Did Tulane Fire A Strength And Conditioning Coach Because She Made A Bowler Who Was Late To Practice Run As A Punishment?

by Tommy Gimler Let’s be honest: The Green Wave of Tulane is about as relevant to collegiate sports as I am to Hungarian politics. And if this story about the firing of their strength and conditioning coach is true, it will just add to the embarrassment known as Tulane sports. More »

The Nashville Predators Fan Base Is So Pathetic Their Team Had To Leave Them ‘Rules Of The Game’ Cards

by Tommy Gimler Hey, we’re not pretending to know a shit ton about hockey, but this is pathetic. More »

The Kentucky Derby Bans Selfie Sticks, Is Keeping It Cool

by Andy Ostroff I wouldn’t call myself a fan of horse racing, but I’m slightly inclined to like the Kentucky Derby a little bit more now that they banned selfie sticks from Churchill Downs. More »

The 2015 Wooden Awards Should Be Used To Torture ISIS

by Andy Ostroff Friday Night, ESPN 2 aired the Wendy’s Wooden Award ceremony for the first time ever. I set my DVR and planned to watch and write about the hour-long awards show this weekend. However, it took longer than expected. Watching this show was like watching paint dry, but only More »

Some Dude Shit Himself Before The Red Sox Home Opener

by Tommy Gimler From what we’ve heard, the Red Sox home opener is one of the best days of the year in Boston. Well, unless you’re the poor bastard who just shit his pants in his car and then ran into a bar outside Fenway Park, leaving a trail of More »


Arte Moreno And The Los Angeles Angels Can Go Fuck Themselves

hey hamilton

by Frank Rhombus

Arte Moreno and the Angels haven’t said these exact words, but they’ve said more than enough to get their point across: Josh Hamilton is no longer welcome in Anaheim.

Evan Gattis Has Struck Out Eight Straight Times, Is Pure Dog Shit Right Now

Evan Gattis 8 straight strikeouts

by Tommy Gimler

Yeah, that’s really bad. Even for the Astros.

Adrian Gonzalez Is Hotter Than Two Broads Scissoring Each Other In Church

adrian gonzalez three home runs

by Frank Rhombus

Los Angeles Dodgers first baseman Adrian Gonzalez’s numbers through three games are bigger than Melissa McCarthy’s gunt: .769 average, 5 HR, 7 runs, 7 RBI, and a 2.846 OPS.

Not Done Comparing Basketball To Football

NCAA Basketball: Final Four-Championship Game-Wisconsin vs Duke

by Andy Ostroff

It was quite a game Monday night between Wisconsin and Duke. I was sending my condolences to some of my Badger buddies yesterday, and they all said some rendition of the same thought, which was similar to those ideas expressed by Bo Ryan, and that is that the officiating was to blame for the loss.

5 Takeaways From Opening Day


by Frank Rhombus

Big time beer shits this morning.

Duke Over Wisconsin?

Duke v Wisconsin

by Andy Ostroff

That is my prediction for tonight’s game. Yes, the Badgers are the one-point favorite tonight, but there is something spooky going on here.

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