Category Archives: UFC

UFC Dude Goes For Insane Finishing Move But Knocks Himself Out And Loses Fight Instead

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by Tommy Gimler

With a nickname like “The Monkey God,” you know that Jarred Brooks is either a beast in the octagon or he cleans up monkey shit at the zoo at his day job.

Not This MMA Announcer’s Finest Moment

mma announcer screwup

by Frank Rhombus

My bad!

Some Dude Offered Justine Kish $15K For Her Shit-Filled Shorts

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by Frank Rhombus

Yup, it’s that slow of a news day.

UFC Fighter Literally Shits Herself While Getting Choked

fighter ufc poops

by Tommy Gimler

And that, kids, is why you never load up on Taco Bell before doing anything important.

Look How Much Fun UFC Fighter Matt Brown Had In Brazil Last Night

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by Frank Rhombus

In case you were wondering, here’s what happens when you flip off a crowd of Brazilians at your weigh-in in Brazil.

This Swollen Eye Might Be The Grossest Shit You’ll Ever See In A UFC Fight

matt mitrione swollen eye

by Frank Rhombus

Let’s be honest: That’s what you’d expect a face to look like after Charlie Sheen jerked off onto it.

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