Category Archives: NFL

Let’s Keep Making Bookie Our Bitch With These College Football And NFL Picks, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

Let’s stay hotter than two Kansas City girlies rubbing poons together, bro.

Week 5 NFL Overreactions With Murf

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by Murf

First off, we need to clear the air. My phone was blowing up all day yesterday with DUD subscribers texting awful things at me like, “Murf, your picks suck!” “Murf, you couldn’t pick a game to save your life.” “Murf, I just saw your brother blowing a dude in the alley behind the bar.”

The Bills Mafia Was Alive And Well In Green Bay On Sunday

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by Tommy Gimler

We don’t have any videos of broads in a Thurman Thomas jersey getting humped on the hood of a Corolla parked outside of the Green Bay Elks Lodge, but let’s just say if you’re in need of a $40 folding table, odds are the Costco in Bellevue is fresh out of those fuckers.

Making Bookie Your Bitch Is Easier Than Ever With These College Football And NFL Picks, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

Apparently all you need to do to beat – or almost beat – Clemson is hurt quarterback, bro.

Kudos To The Vikings Long Snapper Who Lost Part Of His Finger But Returned To The Field To Finish The Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Here’s yet another guy on this planet with a bigger set of stones than yours truly.

Week 4 NFL Overreactions With Murf

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by Murf

Well, you woke up a bit hungover, strangely with half a chub…had your morning coffee…and most likely had a ridiculously unfair argument with your wife or your dog. Don’t lie. Thanks, football.

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