Category Archives: NHL

Sometimes You Run An Ad About Winning The Stanley Cup Before You Actually Do It And Jinx The Hell Out Of Your Team

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by Tommy Gimler

Somebody might need to tell the St. Louis Post-Dispatch that you have to win four games to bring home Lord Stanley’s Cup.

Here Are Two Big Reasons To Root For The Dallas Stars Tuesday Night

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by Tommy Gimler

They’re called boobs, Ed.

Here’s First Take’s Max Kellerman Coughing To Cover Up A Fart But You Can Still Hear The Fart

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by Tommy Gimler

I said no cream cheese on my bagel, goddammit!

Watch This Hockey Announcer Almost Get Drilled In The Face By A Puck

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by Tommy Gimler

Somebody get this guy a shot of whiskey and a fresh set of drawers.

Puck Drills NHL Ref In The Nards Then Ricochets Into Goal

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by Tommy Gimler

Usually it takes a ref getting jacked in the giblets by a puck for us to cover hockey, and wouldn’t you know it, that’s exactly what happened Tuesday night in St. Louis.

Here’s A Hot San Jose Sharks Fan Catching A Puck Against Her Jugs

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by Tommy Gimler

An Asian person taking in a hockey game wasn’t the most surprising thing caught on camera during San Jose’s 4-1 victory over the Islanders on Saturday.

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