by Tommy Gimler
Whether or not the fact that my honeymoon fund is suddenly missing a few hundred bucks is somehow related to The DUD’s upcoming trip to Vegas this weekend has yet to be proven. And after seeing how many games the Las Vegas Hotel and Casino is expecting the New York Jets to win this year, the honeymoon fund might just wind up being empty. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
Look, the fact that today is December 31, 2012 means one thing and one thing only: Nostradamus was full of shit. We didn’t need him here, either, for these ten bold predictions of NFL headlines you won’t see in the new year. (more…)
by Rakesh The Intern
Happy Year of the New, bro! It’s been a run of great success with this football betting, bro. I wish I could say the same for my luck with most of these American women, though. I don’t get why these California girlies get so freaked out by pubic hair, bro. In my country, big bush of hair around manhood is sign of confidence and great wealth. But in this country, every time I take pants off, girl rolls up newspaper and swats at it like it’s alive or something, bro. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
If you caught just the score of the Seattle Seahawks’ 58-0 victory today, you might have thought they were playing the Arizona School For The Blind. But believe it or not, they actually beat the hell out of the Arizona Cardinals, another real NFL team with uniforms and everything. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
Roger Goodell can eat my ass. Is there anybody out there who is actually a fan of these Thursday night games? (more…)
special to The DUD from thetop5five
There are 16 games in an NFL season, which means we are already through a quarter of the 2012-13 campaign. That is a good enough time to take a look at certain teams and perhaps try and find out who stinks and who doesn’t. Today, let’s take a look at who currently is having success that will miss the playoffs in the end. Remember, there are a TON of games left to play! Clearly there is a ton that can happen in those games, including injuries… (more…)
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