Category Archives: Crap

Florida High School Pitcher Strong ‘Turd Of The Year’ Candidate After Intentionally Crushing Baserunner

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by Tommy Gimler

High school baseball, you say? Yup, the sports world blows right now.

Does Fergie Hate America? Her National Anthem Attempt Would Make You Think So

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by Tommy Gimler

Whatever happened to stepping up to the mic and just singing the fucking song?

Aaron Rodgers Kissed Danica Patrick And Then She Wrecked At The Daytona 500

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by Tommy Gimler

I once again missed the Daytona 500 because I was on the golf course and I prefer right turns, but apparently congratulations are in order for Austin Dillion for winning the sum bitch.

Here’s Johnny Weir Saying A Figure Skater Has Knees Made Out Of Whipped Cream

Winter Olympics - Celebrity Appearances

by Tommy Gimler

We’d consider him to be a trustworthy source of information when it comes to that.

If You’re Going To France, Remember, This Is How You Say Hello

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by Tommy Gimler

Let’s hope three ladies from France capture the gold, silver and bronze medals in one event at the PyeongChang Olympics because if our calculations are correct, it’ll turn into a giant lesbian orgy.

New Mets Manager Mickey Callaway Feels Very Strongly About Not Dry Humping His Guys

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by Tommy Gimler

Maybe going straight for the balloon knot on the first date instead of fucking around with that over the clothes bullshit is what Matt Harvey needs to get back on track.

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