Category Archives: Crap

ESPN’s NFL Draft ‘Expert’ Mel Kiper Was Once Again Almost As Wrong As Fingering Your Cousin At Church

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by Frank Rhombus

Perhaps the biggest question surrounding the roughly 100 people who lost their jobs at ESPN this week might be how in the hell NFL Draft “expert” Mel Kiper kept his.

Which One Of These Is A Muppet Working At Disney?

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by Frank Rhombus

Anybody else getting a massive hard-on watching the four-letter collapse like the Atlanta Falcons in Super Bowl 51?

Toronto’s Chris Coghlan Channeled His Inner Willie Mays Hayes And Scored The Greatest Run Ever

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by Tommy Gimler

That’s Mr. Peckerhead to you, Molina.

The Sports Gambling Podcast’s Mock Draft Will Make Mel Kiper Shit Himself From An Overwhelming Sense Of Jealousy

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by Tommy Gimler

Mel Kiper says the Chargers will take Mike Williams with the 7th pick. The gang at the Sports Gambling Podcast says they’ll take Malik Hooker. We trust the guys who aren’t getting their brains pushed in by 12 pounds of bulletproof hair.

The Utah Jazz Mascot Pulverizing A Clippers Fan In A Bubble Ball Who Bashed A Kid Is Pretty Tits

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by Tommy Gimler

Having a bear as a mascot for the Utah Jazz makes almost as much sense as, well, having “Jazz” as the nickname for a basketball team in Utah.

After The Predators Won Their FIRST ROUND Series, These Dipshits Flipped A Car To Celebrate

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by Frank Rhombus

Act like you’ve been there before, fellas. Oh, wait. Let’s check…that’s right, you haven’t.

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