Category Archives: Crap

Idiot Packers Fan In Florida Burns Himself When He Tries To Put On Flaming Cowboys Jersey

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by Tommy Gimler

And by “flaming” we mean that it was actually on fire, not one of those Ezekiel Elliott crop top jerseys.

Dolphins Offensive Line Coach Chris Foerster Snorting Cocaine Probably Isn’t The Best Look

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by Tommy Gimler

Will the “but you told me I was line coach” defense come into play and pay off?

You Won’t Find A Funnier Video This Weekend Than This One Of Nick Folk Sucking Balls

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by Tommy Gimler

“Belichick is like, ‘Oh my goodness. That guy blows.’”

Just Like Ian Kinsler Said, Angel Hernandez Needs To Find A New Job Because He’s A Giant Bag Of Shit

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by Tommy Gimler

If God truly existed, he would’ve had Ian Kinsler live-tweeting Angel Hernandez’s complete failure behind the plate in Friday afternoon’s ALDS Game 2 in Houston.

Here’s Yankees Catcher Gary Sanchez Taking A Foul Ball To His Pecker

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by Tommy Gimler

And that, kids, is why adults wear cups.

Justin Houston And The Chiefs Just Delivered An Epic Dick Sandwich To Bettors Who Took The Skins +7 And Under 48.5 Points

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by Tommy Gimler

Definitely extra mayo on this one.

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