Category Archives: Crap

Jay Pharoah Knocked It Out Of The Park With His ‘New Shaq’ Impression

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by Tommy Gimler

Chicken McNuggets. The sauce is good.

Dude Shows Up To Miller Park In Rally Speedo And Propels Brewers To Win Over Reds


by Tommy Gimler

He wasn’t exactly the Two-Fisted Slobber, but still, enough of his poop chute was on display to get him ejected from the ballpark.

Louisville Pitcher Drops F-Bombs Toward Vanderbilt Player in 8th Inning, Loses Game In The 9th

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by Frank Rhombus

They play all nine innings at this level, dipshit.

Mike Conley Is Stoked To Play For The ‘City Of Utah’


by Tommy Gimler

Stay in school, kids, otherwise you’ll never be able to find the great state of Milwaukee on a map.

Look How Much Fun They’re Having Watching Children Play Baseball In Lakewood, Colorado

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by Tommy Gimler

Teal shorts? Man, this guy throwing haymakers at a children’s baseball game is full of terrible life choices.

Sometimes You Sit On Your Own Balls And Damn, That Hurts

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by Tommy Gimler

This is how a show like “Ow! My Balls!” becomes a reality.

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