Category Archives: Crap

Add Starling Marte To The List Of Turds Who Refuse To Just Admit They Knowingly Took PEDs Once They’re Busted

starling marte nandrolone

by Tommy Gimler

Pittsburgh Pirates outfielder Starling Marte has 2.2 million reasons to be disappointed with today’s news that he’ll miss the next 80 games¬†after testing positive for nandrolone.

Here’s A Hockey Player Cross-Checking Another Player 7 Times

ben wilson simon denis cross check

by Tommy Gimler

Odds are you missed the Kalamazoo Wings defeat the Toledo Walleye 4-1 in an ECHL playoff game Saturday night, and that’s probably because it was Kalamazoo squaring off against Toledo in a game of hockey.

Here Are More Sam Dyson Hate Tweets Because Oh, Why Not?

sam dyson sucks

by Tommy Gimler

Let’s be honest: I have a better shot of humping Kate Upton at Justin Verlander’s wedding than Sam Dyson does at closing out another Rangers game in a save situation this year.

Here’s A Hockey Player Breaking A Stick Over Another Player’s Back

matt calvert breaks stick

by Tommy Gimler

Or as it’s known in Michael Fassbender’s house:¬†foreplay.

The Responses To The Chief Wahoo Protests Are Pretty Goddamn Funny

chief wahoo protests

by Frank Rhombus

You think every Irish person rags on a Notre Dame logo?

So We’re Pretty Sure Texas Rangers Fans Are Sick Of Sam Dyson Blowing Games

sam dyson

by Tommy Gimler

Here’s one guy you won’t find on the list of guys who can plow my sister.

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