Category Archives: Crap

Fox Philly Sports Guy Says Eagles Players Shouldn’t Hump Until They Win Another Game

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by Tommy Gimler

There are a number of reasons behind what many in both the local and national media have dubbed a “Super Bowl hangover” in Philadelphia this year.

Week 6 NFL Overreactions With Murf

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by Murf

“I knew the Steelers would crush the Falcons at home.” Sure you did, Ace.

Who’s A Bigger Turd, Mason Crosby Or Chris Boswell?

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by Tommy Gimler

At 2-2-1, both the Pittsburgh Steelers and Green Bay Packers have more problems than just a shitdick kicker.

Let’s Keep Making Bookie Our Bitch With These College Football And NFL Picks, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Let’s stay hotter than two Kansas City girlies rubbing poons together, bro.

This Florida State Fan Had One Hell Of A Time Watching His Seminoles Beat Louisville

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by Tommy Gimler

Surprisingly, Papa John wasn’t the drunkest guy in Louisville this weekend.

Kudos To This Cubs Fan Who Actually Wrote An Apology Note After The Brewers Finished Ahead Of The Cubs

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by Tommy Gimler

Now if we can just get Cole Hamels to do the same thing, we might actually think of him as something other than a massive turd.

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