Category Archives: Crap

Smoking Hot ESPN Reporter Damn Near Gets Smoked By Band

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by Tommy Gimler

Odds are you didn’t catch last night’s college football game between UL-Lafayette and Arkansas State, and it’s probably because it was UL-Lafayette playing against Arkansas State. Besides the over damn near coming in before the first half ended, you also missed this smoking hottie sideline reporter almost getting run over by the Lafayette band.

Rakesh Says This Is The Week To Take Home Mad Rupee Betting On Football, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

I’m telling you, bro. Last week was big kick in penis thanks to West Virginia hitting 55-yard field goal instead of going to overtime so over could hit. But like my Uncle Omkar used to say, “Rakesh, you can’t win them all, bro, but you can always hit your wife.” He’s in jail now for beating Aunt Tanvi, my friend. Sick fuck, bro.

Royals Fan Celebrates Making The World Series By Yelling “Fuck Her Right In The Pussy” During Live News Report

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by Frank Rhombus

Eli Rosenberg sounds like the Jewiest reporter west of the Mississippi, and he had the task of interviewing Royals fans outside of Kauffman Stadium as part of KMBC’s live coverage of Kansas City clinching their first World Series berth in 29 years. It didn’t go so well.

Some Bitch Stole This Veteran’s Prosthetic Leg At The Eagles Game Last Night

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by Frank Rhombus

Jesus fuck, man. What did she do for an encore, push a kid down a flight of stairs so she could get her paws on a two-dollar T-shirt that an Eagles ambassador threw into the stands?

Eddie Bagelstein’s Top Five Sports Bathroom Breaks

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by Eddie Bagelstein

I was getting ready to sit down and write this week’s story, and I was suddenly swept up with the overwhelming urge to defecate. Funny how the DUD has that effect on me.

DUD Investigation: Is A.C. Green Still a Virgin?

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by Eddie Bagelstein

For no apparent reason, I was wondering if A.C. Green ever got laid. I had no idea. I remembered he was a highly publicized virgin who had to fight off bitches galore, being not just a member of the Showtime Lakers but also one with a Jheri curl. But I had no memory of A.C. publicly getting laid. And I was concerned he might have finally imploded. So it seemed like a great opportunity for an Eddie Bagelstein Google Inquiry.

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