Category Archives: NHL

Bruins Prospect Gets Drilled In Nuts By Puck, Testicle Swells To Size Of Tennis Ball

jake debrusk

by Frank Rhombus

It’s a painful day for American sports fans, as today is easily the worst sports day of the year. I mean, I risked my Streak for the Cash winning streak on a WNBA game today for Christ’s sake. Twice.

What Should They Name The New Las Vegas NHL Team?

las vegas nhl team

by Frank Rhombus

Las Vegas is getting an NHL franchise, kids. That means you can add another item to the list of things you’ll miss out on while you’re busy getting fucked over by an Asian dealer at the blackjack table.

Got To Love These Two Hockey Players Slashing Each Other In The Cock And Balls

callahan malkin slashing

by Frank Rhombus

We don’t pretend to know much about hockey, but it doesn’t take an expert to know that two players trying to rip each other’s dick off is great entertainment.

Two Big Reasons To Root For The St. Louis Blues To Win The Stanley Cup

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by Frank Rhombus

Yup, that was a boob joke.

Thursday Night Was About As Good As It Gets For A Sports Night

jake arrieta no hitter

by Tommy Gimler

If you’re not a fan of double-overtime winners on the ice, no-hitters, or game-winning shots with time winding down in playoff basketball games, well, then you can just go fuck yourself.

Easter Sunday In 1987 Was A Pretty Tits Sports Day

rob deer easter sunday

by Tommy Gimler

Rob. Fucking. Deer.

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