Category Archives: Crap

Here Is Your AFC West Preview, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

I’ll tell you what, bro. I am up in Williamsport, PA at this Little League World Series helping boss with work, and these local kids smell worse than cousin Anish, and he shit his pants like three times last week. And then the other three times he crap in street. Sad shit, bro.

IK Enemkpali Apparently Also Dabbles In Punching Trannies

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by Frank Rhombus

Jesus Christ. This dude’s solution to anything that doesn’t go his way is beating the fuck out of somebody. You’ve been warned, Buffalo McDonald’s employees. If he says no Thousand Island dressing on his Big Mac, you best oblige or else you might be eating out of a straw for six to ten weeks.

College Football Coaches Sure Are Doing Some Stupid Shit To Fire Up Their Players This Year

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by Tommy Gimler

Whatever happened to just grabbing your quarterback by his face mask and telling him that if he makes this touchdown pass to the back right corner of the end zone, then the entire Delta Sigma Theta house is probably going to fuck his brains out?

The Beer Mile Sounds Like A Running Event We Can Finally Get Behind…Maybe


by Andy Ostroff

Very rarely does the Daily Upper Decker cover a track and field event, unless of course a hurdler takes a discus to the testicles.

This Is What Happened When A Rugby Player Shoved His Own Face Into An Opponent’s Dick

Holden Cup rugby fight

by Frank Rhombus

I mean, for fuck’s sake. At that point of the match, that dude’s crotch had to smell like a cross between the foot of a guy who just ran a marathon and poorly wiped ass, so why he decided to shove his face into it is anybody’s guess, and the fact that he was the recipient of four or five closed fists was the least of what should have happened to him.

Jordy Nelson Is Why Fantasy Football Dorks Need To Wait Til September To Hold Their Fake Drafts

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by Tommy Gimler

Believe it or not, some nerds like me have already participated in one or two fake drafts for their six fake football teams this year.

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