Category Archives: Crap

This Whole ‘Digging Up An Athlete’s Tweets When He Was An Ignorant Child’ Thing Needs To Stop Right Now

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by Frank Rhombus

And if you’re a sports agent, your only job this week is to have the hot intern in the office sift through every one of your clients’ tweets.

Carlos Gomez Pitches Just Like He Hits: Terribly

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by Tommy Gimler

It could be much worse for Brewers fans than adding Mike Moustakas to the squad in exchange for a five-tool future stud. I mean, this clown could still be on your team.

SportsCenter Anchor Nicole Briscoe Dropped An F-Bomb On Live TV Today

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by Tommy Gimler

Finally an accurate report from an anchor or reporter at the four-letter.

The Brewers Just Got Absolutely Dicked By The Royals: A Mike Moustakas Story

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by Tommy Gimler

Two months of a .250 hitter in exchange for a five-tool future stud and a Puerto Rican kid? Fuck me.

Here’s Gary Sanchez’s Fat Ass Costing The Yankees Another Game

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by Tommy Gimler

The New York Yankees lost a game to the Tampa Bay Rays Monday night, my seventh consecutive defeat in the four-letter’s Streak For Cash game.

Noah Syndergaard Heading To The DL With Hand, Foot And Mouth Disease That He Likely Got Working At A Kids Camp

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by Tommy Gimler

There are kicks in the dick, and then there’s this.

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