Category Archives: UFC

Betting UFC Fight Night 30 Is Almost As Easy As Dressing Up As A Degenerate Gambler For Halloween

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by Michael Louis

I’m just going to make this my new UFC betting advice column in the hopes that my consistent predictions will encourage you all to fulfill my Amazon wish list like you do for all your would-be pornstar cam girls. I think these bets are pretty solid and once you’re done reading this, I’ll have a Hustler Casino betting receipt for these fights. Maybe I’ll go Pirates of the Caribbean and do a parlay. For those of you who still need a Halloween costume so you have a chance of getting laid tonight, follow my lead and go as a degenerate gambler.  Maybe go method and even hire a tough-looking Italian to always be 10 steps behind you all night.  Anyway, good luck…

UFC 164 – Labor Day Weekend Fights That Won’t Land You in the Drunk Tank

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by Michael Louis

I tried to get Tommy Gimler to go to his home state (Wisconsin) to conduct a few interviews with fans and UFC industry to take the next step for the DUD’s fight department; to really show that the site cares about its MMA fan base and its MMA writer. But instead, that flame artist went to the South of France with his wife to experience a much douchier kind of cheese head. Merci boku, Gimler.

UFC Fight Night 26 Predictions Written In Five Minutes While Hammered On The Jersey Shore

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by Michael Louis

UFC Fight Night 26 is live tonight on Fox Sports 1, but it could be on HGTV for all I care, as it’s me and 70,000 drunk guidos on the Jersey Shore telling sobriety to take a fucking hike…

UFC 159 – The Kenny Rogers Gambler

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by Michael Louis

It’s time for another UFC event and again I’ll have to leave my house and risk a DUI just to watch because my cheap New Jersey family told me never to order Pay Per View unless Howard Stern was involved.  That being said… bababoey-babboey-bababoey!

UFC 157: Estrogen in the Octagon – Fight Picks

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by Mike Slebodnik

 

As we close in on the first ever UFC featuring two chicks fighting in the main event, I think it’s important for me to give you a breakdown of ALL the Main Card fights and make some predictions – instead of talking about how hot I think Rhonda Rousey is, even though she has smaller tits than Barry Murphy.  So, here we go…

Benson Henderson Loves Jesus Christ And Toothpicks

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by Michael Slebodnik

There were some great fights Saturday night for the UFC on Fox, with a fight card I would normally expect to shell out PPV money for. That being said – there were only 2 moments that had me standing up and yelling at the TV like my Italian grandmother watching OJ’s acquittal.

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