Category Archives: Crap

2020 NFL Win Totals Are Out And Some Of These Sum Bitches Are JUICY


by Tommy Gimler

Anybody else getting ragers just from the thought of betting on football?

The Day MLB’s Color Barrier Was Broken By…Babe Ruth?

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by Tommy Gimler

Some wrong answers should be worthy of losing every dollar you’ve earned to that point, getting escorted off set and being forced to walk Jefferson Blvd. all the way back to campus.

Dion Waiters Has Smoked Himself Stupid, Thinks Michael Jordan Is Not One Of The Best Five NBA Players Ever

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by Tommy Gimler

Penny Hardaway? The fuck?

Frank Caliendo (As Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones) Has Some Advice For Y’All During These Crazy Times

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by Tommy Gimler

“I would not eat that pizza…and neither should you.”

No Story Necessary As This Chicago Restaurant’s Sign Trolling Mitch Trubisky Says It All

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by Tommy Gimler

It appears as though not everyone has lost their sense of humor during this pandemic.

This Olympic Swimmer’s At-Home Workout Is More Impressive Than Anything I’ve Ever Done

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by Tommy Gimler

How awful is the current state of sports? Well, the fact that we’re doing a story on a Russian swimmer’s at-home workout should pretty much sum it up.

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