Category Archives: Crap
A Lingerie Football Fist Fight Is A Great Way To Start Your Work Week
by Frank Rhombus
Well, I guess you can still call it a fight even though it took just one punch to drop this crazy broad.
Jacksonville’s Minor League Baseball Team Is Giving Out Free Pregnancy Tests At Thursday’s Game
by Tommy Gimler
Let’s hope the “ladies” down there actually get up and leave their seats while taking the tests.
Kevin Durant Named NBA Finals MVP But He Sucks Balls At Drinking Beer
by Tommy Gimler
Hopefully you did something more constructive with your time last night, like repeatedly jamming a screwdriver up your peehole, for example, instead of watching what is easily the worst professional sports league in this great country (Hint: It’s the NBA) wrap up their postseason.
