Category Archives: Crap

Did Denver’s 2nd-Round Pick Jarred Vanderbilt Really Get Expelled From Middle School For Pooping In A Sink?

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by Tommy Gimler

“Good dude, though.”

Absolute Legend Beats Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!! On Nintendo Without Looking At The Screen

brian proud punchout

by Tommy Gimler

It’s no secret that we live in divisive times, kids.

Giants Pitcher Hunter Strickland Is Apparently Still A Mentally Unstable Person

hunter strickland

by Frank Rhombus

Even more disturbing than Hunter Strickland’s lack of self-control might be the fact that he’s an avid hunter.

Pirates Fan Loses His $12 Can Of Yuengling Trying To Catch Foul Ball

pirates brewers beer foul ball

by Tommy Gimler

Well, technically he only lost about eight bucks worth, but still, what a goddamn tragedy.

Brewers Pitcher Adrian Houser Barfed Twice Behind The Mound After Getting Called Up Sunday

puking brewers pitcher

by Tommy Gimler

Brewers manager Craig Counsell had never seen a pitcher puke on the diamond before Adrian Houser got him off the schneid Sunday afternoon at Miller Park.

Watch This CFL Player Pulverize A Drunk Fan On The Field

cfl streaker crushed by player

by Tommy Gimler

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

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