These Super Bowl Prop Bets, Bro


by Rakesh the Intern

Can’t wait for this glorious day of American football and 18 different bags of Doritos at party, bro.

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