Category Archives: NHL
There Was Porn In The Background Of Tonight’s Predators-Blues Game
by Tommy Gimler
Who lives in Nashville and enjoys watching fucking hockey? Apparently, we’re not the only ones who think the answer is nobody because the crew over at Fox Sports Tennessee decided to play some porn in the background of their broadcast of the Predators-Blues game tonight and thought they could get away with it. They did not.
This Is The Best The NHL Could Come Up With For Their All-Star Game Uniforms?
by Tommy Gimler
Did a shipment of uniforms bound for the Snowmobile SnoCross at this year’s Winter X Games in Aspen accidentally get dropped off in Columbus for the NHL All-Star Game or is the same dipshit at Nike in charge of Oregon’s uniforms let someone at the NHL fuck his wife for the honor to put these pieces of dog shit on display? Either way, puke.
Apparently You Can’t Call A Girl A ‘Cunt’ On Tinder If You Play In The Ontario Hockey League
by Frank Rhombus
Here’s a picture that pretty much sums up what the Ontario Hockey League did to Jake Marchment and Greg Betzold after separate Tinder incidents in which both of them called girls “cunts,” simply because they wouldn’t hand over their hump holes to a couple of junior leaguers.
Broad In High Heels Fucking Eats It On The Ice After Kings Win Stanley Cup
by Frank Rhombus
Since only suburbanite assholes who don’t know any better watch the local news, we missed this one. But after the Los Angeles Kings won the Stanley Cup last night, Kings Ice Crew girl Hannah Hunsinger and her high heels hit the ice to celebrate. Oh, and so did her fucking face.
