Category Archives: Crap

What 5 Teams Could Jason Garrett Get Offers From If He Was On The Market?

NFL: Dallas Cowboys at St. Louis Rams

by Tommy Gimler

Now that Mike McCarthy is out of Green Bay, Jerry Jones is back to being the NFL’s biggest buffoon outside of the commissioner’s office.

Does This Look Like A Woman Who Put Her Girlfriend’s Dog In The Microwave After The Eagles Lost?

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by Frank Rhombus

Fido wound up being fine, thank Christ.

Joe Theismann Got Rather Sexual On Twitter During The Eagles-Saints Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Funny. Spankbang’s NFL experts thought the same thing.

Second Round Of NFL Playoffs Is Perfect Time To Stick It Up Bookie’s Anus, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Brady and Patriots are not what they once were. Stop me if you heard this before, bro.

Stephen A. Smith’s List Of The Top 5 Quarterbacks Left In The Postseason Is Proof Yet Again That He’s Utterly Ridiculous

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by Tommy Gimler

Another week, another clip proving Stephen A. Smith is a giant ass clown.

Great News For Degenerates: The First 2019 MLB Win Totals Are Out

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by Tommy Gimler

84 wins for the Minnesota Twins? Well, it looks as though the crew at Caesars Entertainment is really taking advantage of legal herb in Nevada.

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