by Tommy Gimler
I’ll be honest. It looks a hell of a lot better than the mask they gave Tom Cruise in Vanilla Sky.
Roughly 9.5 million people live in the Chicago metro area, but only 0.01 percent of them decided to show up to Monday’s Rays-White Sox game at Guaranteed Rate Field.
Hide your daughters, guys. That is, of course, if he hasn’t already humped her.
Well, I’ll be honest. He’s got me listening.
Here’s a guy who shouldn’t place another wager on a sporting event until after Memorial Day.
Mashed potatoes? Wow, huge win for twice baked.