Category Archives: San Francisco 49ers

Hi, I’m Aldon Smith And I’m A F**king Idiot

Aldon Smith

by Tommy Gimler

Apparently 37 second chances weren’t good enough for Aldon Smith.

49ers Hit Rock Bottom, Send Fans Survey Asking If Winning Is Important To Them

49ers fans

by Tommy Gimler

I believe the kids would call this one of those “SMH” moments.

Boy, Colin Kaepernick Was A Real Bag Of Shit Yesterday


by Frank Rhombus

When fellow bag o’turds Blaine Gabbert completes four times as many passes as you despite playing just one-fourth of the time you did, well, then it’s official: You’re fucking garbage.

Look How Much Fun They Had At The 49ers-Dolphins Game


by Tommy Gimler

“I’ve got three kids up here, you fucking assholes!”

Last Night’s Rams-49ers Game Was So Pathetic That The Best Part Was This Radio Call Of Some Dipshit Running Onto The Field

Rams 49ers streaker radio call

by Tommy Gimler

Unless you’re a diehard sports junkie like me who has to listen to professional football games on Westwood One because you’re always on the road for work, odds are the first think that comes to mind after hearing the name Kevin Harlan is, “Who in the hell is Kevin Harlan?”

Colin Kaepernick Wants To Play For The Jets, Which Is Perfect Because He Sucks

colin kaepernick jets

by Tommy Gimler

Somebody might want to tell Colin Kaepernick that when you have $114 million remaining on your contract and you’re not even the highest-rated quarterback on your own team, you don’t get to call the shots.

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