Victor Cruz’s Fiancée Allegedly Sent A Text To All Of His Side Pieces

by Frank Rhombus That’s strange. We thought he was gay. More »

Here’s A Bills Fan Doing A Line Of Blow At The Game

by Tommy Gimler Buffalo’s 24-10 loss to the Giants Sunday afternoon sure was a downer for the majority of the 70,677 fans at Ralph Wilson Stadium. But there was one Bills fan who made sure nothing was going to bring him down on this day. More »

The Top Three Alcoholics In Sports History

by Tommy Gimler New York Yankees pitcher CC Sabathia admitted today that like many of us, he’s got a problem with the sauce. So, he’s decided to check himself into rehab, which is strange because you don’t normally associate Sabathia with being a quitter. More »

It’s Getting Colder Than Witch Tit Out Here But Let’s Get Hot Betting On Football, Bro

by Rakesh the Intern Check it out, bro. Turns out Detroit Lions really were shit from goat team last week. Sorry about that, bro. More »


Here’s An Alabama Fan Who Lost His Shit And Tried To Kill His Mom And Her Cat Over Chores


by Frank Rhombus

Roll Fucking Tide.

Watch This Fucking Dork Miss Out On Three Consecutive Foul Balls At Last Night’s Yankees Game

yankees fan foul ball

by Tommy Gimler

Although, he looks like he makes enough money that the Jewish broad to his left is still going to blow him.

Here’s An MMA Fighter Whose Boobs Are So Big That They Pushed Her Up A Weight Class

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by Frank Rhombus

If that title doesn’t make you click on the post, then odds are you’re a homo. Or you don’t want to get fired from your shitty desk job. One of the two.

The Chicago Bears Punted Every Time They Had The Ball Yesterday

the bears punted every time

by Tommy Gimler

Who would have thought that you’d hear the phrase, “Thank Christ for the Cubs” in the Windy City during your lifetime, and the people saying it were not being sarcastic?

No Maryland Fan Had It Worse Yesterday Than This Cheerleader Who Got Smoked By A West Virginia Player

maryland cheerleader crushed

by Frank Rhombus

The West Virginia Mountaineers curb stomped the Maryland Terrapins yesterday 45-6, but one Maryland cheerleader took an even worse beating thanks to a West Virginia receiver who, like Forrest Gump, just couldn’t stop running.

Rakesh Has Made So Much Rupee Betting On Football He Can Basically Kill Hooker And Get Away With It, Bro


by Rakesh the Intern

Check it out, bro. I am not one for bragging, my friend. But let’s be honest, bro: After two weeks of betting on this silly game of American football, Rakesh is hotter than two American girlies putting their tongues inside each other’s love holes.

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