Category Archives: Crap

MLB Warns All Players To Stop Buying Their Boner Pills At Gas Stations

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by Tommy Gimler

I’ll be honest. Wawa makes a hell of a sandwich, but odds are if you’re looking for the safest way to still get blood lumber in bed with your wife 13 years and 62 pounds later, you’re going to want to shop elsewhere.

Minor League Player Arguing Balls And Strikes Walks Directly Into Pole In Dugout

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by Tommy Gimler

Here’s one sign to stop being a dickhole.

Mike Zimmer’s Sunflower Seeds Sure Look A Lot Like A Dipsky

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by Tommy Gimler

Sometimes you just can’t wait til you’re on the bus.

The #1 Team Being Bet On To Win The Super Bowl? You Guessed It – The Bears

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by Tommy Gimler

Two years ago, the Bears meeting the Browns in the Super Bowl seemed like it would be about as likely as me having a plow sesh with Kate Upton in a Whataburger restroom.

If Jon Gruden Is Getting This Pissed Off In The Preseason His Heart Should Explode Sometime Around Week 4

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s only a game, Focker! A preseason one!

Here Is How The AFC South Will Finish, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Step aside, Florida Man. There’s a new sheriff in town and his name is Big Dick Nick. bro.

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