Category Archives: Crap

Being On Brad Keselowski’s Pit Crew These Days Is Almost As Dangerous As Going Bareback With Pamela Anderson

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by Frank Rhombus

I mean, unless you actually want Hep C.

Some Of C.J. Wilson’s Teammates Think He’s A Big Pussy

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by Tommy Gimler

If one of those teammates was Mickey Mouse, then that would be really embarrassing.

Here Come The Ladies

Women's Sports Foundation Presents "The Billies" - Backstage And Audience

by Andy Ostroff

Odds are you are too caught up in your annual summer BROcation to have noticed that women are kicking ass in pro sports. Now, I’m not saying you missed out on some WNBA bullshit. No, I am saying that the females are emerging as coaches in the men’s game.

Was Chris Mortensen’s Shitty DeflateGate Source Really A Former Jets Employee?

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by Tommy Gimler

At this point, it seems as though the four-letter has almost as much journalistic integrity as Kathie Lee Gifford’s bush.

It Takes A Special Kind Of Asshole To Puke Over The Railing At Fenway Before The Game Even Starts

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s no secret that the Boston Red Sox have been pure dog shit this year, so if this hurl sesh would have taken place midway through last night’s 9-2 curb stomping at the hands of the Chicago White Sox, then we totally would have understood.

Former NBA Center/Alcoholic Vin Baker Is Working At Starbucks

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by Frank Rhombus

Careful, Vinny. Those Java Chip Frappuccinos can also be quite addicting.

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