Category Archives: Crap

Even Eric Dickerson Thinks The New Rams Logo Looks Like A Penis

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by Tommy Gimler

Whether you’re calling him E-D or by his full name, it sounds like HOF running back Eric Dickerson was born to run the football and talk about cock.

Teddy Bridgewater Signs With Carolina, Colin Cowherd Says Patriots Likely Won’t Pursue Him

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by Tommy Gimler

Yeah, no shit.

Michael Irvin Is Not A Smart Man

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by Tommy Gimler

Michael Irvin sure could catch the hell out of a football, and I’m sure the crew at EA Sports would score his catching ability somewhere in the 97 to 98 range.

There Is No Way Shaq Is Getting COVID-19 After Doing This

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by Tommy Gimler

Not even a Rudy Gobert rim job could take him down after this Lysol shower.

Positive News Story: The Chicago Bears Just Gave $9 Million Guaranteed To Massive Turd Jimmy Graham

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by Tommy Gimler

If you can’t catch more than five touchdown passes in two years with Aaron Rodgers at the helm, how many do you expect him to get with Mitchell Trubisky slinging pigskins?

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