Category Archives: Crap

Jim Harbaugh Apparently Once Pissed His Pants So He Could Get A Picture With A Baseball Player He No Longer Remembers

jim harbaugh piss pants

by Frank Rhombus

No word if they were an $8 set of khaki pants from Kmart or Gimbels or some other shit store from the sixties though.

Le’Veon Bell and LeGarrette Blount Arrested For…Wait For It…Marijuana, Add Decent Points To Your Current Athletes Getting Arrested (CAGA) League

Bell and Blount

by Tommy Gimler

Let’s be honest. An NFL player getting busted for using pot is like getting charged with rape after you and her agreed that it was going to be a thirty-second game of “Just The Tip.” It’s pretty fucking weak.

Myrtle Beach Manager Slides Into Home Plate and Strips Off Jersey During The Ejection Of The Year

Joe Mikulik

by Tommy Gimler

Let’s be honest. You might best recognize Joe Mikulik from the the phrase, “Who the fuck is Joe Mikulik?”

Check Out The Calendar This Fantasy Football Dork Had To Make After Losing His League

Funny Fantasy Football Calendar

by Tommy Gimler

Losing a fantasy football league sucks, especially when there are women in your league, and finishing dead last often times comes with a price. Whether it’s throwing an extra fifty bucks in the champion’s pocket or having to devour a peanut butter and pubes sandwich, many dorks come up with some kind of way to punish the fake GM whose team finished at the bottom, usually because he drafted the most Vikings players.

Oy Vey! No More Of “The Stripper” at Blackhawks Games?

banning the stripper

by Eddie Bagelstein

If we can’t get blatant sexism at sporting events, where the hell can we?

Browns Rookie Gives Woman His Number On Instagram, Her Husband’s Friends Text Him Dick Pics

Terrance West

by Tommy Gimler

The good news for Cleveland Browns fans is that rookie running back Terrance West doesn’t lack confidence. The bad news, though, is that he’s pretty fucking stupid.

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