Category Archives: Crap

Are You Smarter Than The Average NFL Player?


by Tommy Gimler

If you can’t beat Frank Gore’s Wonderlic score of 6, then you should probably do the world a favor and schedule a vasectomy for Monday.

Jeremy Jeffress Pissed Himself This Morning

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by Frank Rhombus

I mean, I get why he felt the need to drive home after hitting the Henny hard, as there are only a few thousand Uber drivers in the greater Dallas area.

Breaking A Dude’s Nose Because Your Domino’s Pizza Is Taking Too Long Seems Totally Logical

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by Tommy Gimler

Jesus. Imagine what he would have done if they would have skimped on the pepperoni.

Mexican League Pitcher Flips Off The Batter Just Before Striking Him Out

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by Tommy Gimler

Geez, with all of the TVs and electronics being made by children in Mexico, you’d think we’d be able to see this clip in HD.

The Funniest NFL Roundup You Will Ever Hear

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by Frank Rhombus

I mean, where else are you going to hear somebody sum up being a Los Angeles Rams fan by saying, “Being a Rams fan is great. Jared Goff has the body of somebody who peaked in high school?”

By Far The Most Unbelievable Ending To A Horse Race We Have Ever Seen

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by Frank Rhombus

Watch this video and then take a guess which one of these nags is probably on a train headed for the Elmer’s factory right now.

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