Category Archives: Crap

Here Are Your Winning Super Bowl 49 Prop Bets, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

I’ll tell you something, bro. The last time I bet on props was last summer when the entire family bet on whether or not Uncle Rishabh would go back to buffet table for thirds. Dude is like 400-pounder now, bro. Sick shit, bro.

Eddie Bagelstein’s Top 5 Weed Strains Named For Athletes Who Probably Don’t Smoke It

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by Eddie Bagelstein

One of my favorite Super Bowl stories this year, one of the few good ones we get out of the “reporting” that goes on during this two-week Media Ejaculation Cycle, is one that’s got something to do with two people actually creating something good, specifically weed and touchdowns, as opposed to an entire profession merely commenting on what others are doing.

There Was Porn In The Background Of Tonight’s Predators-Blues Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Who lives in Nashville and enjoys watching fucking hockey? Apparently, we’re not the only ones who think the answer is nobody because the crew over at Fox Sports Tennessee decided to play some porn in the background of their broadcast of the Predators-Blues game tonight and thought they could get away with it. They did not.

This Lou Holtz and Rich Gang Vine Is The Funniest Thing We’ve Seen Since ‘Philadelphia’

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by Frank Rhombus

Lou Holtz can’t talk. He sounds like fucking Walt Jr. from Breaking Bad when he attempts to utter actual words, but that’s OK because words cannot describe how funny this Vine featuring Rich Gang’s “Lifestyle” jam mashed up with Holtz attempting to speak the English language.

Super Bowl 49 Hookers Are Already Hitting The Streets Of Phoenix And It’s Only Tuesday

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by Tommy Gimler

Hey, maybe it’s just good business to hit ‘em up and offer a face for them to blow their wad on before they blow it on tickets to the big game instead.

Check Out These Maine Hockey Fans And Their ‘Penis Into The Other Team’s Mascot’s Mouth’ Sign

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by Tommy Gimler

The University of Maine hosted the University of New Hampshire for some men’s hockey action Friday night. Normally, that sentence would warrant the follow-up sentence of “Who gives a shit?” But thanks to what is perhaps the funniest sign we’ve ever seen at a sporting event, it’s worth talking about.

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