Category Archives: Crap

Tough Week For Miami Dolphins Fans, As One Is Busted Watching VR Porn In The Library While The Other Is Caught Humping A Tiny Horse

dophins vr porn

by Frank Rhombus

The Bills Mafia might fuck each other on the hood of a Corolla, but at least they don’t plow ponies.

Who Farted To Make The Stage ‘Smelly’ During A Recent Grand Slam Of Darts Match?


by Tommy Gimler

We’ve got ourselves a good old-fashioned FartGate, people.

Probably Easiest Week To Make Bookie Your Bitch With These NFL Week 11 And College Football Bets, Bro


by Rakesh the Intern

Check it out, bro.

Colby Dant Is A Stud When It Comes To Betting On College Football And He’s Here To Help Make Your Bookie Your Bitch


by Tommy Gimler

Colby Dant’s “Six Pack” went 5-1 last week, so now it’s time to grab a mimosa and your kid’s college fund and listen to this week’s picks.

Attention Degenerates: The Under Has Hit In Every North Texas Game This Year, Bro

flu shot nut kick

by Rakesh the Intern

This is what every bettor who has taken over in North Texas game this year has looked like afterward, bro. Nut shot, bro.

Just A Friendly Reminder To Never Watch The Jets And Then Get Behind The Wheel Of A Car

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by Tommy Gimler

Ouch. Tough week for 57-year-old football fans.

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