Category Archives: Crap

Guy Throws First Pitch At Red Sox Game And Drills A Cameraman Right In The Cock And Balls

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by Tommy Gimler

Im-pecker-able aim, buddy.

Video From ESPN’s Fantasy Football Marathon Or A Slave Auction In 1825? You Make The Call

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by Frank Rhombus

Have things gotten so bad at the four-letter that they’re finally “selling off” their talent?

Giancarlo Stanton Can Plow My Sister

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s official: Giancarlo Stanton is hotter than Kate Upton scissoring Charlotte McKinney on a bed made solely of baby seal skins.

Whole Lotta Ass Slapping Going Down At The PGA Championship

justin thomas pga

by Tommy Gimler

Congrats to Justin Thomas on winning his first major at the PGA Championship Sunday afternoon and in doing so, setting off a barrage of ass slapping.

Here’s Something You Don’t Want To See After Betting $50 With Your Pal That The Nationals Will Make It To The World Series

bryce harper knee

by Tommy Gimler

Well, shit.

Tommy’s Top Three Stories For The Weekend

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by Tommy Gimler

I guess we can create a new definition on Urban Dictionary for “Wisconsin State Fair Cream Puff.”

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