Trying To Carjack Three New Mexico Football Players Probably Wasn’t The Best Idea

by Tommy Gimler Hey, at least now a prospective employer probably won’t even notice those neck tats. More »

Here’s Giants WR/Absolute Moron Odell Beckham Jr. Staring At The Eclipse Without Glasses

by Tommy Gimler Just another friendly reminder that Odell Beckham attended but did not graduate from LSU. More »

Um, Nice Catch

by Tommy Gimler I was honored to be a guest at the MLB Little League Classic at historic Bowman Field Sunday night. It was awesome. More »

Josh Holsey Has A Special Message For His High School English Teacher

by Tommy Gimler His punctuation might suck balls, but the point of his message is still very clear. More »

The Man With The Largest Pecker In The World Lives In…Appleton, Wisconsin?

by Tommy Gimler Forget Dodgeball. Here’s a true underdog story. More »


Guy Throws First Pitch At Red Sox Game And Drills A Cameraman Right In The Cock And Balls

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by Tommy Gimler

Im-pecker-able aim, buddy.

Video From ESPN’s Fantasy Football Marathon Or A Slave Auction In 1825? You Make The Call

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by Frank Rhombus

Have things gotten so bad at the four-letter that they’re finally “selling off” their talent?

Giancarlo Stanton Can Plow My Sister

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s official: Giancarlo Stanton is hotter than Kate Upton scissoring Charlotte McKinney on a bed made solely of baby seal skins.

Whole Lotta Ass Slapping Going Down At The PGA Championship

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by Tommy Gimler

Congrats to Justin Thomas on winning his first major at the PGA Championship Sunday afternoon and in doing so, setting off a barrage of ass slapping.

Here’s Something You Don’t Want To See After Betting $50 With Your Pal That The Nationals Will Make It To The World Series

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, shit.

Tommy’s Top Three Stories For The Weekend

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by Tommy Gimler

I guess we can create a new definition on Urban Dictionary for “Wisconsin State Fair Cream Puff.”

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