Category Archives: UFC

UFC Fighter Literally Shits Herself While Getting Choked

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by Tommy Gimler

And that, kids, is why you never load up on Taco Bell before doing anything important.

Look How Much Fun UFC Fighter Matt Brown Had In Brazil Last Night

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by Frank Rhombus

In case you were wondering, here’s what happens when you flip off a crowd of Brazilians at your weigh-in in Brazil.

This Swollen Eye Might Be The Grossest Shit You’ll Ever See In A UFC Fight

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by Frank Rhombus

Let’s be honest: That’s what you’d expect a face to look like after Charlie Sheen jerked off onto it.

Here’s A Handwritten Lawsuit Against Ronda Rousey That Accuses Her Of Having A Penis

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by Frank Rhombus

It took a while, but it looks like we finally found something crazier than going bareback with Chuck Sheen.

Here’s An MMA Fighter Whose Boobs Are So Big That They Pushed Her Up A Weight Class

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by Frank Rhombus

If that title doesn’t make you click on the post, then odds are you’re a homo. Or you don’t want to get fired from your shitty desk job. One of the two.

Watch Paul Felder Get Kicked In The Dick Harder Than Chris Brown Hits Women

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by Frank Rhombus

I don’t want to hear how you stubbed your big toe on the way to the shitter this morning. And I don’t want to hear how you have the bitch of all headaches after a night of crushing PBRs and shots of Evan Williams.

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