Category Archives: Crap

This Olympic Swimmer’s At-Home Workout Is More Impressive Than Anything I’ve Ever Done

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by Tommy Gimler

How awful is the current state of sports? Well, the fact that we’re doing a story on a Russian swimmer’s at-home workout should pretty much sum it up.

Rex Ryan Called Amari Cooper A Turd, So I Guess We’ll Call That A Story

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by Tommy Gimler

Odds are the majority of you are on the verge of asking your wife if she’d like to reconsider anal.

Colin Cowherd, Who Once Said Mitch Trubisky Should Be The #1 Pick In The Draft, Now Says He Should Not Have Been The #2 Pick In The Draft

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by Tommy Gimler

Colin Cowherd made a case for the Cleveland Browns to take Mitchell Trubisky #1 overall almost three years ago.

Anybody Else Wish They Were Quarantined With Golfer Paige Spiranac Right Now?

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by Tommy Gimler

Am I enjoying some quality time with my wife and teething child during California’s stay-at-home order? Of course.

BREAKING NEWS: Tiger, Phil, Rory And Brooks Koepka To Play Augusta National On April 20

The Masters - Final Round

by Tommy Gimler

Finally, it looks as though we’re going to have a real sport to bet on later this month instead of this Turkish soccer bullshit.

Three MLB Headlines We Could Have Seen From What Should Have Been Opening Weekend

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by Frank Rhombus

Life without baseball is just like any song from Lil Wayne: it fucking blows.

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