The Sports Gambling Podcast’s Mock Draft Will Make Mel Kiper Shit Himself From An Overwhelming Sense Of Jealousy

by Tommy Gimler Mel Kiper says the Chargers will take Mike Williams with the 7th pick. The gang at the Sports Gambling Podcast says they’ll take Malik Hooker. We trust the guys who aren’t getting their brains pushed in by 12 pounds of bulletproof hair. More »

The Utah Jazz Mascot Pulverizing A Clippers Fan In A Bubble Ball Who Bashed A Kid Is Pretty Tits

by Tommy Gimler Having a bear as a mascot for the Utah Jazz makes almost as much sense as, well, having “Jazz” as the nickname for a basketball team in Utah. More »

After The Predators Won Their FIRST ROUND Series, These Dipshits Flipped A Car To Celebrate

by Frank Rhombus Act like you’ve been there before, fellas. Oh, wait. Let’s check…that’s right, you haven’t. More »

Probably The Funniest Weightlifting Video You’ll See This Week

by Tommy Gimler It’s official: Farts will always be funny. More »

Looks Like There’s Plenty Of Room To Dry Hump At The Braves’ New Ballpark

by Tommy Gimler The Atlanta Braves said they needed a brand new ballpark to get people to watch them lose in person, but it turns out they’re just like my 91-year-old grandfather’s large intestine: full of shit. More »

 

Some Woman Getting Plowed Across The Street From The Sarasota Open Was Screaming So Loud That Everyone Could Hear It

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by Frank Rhombus

“It can’t be that good!”

Add Starling Marte To The List Of Turds Who Refuse To Just Admit They Knowingly Took PEDs Once They’re Busted

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by Tommy Gimler

Pittsburgh Pirates outfielder Starling Marte has 2.2 million reasons to be disappointed with today’s news that he’ll miss the next 80 games after testing positive for nandrolone.

Here’s A Hockey Player Cross-Checking Another Player 7 Times

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by Tommy Gimler

Odds are you missed the Kalamazoo Wings defeat the Toledo Walleye 4-1 in an ECHL playoff game Saturday night, and that’s probably because it was Kalamazoo squaring off against Toledo in a game of hockey.

Here Are More Sam Dyson Hate Tweets Because Oh, Why Not?

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by Tommy Gimler

Let’s be honest: I have a better shot of humping Kate Upton at Justin Verlander’s wedding than Sam Dyson does at closing out another Rangers game in a save situation this year.

Here’s A Hockey Player Breaking A Stick Over Another Player’s Back

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by Tommy Gimler

Or as it’s known in Michael Fassbender’s house: foreplay.

The Responses To The Chief Wahoo Protests Are Pretty Goddamn Funny

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by Frank Rhombus

You think every Irish person rags on a Notre Dame logo?

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