Category Archives: Crap

Getting Kicked In The Nards Is One Hell Of A Way To Lose Your MMA Match

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by Tommy Gimler

Hopefully your weekend got off to a better start than Sergei Kharitonov’s.

Matt Kuchar Won $1.2 Million At The Mayakoba Classic And Gave His Caddie Just Five Grand


by Tommy Gimler

They might yell “Kooooosh” on the course at Matt Kuchar, but off of it, it sounds a lot more like “Cheap fuuuuuuuuuuck.”

Here’s Kevin McHale Calling Ref Scott Foster A Dickhead While He Thought TNT Was Still At Commercial

NBA: Oklahoma City Thunder at Houston Rockets

by Tommy Gimler

Yep. Yep.

Here’s A College Basketball Buzzer-Beater That’ll Put Some Hair On Your Ass


by Tommy Gimler

February madness!

Did You Go To A Pacers Game Last Week? Well, You Might Have Rabies

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by Tommy Gimler

Which would still be way better than going to a Lakers game and getting the AIDS virus.

Is Tom Thibodeau Holding In A Massive Poop Here Or Is He Just A Psycho?

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by Tommy Gimler

Let’s hope for the ladies’ sake that that isn’t also his o-face.

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