Category Archives: Crap

Larry Johnson Thinks Dwayne Wade Is A Freemason Sacrificing His Kid To Some Demons

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by Tommy Gimler

You might remember Larry Johnson as the stud Penn State running back who had three good seasons with the Kansas City Chiefs that probably either crushed your fantasy dreams or led you to a fake title.

ESPN’s Booger McFarland Thinks The ‘Minneapolis Miracle’ Went AGAINST The Vikings

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by Tommy Gimler

And this fucker gets paid how much to talk football?

It Turns Out Snow Is NOT The Perfect Texture For Running

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by Tommy Gimler

“It’s the perfect texture for running. Very low impact.”

Forget The Turkey, Let’s Stuff One Up Bookie’s Ass With These College Football And NFL Week 13 Picks, Bro


by Rakesh the Intern

The day-after-Thanksgiving edible has kicked in and Rakesh is ready to win major Rupee, bro!

This White Sox Pitcher Is Spending His Offseason Punching Dudes At Cockfights

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by Tommy Gimler

It appears as though Kelvin Herrera has gone full South Side.

Bill Walton Was Once Again The Most Stoned Man On The Planet Last Night

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by Tommy Gimler

Maui Wowie!

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