Category Archives: Crap

AFC And NFC Championship Games Are Perfect Games To Crush Your Bookie, Bro


by Rakesh the Intern

I’m telling you, bro. These NFL games are juicy this weekend, my friend.

Sometimes Your Twitter Account Gets Hacked And People Think Aaron Hernandez Destroyed Your ‘Bootyhole’


by Tommy Gimler

And you also see a piece of dog shit ranked far ahead of Mitch Trubisky in terms of talent.

It’s Tough To Be This Wrong On Live TV In Just A Matter Of Six Seconds

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by Tommy Gimler

Former NFL receiver T.J. Houshmandzadeh appeared on FS1′s Speak For Yourself Wednesday afternoon. He shouldn’t have.

Proof America Is Still Great: You Can Bet On Whether Or Not Antonio Brown Will Get Arrested This Year

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by Tommy Gimler

Former NFL wide receiver Antonio Brown is a lot like my grandfather’s eczema this time of year. He just won’t stay away.

Tyson Fury Is Punching His Clown 7 Times A Day To Get Ready For His Boxing Match Next Month

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by Frank Rhombus

There’s choking the chicken and then there’s this, which is pretty much the equivalent to sending the birds straight to slaughterhouse.

These Two Pictures Help Illustrate Why Joe Burrow Is Our Favorite College Football Player


by Tommy Gimler

Big. Dick. Joe.

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