Category Archives: Crap

Here’s A Guy Who Was Busted ‘Masturbating Vigorously’ In Public Because He ‘Fucking Hates Portland’

jerk-off

by Tommy Gimler

Let’s be honest: That’s sounds way more exhausting than shooting 18 at Sawgrass.

Gronk And Cam Erotica, Masters Promos And The Wonderlic: The DUD Presents The Best Of The Fabulous T Sean

The Fabulous T Sean

by Tommy Gimler

Mmmmmmmmmmmm, well. Indubitably.

And Here We Have Marc Andre Fleury Jerking Off His Stick After Making A Save Against The Capitals

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by Tommy Gimler

Man, this guy does everything like a boss.

Here Are Two Big Reasons To Start Rooting For The Marlins And Yes We’re Talking About Boobs

boobs marlins game

by Frank Rhombus

You’re not complaining about pace of play now, are you, you little millennial fucks?

Tough Break When You Tee Off On 18 At Sawgrass And Your Ball Strikes And Kills A Duck

ryan gray golfer duck

by Tommy Gimler

Noooooo. He has to play the ball as it lies. I had to hit it off Frankenstein’s fat foot, remember? Those are the rules.

This Dude At Talladega Decided Left Turn After Left Turn Was Too Important To Miss, Just Pisses In Stands

piss in stands at talladega

by Tommy Gimler

Roll Tide!

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