by Teddy Westside
This whole Adrian Peterson thing has me fucking fired up. Let me first start out by saying I do not condone child ABUSE, but if a father needs to discipline a kid by hitting him once or twice, I certainly am not going to tell him no.
by Eddie Bagelstein
It’s time somebody told the truth about this whole Ray Rice wife beating situation. Bitch got what she deserved.
by Rakesh the Intern
This is very important week of betting on American football, bro. Every team has now taken field and we have pretty good idea of what they are each going to be about now, my friend. It’s just like cousin Gokul and billiards. You know what you’re going to get there. He sucks ass, bro. But that is because he has a baby left arm. However, he is not so bad at badminton because you only need one good arm, boss.
by Adam Feuerberg
I love writing about football. Good or bad, there’s always a story to tell, especially within the first few games of the year.
by Tommy Gimler
Maybe it’s because they’ve taken advantage of former Rangers manager Ron Washington concentrating more on doing lines off of an Arlington hooker than putting together the best possible makeshift lineup. Maybe it’s because their three-foot-six second baseman leads all of baseball in batting average and hits. But whatever the reason, the Houston Astros will lose less than 100 games in a season for the first time since 2010.