Watching Comedian Vic DiBitetto Tear The Giants A New Asshole Is One Of The Funniest Things We’ve Ever Seen

by Frank Rhombus Very good, Eli. Keep making those commercials with your fucking brother. Nice. More »

Here’s Proof That God Does Indeed Hate The Cleveland Browns

by Tommy Gimler And he must not give a shit about Ryan Fitzpatrick either. More »

The ‘Carson Wentz Is Already Better Than Jay Cutler’ Episode

by Tommy Gimler I mean, at this point all Wentz would have had to do is throw the ball toward his teammates and he’d be considered better, but still. More »

Time To Buy Hooker And Cigar Thanks To These NFL And College Football Picks

by Rakesh the Intern After going 3-0 with my NFL picks last week, let me tell you, bro, let’s just say the only reason Rakesh is still not having bang with hooker is because local 7-Eleven ran out of condom, my friend. More »

West Virginia Freshman Makes One Of The Best One-Handed Catches You Will Ever See…In Practice

by Tommy Gimler I mean, listen. We’re talking about practice. Not a game, not a game, not a game, we’re talking about practice. More »

 

Nothing Takes Away The Pain Of A Packers Loss Quite Like Jay Cutler Throwing Off His Back Foot, Getting Picked Off And Then Bitched At By A Teammate In Street Clothes

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by Tommy Gimler

For the eighth consecutive season, it looks as though the biggest pick-me-up for Packers fans after watching Aaron Rodgers and his teammates play like real assholes for 60 minutes is going to be the sight of Jay Cutler playing like an even bigger asshole during the same week.

5 Legit Reasons Why The NFL’s Ratings Are Down

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by Tommy Gimler

Television ratings for the Sunday Night Football shitshow that was the Vikings hosting the Packers in their new stadium that will eventually cost taxpayers $678 million were down 16 percent from last year’s Week 2 tilt featuring the Packers and Seahawks, which once again goes to show that nobody likes the Vikings.

Because We’re Morons, Here’s Your NFL Preview Podcast After The Season Has Already Started

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by Tommy Gimler

We predict the Rams will be so bad that they’ll lay a fucking turd against the 49ers in Week 1.

The Rice Band Mocked The Shit Out Of Baylor Last Night

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by Tommy Gimler

The Baylor Bears looked like shit for majority of Friday night, but they eventually pulled away from the Rice Owls en route to a 38-10 victory in Houston, meaning they now have almost as many wins this year as rape lawsuits.

Betting On College Football And NFL This Week Is Easier Than My Ex-Slut Girlfriend Akansh

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by Rakesh the Intern

Everybody got piece of that poon, bro. No joke. Cousin Gokul with his baby left arm hit that shit, and even my father Mahesh said he once pissed on her at bachelor party. Sick shit, bro.

The Bills Mafia Is Back, Baby!

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by Frank Rhombus

We’re pretty sure Deion Sanders is fucking hammered doing the Bills-Jets pregame tonight, but it’s nothing compared to this Bills Mafia member in what I guess you would call the Ralph Wilson Stadium parking lot.

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