Category Archives: Crap

Proof America Is Still Great: You Can Bet On Whether Or Not Antonio Brown Will Get Arrested This Year

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by Tommy Gimler

Former NFL wide receiver Antonio Brown is a lot like my grandfather’s eczema this time of year. He just won’t stay away.

Tyson Fury Is Punching His Clown 7 Times A Day To Get Ready For His Boxing Match Next Month

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by Frank Rhombus

There’s choking the chicken and then there’s this, which is pretty much the equivalent to sending the birds straight to slaughterhouse.

These Two Pictures Help Illustrate Why Joe Burrow Is Our Favorite College Football Player


by Tommy Gimler

Big. Dick. Joe.

NFL Playoffs And College National Championship Game Are Perfect Way To Crush Bookie, Bro


by Rakesh the Intern

Time to bet on the heads of cheese, bro!

Dude Unhappy With Pitch Thrown Behind Him Starts Hitting Catcher With His Bat

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by Tommy Gimler

If you thought things in the California Penal League can get out of hand in a hurry, wait until you see how they handle their shit in the Venezuelan Winter League.

Cricket Player Takes Two Shots To The Giblets Yet Still Hits One Out Of The Park

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by Tommy Gimler

Oh no!!!!

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