Category Archives: NHL
Broad In High Heels Fucking Eats It On The Ice After Kings Win Stanley Cup
by Frank Rhombus
Since only suburbanite assholes who don’t know any better watch the local news, we missed this one. But after the Los Angeles Kings won the Stanley Cup last night, Kings Ice Crew girl Hannah Hunsinger and her high heels hit the ice to celebrate. Oh, and so did her fucking face.
NHL Playoffs Game Seven vs. A Game of Thrones Episode: The Sports Vs. Scripted TV Debate
by Teddy Westside
The Blackhawks just won a crucial Game 6 on the road in Los Angeles on Friday night in a game that was almost as wild as Gimler’s slut sister. Down 3-2, the Hawks came storming back to score twice to win the game and send the series back to Chicago for a righteous Game 7 on Sunday night.
Did The San Jose Sharks Complete One Of The Biggest Choke Jobs Ever?
by Teddy Westside
The Los Angeles Kings knocked off the San Jose Sharks 5-1 last night for a Game 7 win. If you saw that sentence out of context, you might think it was a good series and the better team just prevailed at the end. Handshakes happened and lets be on our merry. Oh, and you would be wrong.
Just Like A Sexy Porn Starlet Giving A Beej To Lexington Steele, The San Jose Sharks Are On The Verge Of An Epic Choke Job
by Teddy Westside
We could literally see an epic (and you know me, I hate when people use the word epic) collapse by the San Jose Sharks tomorrow night. On April 22, they were up 3-0, but after last night’s shit show, they find themselves tied 3-3 with their bitter rivals: the Los Angeles Kings.
Sunday Night Funnies
by Tommy Gimler
Our new DUD series Sunday Night Funnies debuts with five short shots at some of the haps of a wild sports weekend, and it’s awesome, brah. We’ll even go as far to say it’ll be funnier than Schindler’s List, and that’s a fucking guarantee…
Buckle The Fuck Up: The NHL West Playoff Preview
by Teddy Westside
People always talk about how the NCAA Tournament is the best sporting event in the world. Well, whatever. Instead of fighting that with a bunch of old bald dudes trying to relive their glory days from Wichita State, I am just going to make this claim: Hockey has the greatest postseason among the four professional sports.
