Category Archives: Crap

Justin Verlander Being ‘Too Exhausted’ To Hump Kate Upton After A Game Is Another Sign The End Is Near

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s like having a lifetime all-you-can-eat pass at Morton’s but paying to eat at Sizzler four nights a week: insanity.

You Really Have To Feel For This Poor Bastard From Venezuela Who Tried Competitive Skiing On Snow For The First Time

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by Tommy Gimler

Trying to learn how to ski in Venezuela is like trying to become a professional surfer while you’re growing up in Wisconsin: A really bad idea.

Hi, I’m Colby Rasmus And I Look Like This On Purpose

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by Tommy Gimler

If you were to tell us that Tampa Bay Rays outfielder is now celibate, we’d have no choice but to believe you.

Vlade Divac Really Shoved It Up Kings Fans’ Peeholes When He Said He Passed Up A Better Offer For DeMarcus Cousins

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by Frank Rhombus

Of course, any deal other than the one the Kings accepted from New Orleans would likely fall under the “better” category. I mean, was there no way to throw in an Anthony Davis used condom?

Who Owns The Most Unfortunate Name In Sports History?

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by Tommy Gimler

Having to walk around with a name like Brock Osweiler must be pretty damn awful, but it’s nowhere near as bad as some of these other poor bastards.

Kyrie Irving Thinks The Earth Is Flat

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by Frank Rhombus

Well, here’s one example of why you should stay in school.

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