Category Archives: San Francisco 49ers

Sometimes You Bet $569K On The Seahawks To Beat A 3-10 Team And You Take It Up The Tailpipe When They Lose In OT

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by Tommy Gimler

Dick. Fucking. Sandwich.

2018 NFC West Preview: 49ers Fans Are Dreaming Of A Season Bigger Than Jimmy Garoppolo’s Girl’s Boobs

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by Tommy Gimler

Believe it or not, the Rams’ road to the top of the NFC West this year isn’t as easy as bedding Alyssa Milano if you’re a pro baseball player.

It’s Good To Be Jimmy Garoppolo These Days

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by Tommy Gimler

Oh, look at the fun bags on that hose hound.

Hi, I’m Aldon Smith And I’m A F**king Idiot

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by Tommy Gimler

Apparently 37 second chances weren’t good enough for Aldon Smith.

49ers Hit Rock Bottom, Send Fans Survey Asking If Winning Is Important To Them

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by Tommy Gimler

I believe the kids would call this one of those “SMH” moments.

Boy, Colin Kaepernick Was A Real Bag Of Shit Yesterday

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by Frank Rhombus

When fellow bag o’turds Blaine Gabbert completes four times as many passes as you despite playing just one-fourth of the time you did, well, then it’s official: You’re fucking garbage.

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