Category Archives: Crap

Making Bookie Your Bitch Starts With Stanford-Oregon Game Tonight, Bro


by Rakesh the Intern

Time to put bookie out of business, my friend.

The Browns Finally Won So We Did A Podcast That Somehow Ended With Me Describing The Birthing Process


by Tommy Gimler

It took a while, but the fine people of Cleveland finally got their hands on some free Bud Light thanks to Tyrod Taylor getting a concussion.

Here’s Chip The Buffalo Drilling Himself In The Pecker With A T-Shirt Gun

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by Tommy Gimler

Here’s a friendly reminder that watching somebody get thumped in the cock and balls is hysterical as long as it’s not you.

Christian Yelich Can Plow My Sister

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by Tommy Gimler

Hell, both of them. At the same time. Unprotected.

Week 1 Of The NFL Is In The Books And The Best Team Is…

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, it’s certainly not the Lions.

Why Not Put Bookie Out Of Business Right Away With These College Football And Week 1 NFL Picks, Bro?


by Rakesh the Intern

Boss said he’ll be paying me even less now that he has kid, so Rakesh really needs these picks to hit, bro.

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