Who Killed Russell Wilson And Then Jumped Inside His Body To Continue His Legacy?

by Tommy Gimler This dude still looks a lot like Russell Wilson, but he all of sudden sounds a lot like the rapper Future giving an interview after ingesting a fuck-ton of edibles. More »

Somebody Dropped Some Major Ass On The Sixers Bench Last Night

by Tommy Gimler The NBA postseason apparently makes some players more nervous than others. More »

What If You Could Wait Until 3 Weeks Of MLB Games Were Played Before Betting On Win Totals?

by Tommy Gimler The Boston Red Sox under is suddenly looking tastier than one of Tito’s tacos. More »

Yu Darvish, Who Sucks, Took Out Three People With One Terrible 99-MPH Fastball

by Tommy Gimler Better teach this kid some control before he kills somebody. More »


Chris Davis Raised His Batting Average 79 Points Today After Finally Getting A Hit

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by Tommy Gimler

Three of them, bitch!

Soon-To-Be Unemployed Security Guard Slips And Nearly Ends Tiger’s Masters

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by Tommy Gimler

The golf gods apparently don’t want to see Tiger win his fifth green jacket.

Unless You Too Took A Foul Ball To The Beanbag, Odds Are You Had A Better Night Than Gary Sanchez

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by Tommy Gimler

If you’ve got an extra pamphlet on adoption lying around the house, feel free to send it to New York Yankees catcher Gary Sanchez.

Somehow, Someway, Chris Davis Blows Even More This Year

Chris Davis

by Tommy Gimler

Baltimore Orioles first baseman Chris Davis fucking blows.

This Poor Auburn Gymnast May Have Suffered The Grossest Sports Injury I’ve Ever Seen

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by Frank Rhombus

Got the munchies tonight? This should crush your appetite.

Auburn Fan Pours Beer On Head Thinking His Team Won Then Gets Arrested After Their Stunning Loss

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by Tommy Gimler

Son of a bitch.

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