Category Archives: Boxing

Is There Anything Worse Than A Grown Man Who Can’t Read?

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by Tommy Gimler

The answer, of course, is yes. Hundreds of things, actually. Nuclear war, getting teabagged by your grandpa, and syphilis are just a few things that quickly come to mind. Still, Floyd Mayweather having a reading level that falls somewhere between Dexter Manley and a six-year-old kid with Downs is pretty fucking pathetic, almost as pathetic as 50 Cent throwing out a first pitch at a Mets game.

Boxer Adrien Broner Wants The World To Know That He “Just Beat The Fuck Out Of A Mexican”

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by Tommy Gimler

Adrien Broner beat Carlos Molina by unanimous decision Saturday night on the undercard of the Mayweather-Maidana bout. Molina hadn’t been in the ring since 2012, and the crew at SB Nation referred to Broner’s victory as “lackluster.” But seriously, who gives a shit? The only reason we’re dedicating a post to this fight is because you have to hear what this sack of fuck had to say following his win.

Watch This Poor Bastard’s Face Turn Into Mush

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by Tommy Gimler

Fox Sports 1 opened to pretty solid numbers this weekend, and if their X-Mo cameras are going to continue to catch faces like this getting beaten to a pulp like a porn star’s hump hole, they’re going to be just fine.

Throwin’ Bows


by “Blows To The Dome” JP

There are a pad load of sports in this world you can watch. Baseball, basketball, soccer (ha), or football. But me? I enjoy real man sports. Blood, sweat, and tears.

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