Does Fergie Hate America? Her National Anthem Attempt Would Make You Think So

by Tommy Gimler Whatever happened to stepping up to the mic and just singing the fucking song? More »

Aaron Rodgers Kissed Danica Patrick And Then She Wrecked At The Daytona 500

by Tommy Gimler I once again missed the Daytona 500 because I was on the golf course and I prefer right turns, but apparently congratulations are in order for Austin Dillion for winning the sum bitch. More »

Here’s Johnny Weir Saying A Figure Skater Has Knees Made Out Of Whipped Cream

by Tommy Gimler We’d consider him to be a trustworthy source of information when it comes to that. More »

If You’re Going To France, Remember, This Is How You Say Hello

by Tommy Gimler Let’s hope three ladies from France capture the gold, silver and bronze medals in one event at the PyeongChang Olympics because if our calculations are correct, it’ll turn into a giant lesbian orgy. More »

New Mets Manager Mickey Callaway Feels Very Strongly About Not Dry Humping His Guys

by Tommy Gimler Maybe going straight for the balloon knot on the first date instead of fucking around with that over the clothes bullshit is what Matt Harvey needs to get back on track. More »

 

Making $44 Million Playing Baseball Wasn’t Enough To Keep Esteban Loaiza From Slinging Cocaine

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by Frank Rhombus

In this world, there are fucking morons and then there’s Esteban Loaiza.

Two Great Weekend Clips: Blake Griffin Being A Bitch And The Hockey Fight Of The Year

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by Tommy Gimler

“Blake’s pissed and throws the ball off Schröder’s fucking hornet nest.”

Behold The Most Unfortunate Name At The Winter Olympics

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by Tommy Gimler

Only in this guy’s wet dreams will he be standing on the podium.

Jason Kelce Delivered What Is Probably The Greatest Speech Of All Time

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by Tommy Gimler

I still don’t know what “fourth and down” is, but it doesn’t matter.

Jason Kelce Dropping F-Bombs On Live TV Was Outstanding

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by Tommy Gimler

“We’re from Philly, fucking Philly. No one likes us, we don’t care!”

And Here We Have Draymond Green Calling A Female Ref A ‘F**king B*tch’

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by Tommy Gimler

There are obviously better ways to get a mega shoe deal than kicking other players in their dicks and telling a female ref she’s a “fucking bitch.”

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