by Tommy Gimler
We can only imagine that it smelled like a cross between Roseanne Barr’s hump hole and Kirk Douglas’s diapers when the Mariners and Athletics made their way for the showers following the A’s 10-2 ass pounding at the Oakland Coliseum this afternoon only to find their locker rooms flooded with sewage and stank water. (more…)
by Teddy Westside
The NBA playoffs can eat my ass. The NHL postseason is where it’s at, as it has been anything but disappointing this year. From the first round action to the double OT game the Hawks just played, this sport has delivered perhaps when it needed to the most. The best part about all of this? Even the four-letter has taken the NFL’s cock out of its mouth for a couple minutes each hour to talk about hockey, and the Saturday night game between the Blackhawks and Kings was the highest watched program of the night. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
According to their website, the Air Force Association Cycling Classic is the Washington, D.C. area’s premier cycling event, open to cyclists of all abilities and with registration fees that include timing support, a bib number, finishing medal, and most importantly, an event t-shirt. And according to this video, it’s almost as stressful as driving through Chinatown. Almost… (more…)
by Tommy Gimler and Rakesh
I guess the Golden Nugget Hotel and Casino is useful for something other than bringing back a hooker, slitting her throat, and stuffing her in the recycling bin. Apparently, the Las Vegas shithole has released early 2013 college football lines for 250 games already. So, we got in touch with our old intern Rakesh the only way you can reach someone in Howrah these days: by goat. And we told Rakesh if he gave us four early games to bet on, he could keep the goat and eat it. Here’s what he gave us: (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
I interviewed an East Coast broad a little over a year ago after she was bitching about a Yankees’ losing streak to see just how much she actually knew about sports. And of course the answer to that was jack shit. But it’s been over a year. Things are changing. After all, a woman is in charge of Yahoo! now, for whatever that’s worth. Is there a chance that a broad in 2013 knows more about sports than ever before? (more…)
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{ Futures???? Without me???? You son of a bitch! You got some nerve teasing me with this article... Especially with the Cup Finals and Hoops Finals... } – Jun 14, 1:29 PM
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