This French Rally Driver Stopped At A Welsh House Mid-Race To Take A Dump

by Tommy Gimler Odds are you missed the Dayinsure Wales Rally GB 18 on Sunday because you were busy doing anything else. More »

Let’s Keep Hitting 67 Percent Of College Football And NFL Bets And Make Bookie Our Bitch, Bro

by Rakesh the Intern At this point, Rakesh has enough Rupee for hooker for rest of year, bro. More »

Milwaukee Vs. Los Angeles In The NLCS: A Closer, More Disgusting Look

by Tommy Gimler It’s the matchup that everybody predicted in the 2018 NLCS, as the Milwaukee Brewers host the Los Angeles Dodgers Friday night. More »

Mason Crosby Got The Bob Menery Treatment And The Resulting Video Is Magical

by Tommy Gimler “I love Aaron, but boy oh boy, get your hand off that shoulder. It’s the black cat.” More »


Week 6 NFL Overreactions With Murf


by Murf

“I knew the Steelers would crush the Falcons at home.” Sure you did, Ace.

Who’s A Bigger Turd, Mason Crosby Or Chris Boswell?

mason crosby sucks

by Tommy Gimler

At 2-2-1, both the Pittsburgh Steelers and Green Bay Packers have more problems than just a shitdick kicker.

Let’s Keep Making Bookie Our Bitch With These College Football And NFL Picks, Bro


by Rakesh the Intern

Let’s stay hotter than two Kansas City girlies rubbing poons together, bro.

This Florida State Fan Had One Hell Of A Time Watching His Seminoles Beat Louisville

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by Tommy Gimler

Surprisingly, Papa John wasn’t the drunkest guy in Louisville this weekend.

Kudos To This Cubs Fan Who Actually Wrote An Apology Note After The Brewers Finished Ahead Of The Cubs


by Tommy Gimler

Now if we can just get Cole Hamels to do the same thing, we might actually think of him as something other than a massive turd.

Week 5 NFL Overreactions With Murf


by Murf

First off, we need to clear the air. My phone was blowing up all day yesterday with DUD subscribers texting awful things at me like, “Murf, your picks suck!” “Murf, you couldn’t pick a game to save your life.” “Murf, I just saw your brother blowing a dude in the alley behind the bar.”

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