Category Archives: NFL

Vince Young Is Here To Remind You To Stay In School, Kids

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by Frank Rhombus

Harold Landry is one of those names you would see in a children’s book because it’s so easy to pronounce that even a six-year-old kid could do it.

ESPN Cleveland Idiot Aaron Goldhammer Will Eat Horse Poop Because The Browns Drafted Baker Mayfield

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by Tommy Gimler

What is it with the city of Cleveland and its residents’ yearning for introducing horse shit into their calorie intake?

Let’s See How Many Picks Mel Kiper Gets Wrong Again At This Year’s NFL Draft

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by Tommy Gimler

Whoa. By the looks of things, it appears as though Kiper had no trouble finding the Golden Corral off Interstate 20.

The Story Of How Future Hall-Of-Famer Joe Thomas Cost Me $100

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by Tommy Gimler

One of the greatest offensive linemen the NFL has ever seen decided to call it quits Tuesday morning.

Odell Beckham’s Offseason Of Blunts, Cocaine And Hookers Is In Full Effect

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by Frank Rhombus

Look at the size of the pepperoni on that pizza. Looks like we finally found something bigger than Odell Beckham’s ego.

Hi, I’m Aldon Smith And I’m A F**king Idiot

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by Tommy Gimler

Apparently 37 second chances weren’t good enough for Aldon Smith.

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