by Tommy Gimler
Did a shipment of uniforms bound for the Snowmobile SnoCross at this year’s Winter X Games in Aspen accidentally get dropped off in Columbus for the NHL All-Star Game or is the same dipshit at Nike in charge of Oregon’s uniforms let someone at the NHL fuck his wife for the honor to put these pieces of dog shit on display? Either way, puke.
by Eddie Bagelstien
The world is way too full of people who make the world less fun. You know the type: the ‘ol stick in the mud. And I’m not talking about butt sex.
by Adam Pockross
I’m a Broncos fan. Always have been, as far as I can recall. Having grown up on the mean streets of Denver, I really don’t feel like I had a choice in that matter. Well, unincorporated Arapahoe County if you wannna be specific. But still, all John Elway, all the time.
special to the DUD from The Dug
In a week full of good news for Chicago Bears fans, word that Marc Trestman was hired as the Baltimore Ravens new OC is right at the top for me.
by Tommy Gimler
Fuck Morgan Burnett sliding to the ground after intercepting a Russell Wilson pass with just over five minutes left in regulation. Fuck Brandon Bostick attempting to corral the onside kick with just over two minutes left in regulation instead of doing what he was supposed to do: block. Fuck the refs “missing” Marshawn Lynch grabbing his shit after scoring the go-ahead touchdown and not penalizing him 15 yards. If Packers fans are looking for more fuel to add to the conspiracy fire that was the epic Green Bay collapse Sunday afternoon, check this out.