Category Archives: Crap

Chris Davis Raised His Batting Average 79 Points Today After Finally Getting A Hit

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by Tommy Gimler

Three of them, bitch!

Soon-To-Be Unemployed Security Guard Slips And Nearly Ends Tiger’s Masters

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by Tommy Gimler

The golf gods apparently don’t want to see Tiger win his fifth green jacket.

Unless You Too Took A Foul Ball To The Beanbag, Odds Are You Had A Better Night Than Gary Sanchez

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by Tommy Gimler

If you’ve got an extra pamphlet on adoption lying around the house, feel free to send it to New York Yankees catcher Gary Sanchez.

Somehow, Someway, Chris Davis Blows Even More This Year

Chris Davis

by Tommy Gimler

Baltimore Orioles first baseman Chris Davis fucking blows.

This Poor Auburn Gymnast May Have Suffered The Grossest Sports Injury I’ve Ever Seen

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by Frank Rhombus

Got the munchies tonight? This should crush your appetite.

Auburn Fan Pours Beer On Head Thinking His Team Won Then Gets Arrested After Their Stunning Loss

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by Tommy Gimler

Son of a bitch.

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