Category Archives: DUD Polls

Worse Promotion Than Free Cleveland Steamers?


by Tommy Gimler

Nobody, not even my good buddy and avid Browns fan Josh Clark, will argue that if you lined up the entire Cleveland Browns roster next to twenty paper bags filled with dog shit, it would be hard to tell the difference between the two.

Yeah, I Got Something You Can Vote On Right Here


by Tommy Gimler

Today, I voted NO for adult film stars to be required to wear rubbers while plowing broads. I just really hate condoms. If anything, they should just ban dudes from porn. But I figured that if something like that could make the official ballot in Los Angeles County, then these polls deserve some attention here at The DUD.

Even UConn’s Coach Knows Women’s Basketball Sucks


by Tommy Gimler

It’s Game One of the World Series, the NFL is in full swing, and there are several huge college football games this Saturday. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Yup, it’s time for a poll about women’s basketball.

This Tuna Tastes Funny


by Tommy Gimler

A five-ounce can of Bumble Bee Chunk Light Tuna contains light tuna, water, vegetable broth, and salt. But if you purchased a can that was packaged sometime between Wednesday and Thursday last week at the Santa Fe Springs factory in California, you might be able to add fingernail to that list.

The Phillies’ Stinker of a Season is Almost Over


by Tommy Gimler

When Jimmy Rollins and his .248 batting average sit atop your statistical leader board, odds are you’re having a miserable season. That’s also what happens when every other player with an ounce of talent spends a significant amount of time on the DL.

Bangin’ In Yankee Stadium


by Tommy Gimler

Apparently back-to-back home runs from Curtis Granderson and Eduardo Nunez got this broad more excited than sitting front row at Magic Mike 3D.

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