9-Year-Old Kid Asks Jim McMahon For Autograph, McMahon Says ‘Can’t You See I’m Fucking Eating?’

by Tommy Gimler Ask McMahon about it these days, and odds are he’ll “conveniently” not remember that ever happening. More »

Happy Friday! Here’s A Hooters Girl Misplaying A Foul Ball

by Tommy Gimler To be fair, you don’t have to be good with the glove to get me a Miller Lite and some Lots-A-Tots. More »

4 Things To Know Before The Madness Starts Back Up Today

by Tommy Gimler Are you fucking mad yet? More »

‘Rickie Weeks Pushing For Spot On Roster’ Is Horrific News If You’re A Tampa Bay Rays Fan

by Tommy Gimler There are two things that are a certainty on this planet. One is that since they have a child together, one of my best friends has had sex with my sister at least once. The other? You guessed it: Rickie Weeks is a pig shit awful baseball player. More »

Here’s A Preview Of Every NL Central Team In Two Sentences Or Less

by Tommy Gimler I have a better shot at fingering Kate Upton in the Tigers clubhouse than the Brewers do at finishing with a winning record this year. More »


The DUD Previews The 2017 MLB Season And Our Money Is On Yoenis Cespedes Getting Arrested First

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by Tommy Gimler

Although, we could see Tim Tebow getting pinched for taking a clubhouse circumcision a little too far.

4 Things We Learned From Yesterday’s Madness


by Frank Rhombus

Taking Vermont all the way to the Elite Eight was a bold move but a bad choice.

This West Virginia Player Taking A Ball To The Face Is By Far The Most Entertaining Play Of The Tourney

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by Tommy Gimler

Odds are you had to work at your shitty job today, and that sucks because the first Thursday of March Madness is usually one of the greatest sports days of the year.

7 Tips That Will Help Your NCAA Tournament Bracket Survive The First Weekend

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by Tommy Gimler

You don’t want to take all #12′s, but you don’t want to take all #1′s either, mom.

Jim Harbaugh Will Destroy His Kids In A Game Of Basketball If That’s What It Takes To Win


by Tommy Gimler

Show me somebody more competitive than Jim Harbaugh, and I’ll show you a fucking liar.

The DUD’s Free NCAA Tournament Bracket Challenge Where The Best Bracket Wins $50!


by Tommy Gimler

Hey, it might not be a billion dollars for a perfect bracket, but that’s still enough cash for you and your fat wife to enjoy roughly five dinners at Golden Corral.

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