All the DUD Polls posts:

I Feel Like I Got Kicked By A Mule, And It Hurts

Published by tgim on August 15th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

Let’s face it. Watching a grown man take a shot to his pills is hysterical, unless of course you are that grown man. (more…)


A Gay Soccer Player? What Are The Odds?

Published by tgim on February 16th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

Odds are you have never heard the name Robbie Rogers, probably because he played soccer for the Columbus Crew. Odds are you have never heard of the Columbus Crew, probably because they are part of Major League Soccer. Our intern is on it, but apparently that league still exists. Anyway, Robbie Rogers is gay. (more…)


NoSuch Dame: The Best Manti Te’o Jokes Of The Past 24 Hours

Published by tgim on January 17th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

Like Manti Te’o's play in the National Championship game, the portrayal of him being a victim in this “girlfriend hoax” is a fucking joke. (more…)


Worse Promotion Than Free Cleveland Steamers?

Published by tgim on November 21st, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

Nobody, not even my good buddy and avid Browns fan Josh Clark, will argue that if you lined up the entire Cleveland Browns roster next to twenty paper bags filled with dog shit, it would be hard to tell the difference between the two. (more…)


Yeah, I Got Something You Can Vote On Right Here

Published by tgim on November 6th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

Today, I voted NO for adult film stars to be required to wear rubbers while plowing broads. I just really hate condoms. If anything, they should just ban dudes from porn. But I figured that if something like that could make the official ballot in Los Angeles County, then these polls deserve some attention here at The DUD. (more…)


Even UConn’s Coach Knows Women’s Basketball Sucks

Published by tgim on October 24th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

It’s Game One of the World Series, the NFL is in full swing, and there are several huge college football games this Saturday. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Yup, it’s time for a poll about women’s basketball. (more…)