Category Archives: NHL

LA Kings Summer Community Service Team Predicted To Win Title

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by Andy Ostroff

In the last few days, two Los Angeles Kings players, Jarett Stoll and Slava Voynov, have pleaded their way to court sentences that involve community service.

Here’s How The Stanley Cup Finals Affected Guys Going To Pornhub To Jerk Off

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by Tommy Gimler


A Tampa Bay-Anaheim Stanley Cup Finals Matchup Would Suck Balls

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by Tommy Gimler

Thank the fuck Christ that the Rangers decided to show up last night to force a Game 7 in the Eastern Conference finals, or we’d be halfway to a Stanley Cup final that would be about as sexy as Melissa McCarthy looking under her bed for the chunk of Cinnabon she dropped there last Tuesday.

The Minnesota Wild Are Almost As Embarrassing As This Security Guard Who Passed Out With His Cock Out

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by Tommy Gimler

The Minnesota Wild suddenly find themselves in a 3-0 hole against the Chicago Blackhawks after losing 1-0 tonight on their home ice. Just how bad are things for Minnesota? Well, Patrick Kane, who is currently third on the list of guys who can plow my sister, has just as many goals as the entire Wild team in the series.

New York’s NBC Affiliate Thinks Islanders-Capitals Series Could Go To A Game 8

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by Frank Rhombus

What happens when you put a broad who doesn’t know jack shit about sports and/or an ITT Tech graduate in charge of the graphics for your television station’s sports team?

The Blacks Won Tonight

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by Frank Rhombus

Here’s a headline that sure as shit didn’t come from a Baltimore news station.

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