The ‘It Sounds Like LeSean McCoy Has Herpes’ Podcast

by Tommy Gimler You might want to think about coming up with something other than “Shady” in the nickname department, pal. More »

Andre The Giant Was Apparently The Most Impressive Drinker Of All Time

by Tommy Gimler Move over, Wade Boggs and Uncle Floyd. There’s a new sheriff in town. More »

Iowa State Football Player Gets Hit By Car, Wants To Know When He Can Get Back On The Field

by Frank Rhombus Here’s a kid who’s almost as tough as getting a proper hand job from Stephen Hawking. More »

Add John Daly To The List Of Guys Who Can Plow My Sister

by Tommy Gimler I mean, look at this fucking guy. More »


Just So We’re Clear, Greg Jennings Was An Absolute Turd After He Left The Packers

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by Tommy Gimler

In another sign that the NFL season can’t get here soon enough, we’re actually doing a story on Greg Jennings today.

The Argument For And Against Chris Sale Cutting Up The White Sox Throwback Jerseys

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by Tommy Gimler

I’ll be honest: I’ve been inside the Chicago White Sox clubhouse the same amount of times I’ve been inside Kate Upton’s hump hole: zero.

Here’s What Happens When Hockey Players Try To Play Basketball

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by Tommy Gimler

Good lord.

R.I.P. Dennis Green, Owner Of The Best NFL Press Conference Meltdown Of All Time

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by Tommy Gimler

Former Vikings and Cardinals head coach Dennis Green passed away from complications of cardiac arrest Thursday night at the age of 67, but his shit-your-pants awesome tirade following a 2006 loss to the Bears will surely live on forever.

GW’s Basketball Coach Says The AD Requested Practice Tapes So He Could Masturbate To Them

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by Frank Rhombus

Holy shit! Exactly what kind of offense are they running in the nation’s capital these days?

The #1 Selling NFL Jersey Belongs To…Wait, Ezekiel Elliott?

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by Tommy Gimler

Here’s a bigger surprise than Gerard Butler still finding work.

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