Category Archives: Crap

BYU Steeplechase Runner Literally Goes Balls Out In Epic Performance

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by Tommy Gimler

And it’s Marsing by a yam bag!

Is This The Name Of A Belmont Stakes Horse Or An Urban Dictionary Sex Move?

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by Tommy Gimler

Or is it a super juicy one that qualifies as both?

F**k You, Aaron Rodgers

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by Tommy Gimler

Believe it or not, that did NOT come from the mouth of Danica Patrick.

Somebody Had The Farts At The PGA Championship Today

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by Tommy Gimler

Double turds!

FINALLY, We Know What A Limo Going 69 MPH Through An RV Looks Like

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by Frank Rhombus

Somebody needs to get this guy to San Francisco ASAP.

Win $69 If You Finish Atop The Daily Upper Decker’s Bracket Challenge


by Tommy Gimler

The Daily Upper Decker is back! Hopefully you dirty pirate hookers still know how to read.

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