Category Archives: Crap

Marcus Vick Says LeSean McCoy Gave His Baby Mama Herpes

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by Tommy Gimler

Now that’s shady.

Just So We’re Clear, Greg Jennings Was An Absolute Turd After He Left The Packers

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by Tommy Gimler

In another sign that the NFL season can’t get here soon enough, we’re actually doing a story on Greg Jennings today.

The Argument For And Against Chris Sale Cutting Up The White Sox Throwback Jerseys

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by Tommy Gimler

I’ll be honest: I’ve been inside the Chicago White Sox clubhouse the same amount of times I’ve been inside Kate Upton’s hump hole: zero.

Here’s What Happens When Hockey Players Try To Play Basketball

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by Tommy Gimler

Good lord.

R.I.P. Dennis Green, Owner Of The Best NFL Press Conference Meltdown Of All Time

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by Tommy Gimler

Former Vikings and Cardinals head coach Dennis Green passed away from complications of cardiac arrest Thursday night at the age of 67, but his shit-your-pants awesome tirade following a 2006 loss to the Bears will surely live on forever.

GW’s Basketball Coach Says The AD Requested Practice Tapes So He Could Masturbate To Them

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by Frank Rhombus

Holy shit! Exactly what kind of offense are they running in the nation’s capital these days?

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