by Teddy Westside
I know that this is a little late, as the Kings and Blackhawks have jumped out to 1-0 series leads. But unlike most of you turds, I was busy plowing actual women and had to postpone the writing of this. So, yeah. The West Semis feature two matchups of bitter rivals going toe to toe with one another. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
According to ESPN, which means the following statement could be completely fabricated in an effort to create ratings, the Boston Bruins became the first team in NHL history to win a Game 7 after trailing by three goals in the third period when Patrice Bergeron’s overtime goal eliminated the Toronto Maple Leafs tonight. (more…)
by Teddy Westside
I have noticed that The Daily Upper Decker has covered women’s college basketball more than the sport of hockey. WOMEN’S. COLLEGE. BASEKETBALL. I mean, are you fucking kidding me? I haven’t seen women struggle so hard to get balls near a hole since the Omega-Mu’s in Revenge of the Nerds. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
The last tie in the NHL took place on April 4, 2004 when the Carolina Hurricanes and Florida Panthers played to a 6-6 draw in front of what looked like a few hundred fans. But according to ESPN analyst/commentator/douche Stephen A. Smith, the Chicago Blackhawks have been a part of three ties this year, and as expected, he’s pretty pissed off about it. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
NHL training camps finally opened yesterday across the country, and that’s great news for everybody who’s sick and tired of watching reruns of Bill Dance Outdoors on the NBC Sports Network. But outside of executives at one of the least watched television networks in the country, degenerate gamblers, and extremely bored Canadians, does anybody else really care that hockey is back? (more…)
by Corby LeGault
So, the Lord’s cup is up for grabs, and the Kings of Hell.A. are grabbing at it first, while the Devils finish up their G.T.L. issues and get their penicillin shot after a sloppy night with the Snooki. (more…)
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