Category Archives: NHL

DC Reporter Not Too Thrilled With Dipshit Capitals Fan Who Interrupted Live Report After Game 1 Loss

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by Tommy Gimler

“Watch your back out there, man,” is definitely one of those things you don’t want to hear your anchor back in the studio ever say to a reporter who’s live on the scene.

Kudos To This Hockey Player Who Crapped Out A 25-Inch Tapeworm And Then FaceTimed His Mom

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by Tommy Gimler

We have finally found something worse than a “four or five Doritos Locos Tacos” shit.

With All Due Respect To Penguins Fans, John Walton’s Call Of The Capitals Finally Eliminating Pittsburgh Was Shit Your Pants Awesome

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by Tommy Gimler

The demons have been exorcised!

This Whole Brad Marchand Licking Opponents Thing Can Stop Already

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by Frank Rhombus

Grow up, you cocksmoker.

Bold Choice By The Ottawa Senators To Give Their Fans McDonald’s Gift Cards With No Money Loaded On Them

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by Tommy Gimler

You’ll get nothing and like it.

Canadian Couple’s Divorce Gets Messy After Both Parties Refuse To Give Up Oilers Tickets


by Tommy Gimler

Every now and then, you’ll find a man who loves a sports team more than the mother of his children.

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