Category Archives: UFC

This UFC Guy Says He Eats His Wife’s Ass Before Every Fight

derrick lewis eating wife's ass

by Tommy Gimler

Look, we all get our daily intake of protein from different sources, but this is pretty outrageous.

UFC Dude Goes For Insane Finishing Move But Knocks Himself Out And Loses Fight Instead

brooks torres knockout

by Tommy Gimler

With a nickname like “The Monkey God,” you know that Jarred Brooks is either a beast in the octagon or he cleans up monkey shit at the zoo at his day job.

Not This MMA Announcer’s Finest Moment

mma announcer screwup

by Frank Rhombus

My bad!

Some Dude Offered Justine Kish $15K For Her Shit-Filled Shorts

ufc kish

by Frank Rhombus

Yup, it’s that slow of a news day.

UFC Fighter Literally Shits Herself While Getting Choked

fighter ufc poops

by Tommy Gimler

And that, kids, is why you never load up on Taco Bell before doing anything important.

Look How Much Fun UFC Fighter Matt Brown Had In Brazil Last Night

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by Frank Rhombus

In case you were wondering, here’s what happens when you flip off a crowd of Brazilians at your weigh-in in Brazil.

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