Category Archives: Crap

Joel Embiid Will Be ‘The Phantom Of The Process’ During The NBA Postseason

joel embiid mask

by Tommy Gimler

I’ll be honest. It looks a hell of a lot better than the mask they gave Tom Cruise in Vanilla Sky.

Only 974 People Showed Up To Watch The White Sox Lose To The Rays

white sox rays game

by Tommy Gimler

Roughly 9.5 million people live in the Chicago metro area, but only 0.01 percent of them decided to show up to Monday’s Rays-White Sox game at Guaranteed Rate Field.

Nobody Is Enjoying Life More Than Shooter McGavin

shooter mcgavin

by Tommy Gimler

Hide your daughters, guys. That is, of course, if he hasn’t already humped her.

Cardinals Radio Guy Mike Shannon Is Here To Talk ‘Blow Jobs’

shannon

by Tommy Gimler

Well, I’ll be honest. He’s got me listening.

Probably The Greatest Gambling Moment Of The Year

bulls celtics -6.5 thank you

by Tommy Gimler

Here’s a guy who shouldn’t place another wager on a sporting event until after Memorial Day.

Finally, Here’s A Full List Of Things You Can’t Yell At The Masters

the masters

by Tommy Gimler

Mashed potatoes? Wow, huge win for twice baked.

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