Category Archives: Crap

Umpire Jim Wolf And The Rest Of His Crew Can Eat A Dick For That Curtis Granderson Foul Ball Call Last Night

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by Tommy Gimler

And so can Curtis Granderson for insinuating that his bat touched the ball.

Mia Khalifa Got Crushed On Twitter After Sending Steph Curry A Picture Of Her Feet

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by Tommy Gimler

Golden State Warriors star Steph Curry apparently has a foot fetish. In related news, Rex Ryan has a new friend.

Here’s An Old Pervert Looking For Craigslist Hookers At The Ravens Game

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by Tommy Gimler

We get it dude. When it comes to watching the Ravens offense, we’d rather look at anything else as well.

Did Mia Khalifa Really Get Kicked Out Of The Dodgers-Cubs Game For Punching A Dude Who Wanted A Selfie With Her?

mia khalifa dodgers game

by Tommy Gimler

Easily the most important story facing Planet Earth today.

The NBA Sucks Balls But We Did A Season Preview Anyway

Boston Celtics v Charlotte Hornets

by Tommy Gimler

Gambling and lesbians make everything better in life, but since this isn’t a WNBA preview, I guess we’ll just go with gambling this time around.

The Kansas City Chiefs Are Still King Shit After Five Weeks Of Subpar NFL Action

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by Tommy Gimler

First the Jaguars against the Ravens and then Jay Cutler against, well, anybody? Hey London. I hope you like shit.

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