Australian Man Gets 20 Months In Jail For Stabbing His Friend On A Golf Course

by Tommy Gimler Maybe the word friend has a different meaning in Australia. More »

Here’s A Hell Of A Story About A Naked Avery Johnson Trying To Beat Malik Rose’s Ass In The Spurs Locker Room

by Tommy Gimler Here’s something that Avery Johnson probably didn’t highlight on his resume when he interviewed at the University of Alabama. More »

Instant Karma Strikes Again As Boxer Wearing ‘America 1st’ Trunks With Wall Pattern On Them Gets His Ass Kicked By Mexican Fighter

by Frank Rhombus Do you really want to give a professional boxer another reason to beat your ass? More »

This College Baseball Pitcher Might Want To Stop Head-Butting His Catcher Before He Hurts Himself

by Tommy Gimler Hey, who knows? Maybe he actually wants to talk with a stutter. More »


Only 974 People Showed Up To Watch The White Sox Lose To The Rays

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by Tommy Gimler

Roughly 9.5 million people live in the Chicago metro area, but only 0.01 percent of them decided to show up to Monday’s Rays-White Sox game at Guaranteed Rate Field.

Nobody Is Enjoying Life More Than Shooter McGavin

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by Tommy Gimler

Hide your daughters, guys. That is, of course, if he hasn’t already humped her.

Cardinals Radio Guy Mike Shannon Is Here To Talk ‘Blow Jobs’


by Tommy Gimler

Well, I’ll be honest. He’s got me listening.

Probably The Greatest Gambling Moment Of The Year

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by Tommy Gimler

Here’s a guy who shouldn’t place another wager on a sporting event until after Memorial Day.

Finally, Here’s A Full List Of Things You Can’t Yell At The Masters

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by Tommy Gimler

Mashed potatoes? Wow, huge win for twice baked.

Our Masters Coverage Begins With This Guy Who Decided To Have Sex With A Hole And Jam The Flagstick Up His Butt

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by Tommy Gimler

So, do we give him a double bogey then?

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