Category Archives: Crap

Who Killed Russell Wilson And Then Jumped Inside His Body To Continue His Legacy?

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by Tommy Gimler

This dude still looks a lot like Russell Wilson, but he all of sudden sounds a lot like the rapper Future giving an interview after ingesting a fuck-ton of edibles.

Somebody Dropped Some Major Ass On The Sixers Bench Last Night

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by Tommy Gimler

The NBA postseason apparently makes some players more nervous than others.

What If You Could Wait Until 3 Weeks Of MLB Games Were Played Before Betting On Win Totals?

MLB: Boston Red Sox at Detroit Tigers

by Tommy Gimler

The Boston Red Sox under is suddenly looking tastier than one of Tito’s tacos.

Yu Darvish, Who Sucks, Took Out Three People With One Terrible 99-MPH Fastball

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by Tommy Gimler

Better teach this kid some control before he kills somebody.

Here’s First Take’s Max Kellerman Coughing To Cover Up A Fart But You Can Still Hear The Fart

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by Tommy Gimler

I said no cream cheese on my bagel, goddammit!

Here’s Charles Barkley Once Again Yapping About Those ‘Big-Ass Women In San Antonio’

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by Tommy Gimler

“Victoria’s a secret down there.”

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