So How Many Guys At MLB Headquarters Has Chase Utley Sucked Off?

by Frank Rhombus New York’s Noah Syndergaard was ejected today for throwing a 99 MPH fuck you pitch behind the back of Chase Utley. No warning. No “Hey, knock it the fuck off.” No nothing. So, that begs the question, “Exactly how many knob jobs has Utley given the guys at More »

University Of Georgia Catcher Is A Real-Life Rube Baker

by Tommy Gimler Odds are you missed the Ole Miss baseball team defeat Georgia on Tuesday because you were busy doing anything else, but Bulldogs catcher Michael Curry is somebody worth keeping your eye on. More »

Got To Love These Two Hockey Players Slashing Each Other In The Cock And Balls

by Frank Rhombus We don’t pretend to know much about hockey, but it doesn’t take an expert to know that two players trying to rip each other’s dick off is great entertainment. More »

Jeffrey Loria Continues To Be The Biggest Asshole Owner In All Of Sports

by Tommy Gimler Miami Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria is proof that there is no God. Or if there is, somebody needs to tell that dude to cut his vacation short because we need him. More »


Check Out Our Latest Podcast Where We Determine If The Oakland Coliseum Is Literally The Shittiest Place To Watch A Sporting Event


by Tommy Gimler

If you’re a fan of raw sewage running between your toes, then the Oakland Coliseum is the place for you. If you’re not a sick fuck, then pretty much anywhere else is a better place to watch a sporting event in America.

Preakness Horse Names That Are Also Urban Dictionary Sex Moves


by Frank Rhombus

Back by popular demand, baby.

You’ve Got To Listen To ‘Ozzy Man Reviews’ Call The End Of This Irish Track Race

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by Frank Rhombus

If you’ve never watched a video on YouTube from Ozzy Man Reviews, do yourself a favor and tell the wife to take a fucking hike, grab a sixer of Schlitz and get ready to piss yourself from laughing so hard.

Erick Aybar Misses Braves-Pirates Game After Chicken Bone Gets Stuck In Throat

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by Tommy Gimler

Wade Boggs once missed six games because he fell on his ribcage while trying to take off his cowboy boots. Sammy Sosa once sneezed and wound up on the disabled list because of it. Hell, Luis Polonia once missed the World Series because of rape.

Dikembe Mutombo Proved Once Again Last Night That Everything In The NBA Is More Fixed Than My Wife’s Purse Dog


by Frank Rhombus

There are now three things we know about former NBA center Dikembe Mutombo: He sounds like Grover fucked Doctor Claw, he used to walk into clubs near Georgetown and yell, “Who wants to sex Mutombo?”, and he knew that the 76ers won the NBA Draft Lottery about four hours before everybody else did last night.

The Braves Didn’t Just Fire Fredi Gonzalez For Not Being A Miracle Worker

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by Tommy Gimler

After trading away baseball’s best closer and defensive shortstop as well as several other players who actually knew how to play the game during the last few offseasons, we’re not sure what the Atlanta Braves front office was expecting from manager Fredi Gonzalez this year.

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