Category Archives: DUD Polls
New DUD Poll: Which One Of These Stud Athletes Would You Let Plow Your Sister?
by Tommy Gimler
Clayton Kershaw and Mike Trout were recently named Major League Baseball’s MVPs. Aaron Rodgers is the best quarterback in the NFL. Patrick Kane is the craziest player in the NHL, like crazy awesome. And Antonio Brown is having a hell of a year. So, we ask you, which one of these studs would you let run a train on your sister if you were given such a privilege?
So, Greg Maddux Used To Piss On Rookies In The Shower
by Tommy Gimler
Lost somewhere between the pictures of Prince Fielder’s fat naked ass and Venus Williams covering up her nips in ESPN The Magazine’s “Body Issue” this year was a little diddy written by David Fleming about St. Louis Rams rookie and admitted homosexual Michael Sam having to take showers in an NFL locker room. There were two big takeaways from the article. First, even straight NFL players look at each other’s cocks in the showers. It’s called meat peeping. And second, Greg Maddux used to pee on rookies in the shower. Yes, that Greg Maddux.
Happy 4th, America! This Independence Day, Try Eating Apple Pie Instead Of Fucking It
by Frank Rhombus
I was finally reading a few posts on the DUD this week, and I noticed that Gimler still had a poll up about Opening Day. I was like, “Jesus fuck, Gim. That was like six years ago, bro.” So, he went ahead and created a new DUD poll, one that is rather patriotic.
I Feel Like I Got Kicked By A Mule, And It Hurts
by Tommy Gimler
Let’s face it. Watching a grown man take a shot to his pills is hysterical, unless of course you are that grown man.
A Gay Soccer Player? What Are The Odds?
by Tommy Gimler
Odds are you have never heard the name Robbie Rogers, probably because he played soccer for the Columbus Crew. Odds are you have never heard of the Columbus Crew, probably because they are part of Major League Soccer. Our intern is on it, but apparently that league still exists. Anyway, Robbie Rogers is gay.
NoSuch Dame: The Best Manti Te’o Jokes Of The Past 24 Hours
by Tommy Gimler
Like Manti Te’o’s play in the National Championship game, the portrayal of him being a victim in this “girlfriend hoax” is a fucking joke.
