Category Archives: NHL

Here’s A Hockey Player Breaking A Stick Over Another Player’s Back

matt calvert breaks stick

by Tommy Gimler

Or as it’s known in Michael Fassbender’s house: foreplay.

Slowest Sports Week Ever Continues With This Hockey Highlight From An Erie Otters Game

dylan strome stolen stick goal

by Tommy Gimler

Sure, Darrelle Revis got slapped with four felony charges ranging from assault to robbery as well as a misdemeanor charge of making terroristic threats, but odds are he’s got enough money to turn that into community service.

NHL Ref Doesn’t Know His Mic Is On, Yells ‘Fuck You! Fuck You!’ At Somebody Before Announcing Penalty

hockey ref fuck you

by Tommy Gimler

Can you put the ref in the penalty box for two minutes for a potty mouth?

Bruins Prospect Gets Drilled In Nuts By Puck, Testicle Swells To Size Of Tennis Ball

jake debrusk

by Frank Rhombus

It’s a painful day for American sports fans, as today is easily the worst sports day of the year. I mean, I risked my Streak for the Cash winning streak on a WNBA game today for Christ’s sake. Twice.

What Should They Name The New Las Vegas NHL Team?

las vegas nhl team

by Frank Rhombus

Las Vegas is getting an NHL franchise, kids. That means you can add another item to the list of things you’ll miss out on while you’re busy getting fucked over by an Asian dealer at the blackjack table.

Got To Love These Two Hockey Players Slashing Each Other In The Cock And Balls

callahan malkin slashing

by Frank Rhombus

We don’t pretend to know much about hockey, but it doesn’t take an expert to know that two players trying to rip each other’s dick off is great entertainment.

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