UFC Fighter Literally Shits Herself While Getting Choked

by Tommy Gimler And that, kids, is why you never load up on Taco Bell before doing anything important. More »

New Dallas Mavericks Stud Dennis Smith Jr. Once Tweeted About ‘Slangin’ His Wood

by Tommy Gimler It appears as though last night’s ninth overall pick is talented both on and off the hardwood. More »

This Turd Treats Greens Like President Trump Treats Minorities

by Frank Rhombus Oh wait, they’re the same guy. More »

Bikers In Ireland Cruising Down Trail Zip Past Two People Fucking

by Tommy Gimler You’d think you would have a better chance of cruising past Bigfoot. More »


A Lingerie Football Fist Fight Is A Great Way To Start Your Work Week

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by Frank Rhombus

Well, I guess you can still call it a fight even though it took just one punch to drop this crazy broad.

This Insane Putt Sums Up Just How Well Things Went For Justin Thomas At The US Open Today

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by Tommy Gimler

Nice fucking pants, brah.

Dude Takes In A Ball Game While His Girl Looks For More Cock On Tinder

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by Frank Rhombus

Let’s hope somebody hooked up this poor bastard with freebies.

Rickie Fowler Is On Fire To Start The US Open And So Is This Sponsor Blimp

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by Frank Rhombus

I guess Sterling Archer was right after all.

Jacksonville’s Minor League Baseball Team Is Giving Out Free Pregnancy Tests At Thursday’s Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Let’s hope the “ladies” down there actually get up and leave their seats while taking the tests.

Kevin Durant Named NBA Finals MVP But He Sucks Balls At Drinking Beer

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by Tommy Gimler

Hopefully you did something more constructive with your time last night, like repeatedly jamming a screwdriver up your peehole, for example, instead of watching what is easily the worst professional sports league in this great country (Hint: It’s the NBA) wrap up their postseason.

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