Madison Bumgarner Has Made Clayton Kershaw His Bitch

by Andy Ostroff Having adopted the Dodgers as my second favorite team, this is kind of hard to watch. In fact, I feel guilty just talking about it. More »

Some Asshole In China Has Been Sneaking Into Women’s Restrooms And Eating Their Shit For The Last Eight Years

by Frank Rhombus Geez, if you’re looking for an acceptable form of eating pure shit, just head to your local Burger King, bro. More »

Aaron Hernandez Is No Longer An Athlete, ESPN

by Andy Ostroff Sorry, but a month after a former professional athlete gets convicted of first-degree murder (amongst other things), they should not be appearing in sports-related news stories. More »

Bryce Harper Is Hotter Than Charlotte McKinney Eating Chocolate Ganache Out of Kate Upton’s Asshole

by Tommy Gimler Even the most casual of baseball fans knows that Washington Nationals outfielder Bryce Harper is on fire this month. It’s just that nobody has said it as eloquently as us. More »

Kansas Dude Arrested Wearing ‘I Enjoy Vagina’ Shirt

by Frank Rhombus You won’t find many guys wearing one like that in prison, brah. More »


2015 AFC Over/Under Win Totals Are Out, Bro

Jack Del Rio, Reggie McKenzie, Mark Davis

by Rakesh the Intern

I’ll tell you something, bro. I really miss this game of American football, so when boss says, “Hey, Rakesh. Take shower so you don’t’ smell like shit from pig and then get me your AFC win total picks,” I say, “You got it, bro.”

2015 NFC Over/Under Win Totals Are Out, You Hookers

jameis winston is an idiot

by Tommy Gimler

What in the hell has happened to the NFL? I mean, the National Football League today has more in common with that turd Skip Bayless and the old TV show COPS than it does with the actual game of football.

A Patriots Fan’s Response To The Shitshow Known As Deflategate

brady suspended

by Andy Ostroff

What’s worse, the Wells Report or the Patriots rebuttal to said report?

I Think This Cyclist Broke His Arm

biker broken arm

by Tommy Gimler

Good luck finishing your Cheerios after watching this poor bastard take a spill.

Is Josh Harrison The Next Bill Hall?

josh harrison is the next bill hall

by Tommy Gimler

You remember Bill Hall, right? He was that guy on the Brewers who sucked balls.

The Best Twitter Reactions To Tom Brady’s Suspension

tom brady suspended

by Tommy Gimler

It’s funny how people on Twitter think they matter because they don’t.

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