Category Archives: NHL

Got To Love These Two Hockey Players Slashing Each Other In The Cock And Balls

callahan malkin slashing

by Frank Rhombus

We don’t pretend to know much about hockey, but it doesn’t take an expert to know that two players trying to rip each other’s dick off is great entertainment.

Two Big Reasons To Root For The St. Louis Blues To Win The Stanley Cup

blues boobs behind the bench 3

by Frank Rhombus

Yup, that was a boob joke.

Thursday Night Was About As Good As It Gets For A Sports Night

jake arrieta no hitter

by Tommy Gimler

If you’re not a fan of double-overtime winners on the ice, no-hitters, or game-winning shots with time winding down in playoff basketball games, well, then you can just go fuck yourself.

Easter Sunday In 1987 Was A Pretty Tits Sports Day

rob deer easter sunday

by Tommy Gimler

Rob. Fucking. Deer.

Notice Anything Racist About The Montreal Canadiens’ Twitter Account?


by Frank Rhombus

A promotion where you’ll get a “Thank You” tweet with your Twitter handle – no matter what it is, mind you – on the back of a Canadiens jersey and a video of a Canadiens player thanking that same handle for following the team. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

Look How Much Fun They Had At The Bruins-Wild Game Last Night

boston bruins subway fight

by Frank Rhombus

And keep in mind, kids, this was after a Bruins victory.

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