Category Archives: Crap

Reason #13 Why NFL Ratings Are Down: Seattle 6, Arizona 6


by Frank Rhombus

If you’re a fan of offensive plays that don’t make it past the line of scrimmage and missed chip-shot field goals, oh baby, then last night was a humdinger for you.

Might Be Able To Buy Hooker For New House Thanks To These NFL And NCAA Football Bets This Weekend, Bro


by Rakesh the Intern

Should be weekend of fat points in this college football game, like Uncle Rishabh fat. Dude is like 400-pounder now, bro.

Charlie Sheen Wants To Throw A First Pitch At The World Series And That Sounds Like Something That Should Happen

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by Tommy Gimler

I mean, why not? After all, we’re told he matured a lot over the winter. Apparently he’s bathing now.

John Lackey Always Has Been, Still Is And Always Will Be A Gigantic Turd

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by Tommy Gimler

All is right on the North Side today, as the beloved Chicago Cubs curb stomped the Los Angeles Dodgers 10-2 in Game 4 of the NLCS last night, knotting the series at two games apiece.

Michael Irvin Says Ezekiel Elliott Talking About Running The Football Makes Him Want To Jerk Off

Seattle Seahawks v Arizona Cardinals

by Tommy Gimler

If that’s the case, he’d probably rip his dick off if somebody gave him a free trial to Brazzers.

Stay On The Sidelines, Romo


by Will Kay

Few quarterbacks in the last ten years have been as polarizing as Tony Romo.

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