by Tommy Gimler
Hot damn! We’ve had so much fun writing about turd head coach Mike Smith and breaking down tailgating fights that we haven’t taken a peak at our inbox lately, and let’s just say it’s ballooned into something almost as big as Chris Christie. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
I’m not Italian, I’m not in the mob, and I’m not a hard ass. But when James Gandolfini died from an apparent heart attack in Italy on Wednesday, I feel like a part of me died as well. (more…)
by Teddy Westside
The NBA playoffs can eat my ass. The NHL postseason is where it’s at, as it has been anything but disappointing this year. From the first round action to the double OT game the Hawks just played, this sport has delivered perhaps when it needed to the most. The best part about all of this? Even the four-letter has taken the NFL’s cock out of its mouth for a couple minutes each hour to talk about hockey, and the Saturday night game between the Blackhawks and Kings was the highest watched program of the night. (more…)
by Teddy Westside
The Kings of Los Angeles put away the Sharks from San Jose away in seven games…which coincidentally is exactly what I predicted. Not only did I predict accurately the winning team, but the number of games in which they would win it…which means I am already better than half of the NFL prognosticators and certainly better than that turd Mel Kiper. Hey Mel, when you get ONE thing right, you let me know. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
Since the NBA playoffs (how in the fuck was there no game last night?) are a bigger joke than Justin Bieber winning any award that’s not made from dog shit, and since there were only five MLB games on the schedule yesterday, I decided to give the Rangers-Bruins game a shot last night. And now there are three words that will ensure I take in Game 5: John Fucking Tortorella. (more…)
by Teddy Westside
I know that this is a little late, as the Kings and Blackhawks have jumped out to 1-0 series leads. But unlike most of you turds, I was busy plowing actual women and had to postpone the writing of this. So, yeah. The West Semis feature two matchups of bitter rivals going toe to toe with one another. (more…)
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