Category Archives: St. Louis Rams

Here Is How The NFC West Will Finish, Bro

NFL: NFC Championship-San Francisco 49ers at Seattle Seahawks

by Rakesh the Intern

Check it out, bro. The best division in football will beat piss out of each other this year harder than Uncle Omkar used to beat Aunt Tanvi. Good thing is that Omkar is now in prison, just like most of 49ers players, bro.

Jeff Fisher’s Big Fuck You To RG3 And The Redskins

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by Frank Rhombus

Odds are you missed the Rams-Redskins game yesterday, and it was probably because the St. Louis Rams were playing the Washington Redskins, but that means you missed one of the greatest fuck you moments the game has ever seen.

10 Things We Know After Week 3 Of The NFL

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by Tommy Gimler

After getting curb stomped by the Seahawks and sneaking past the Jets thanks to Marty Mornhinweg’s stupid ass, it looks like the Green Bay Packers might be in more trouble than Lindsay Lohan at an open bar wedding…

2014 NFC West Preview

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by Tommy Gimler

You heard it here first, you hookers. With the Super Bowl at Pink Taco University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale this year, the Arizona Cardinals are going to be pure dog shit. We’re not sure how that’s going to happen yet, but somehow the team that hosts the Super Bowl is always a big bag of shit that year.

The Last Time A Texans Quarterback Did NOT Throw A Pick Six In A Game…

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by Tommy Gimler

The Houston Texans’ 2013 season can pretty much be summed up with one word: fuck.

DUD NFL Preview: NFC West

Russell Wilson

by Tommy Gimler

Well then. The division that used to be known as the NFL’s anus now boasts two of the league’s best teams. The DUD dives in to figure out which one will finish 2013 on top. Oh, and then we’ll dissect pure pig shit, as we take a quick look at the Arizona Cardinals.

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