Category Archives: NFL

The Sports Gambling Podcast’s Mock Draft Will Make Mel Kiper Shit Himself From An Overwhelming Sense Of Jealousy

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by Tommy Gimler

Mel Kiper says the Chargers will take Mike Williams with the 7th pick. The gang at the Sports Gambling Podcast says they’ll take Malik Hooker. We trust the guys who aren’t getting their brains pushed in by 12 pounds of bulletproof hair.

Pacman Jones Continues To Be NFL’s Biggest Dipshit, Posts Instagram Pics Of $160K For Spring Break

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by Tommy Gimler

Even if he could actually find Monte Carlo on a map and was heading there for a spring break blowout, that would still be way too much cash.

Here’s What Bears Fans Are Saying About The Possibility Of Mike Glennon At QB For $15 Million A Year

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by Tommy Gimler

Suddenly another year of Brian Hoyer at six bucks per game doesn’t seem so fucking bad.

This Week’s Take 5

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by Kinner Shah

A quick look at the five sports stories from this week that really mattered.

These Idiots On Twitter Think Ravens Radio Guy Gerry Sandusky Is The Guy Who Molested Kids

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by Tommy Gimler

‘Merica!

Two Porn Stars Still Plan To Follow Through On Promise Of 500,000 Knob Jobs After Patriots Win Super Bowl

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by Frank Rhombus

‘Merica!

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