Category Archives: Crap

Georgia’s Athletic Director Apologized For Giving Ludacris A Box Of Magnums When He Performed At The Spring Game

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by Frank Rhombus

And the pussification of America continues.

University Of Georgia Catcher Is A Real-Life Rube Baker

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by Tommy Gimler

Odds are you missed the Ole Miss baseball team defeat Georgia on Tuesday because you were busy doing anything else, but Bulldogs catcher Michael Curry is somebody worth keeping your eye on.

Got To Love These Two Hockey Players Slashing Each Other In The Cock And Balls

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by Frank Rhombus

We don’t pretend to know much about hockey, but it doesn’t take an expert to know that two players trying to rip each other’s dick off is great entertainment.

Jeffrey Loria Continues To Be The Biggest Asshole Owner In All Of Sports

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by Tommy Gimler

Miami Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria is proof that there is no God. Or if there is, somebody needs to tell that dude to cut his vacation short because we need him.

2016 NFL Win Totals Are Out, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Looks like fans in San Francisco and Tennessee should get ready to drink themselves into stupor because their teams are projected to be pure pig shit, bro.

Check Out Our Latest Podcast Where We Determine If The Oakland Coliseum Is Literally The Shittiest Place To Watch A Sporting Event


by Tommy Gimler

If you’re a fan of raw sewage running between your toes, then the Oakland Coliseum is the place for you. If you’re not a sick fuck, then pretty much anywhere else is a better place to watch a sporting event in America.

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