Category Archives: Crap

Here’s Proof That God Does Indeed Hate The Cleveland Browns


by Tommy Gimler

And he must not give a shit about Ryan Fitzpatrick either.

The ‘Carson Wentz Is Already Better Than Jay Cutler’ Episode

Daily Upper Decker podcast

by Tommy Gimler

I mean, at this point all Wentz would have had to do is throw the ball toward his teammates and he’d be considered better, but still.

Time To Buy Hooker And Cigar Thanks To These NFL And College Football Picks


by Rakesh the Intern

After going 3-0 with my NFL picks last week, let me tell you, bro, let’s just say the only reason Rakesh is still not having bang with hooker is because local 7-Eleven ran out of condom, my friend.

West Virginia Freshman Makes One Of The Best One-Handed Catches You Will Ever See…In Practice


by Tommy Gimler

I mean, listen. We’re talking about practice. Not a game, not a game, not a game, we’re talking about practice.

Some Of These 2016 NBA Win Totals Are More Ridiculous Than Derrick Rose Not Knowing What ‘Consent’ Means


by Frank Rhombus

Like most sports these days, whether or not the over hits for some NBA teams this year will depend on whether or not some players are convicted of rape.

Nothing Takes Away The Pain Of A Packers Loss Quite Like Jay Cutler Throwing Off His Back Foot, Getting Picked Off And Then Bitched At By A Teammate In Street Clothes


by Tommy Gimler

For the eighth consecutive season, it looks as though the biggest pick-me-up for Packers fans after watching Aaron Rodgers and his teammates play like real assholes for 60 minutes is going to be the sight of Jay Cutler playing like an even bigger asshole during the same week.

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