Category Archives: Crap

We Could Watch D’Angelo Russell Get Drilled In The Nuts All Day Long

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by Tommy Gimler

Looking for one play to sum up the 2015-16 Los Angeles Lakers season? A bullet pass to D’Angelo Russell’s cock and balls should do the trick.

Watch This Old Kentucky Fan Pick Up A Girl, Slide Down A Railing And Drop Her On The Concrete Stairs

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by Frank Rhombus

There aren’t many instances where you’ll catch me saying, “I’d rather have a homeless guy covered in his own shit hug my daughter on a playground than ____,” but I’m pretty sure this qualifies.

Louisville’s Strength Coach Sure Looks Like He Could Use Some Of Those Hookers

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by Tommy Gimler

How this guy has made it 30 years at the University of Louisville without succumbing to a massive heart attack is anybody’s guess.

Three Final Thoughts On Super Bowl 50

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by Frank Rhombus

Let’s be honest: If you had to compare Sunday night’s big game to accidental nudity, Super Bowl 50 was the equivalent to seeing your great-grandma’s tits.

These Super Bowl 50 Prop Bets Are Perfect Chance To Make Bookie Your Bitch, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Check it out, bro. Most bets made on Super Bowl 50 today will be just like fisting your sister in church pew: illegal, bro.

Tell Your Wife To Take A Hike So You Can Listen To Our Super Bowl 50 Preview DUDcast

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by Tommy Gimler

Our latest podcast features the most amazing story you’ll ever hear about a dude in a wheelchair who tried to “E.T.” his way over a bonfire during a sports championship riot.

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