Category Archives: Crap

If You Had Duke -5 Last Night, You Probably Still Have A Boner Today

Duke Utah Bad Call

by Frank Rhombus

And if you had Utah, you might need one of those little yellow guys to see some movement below the belt.

Timofey Mozgov Just Gave Us The Best TV Commercial Of All Time

timofey mozgov tv commercial

by Tommy Gimler

Well, except for the Carl’s Jr. one where Charlotte McKinney is walking around in next to nothing. You would know whether or not you’ve seen it because if you did, you would remember how it wrecked your drawers.

Miami Dolphins Beat Writer Adam Beasley Tweets Out Link To Casting Couch Video

adam beasley casting couch

by Tommy Gimler

Hey, at least it wasn’t a link to a Google search of guys sucking off other guys who look like Cameron Wake. Then things would have gotten really awkward.

This Michael Bush Reaction Was The Only Good Thing To Come Out Of The NFL Veteran Combine

michael bush

by Frank Rhombus

It’s official: The NFL Veteran Combine was sadder than watching a goose try to walk after one of its legs gets smoked by a Titleist.

First Two Days Of March Madness Once Again Proving That I’m An Idiot

georgia state baylor

by Andy Ostroff

No matter how much you know about college basketball, chances are you still fucked up your bracket.

Doug Gottlieb Was Apparently Once Charged With Stealing Credit Cards


by Tommy Gimler

If you’ve been taking in a steady dose of this week’s madness, you’ve probably been listening to Doug Gottlieb’s commentary and rightfully-deserved criticism of the tournament’s officials. But what you might not be aware of is the fact that the former Oklahoma State guard was once charged with stealing credit cards and using them to buy almost $1,000 worth of shit.

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