Category Archives: San Francisco 49ers

Boy, Colin Kaepernick Was A Real Bag Of Shit Yesterday

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by Frank Rhombus

When fellow bag o’turds Blaine Gabbert completes four times as many passes as you despite playing just one-fourth of the time you did, well, then it’s official: You’re fucking garbage.

Look How Much Fun They Had At The 49ers-Dolphins Game

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by Tommy Gimler

“I’ve got three kids up here, you fucking assholes!”

Last Night’s Rams-49ers Game Was So Pathetic That The Best Part Was This Radio Call Of Some Dipshit Running Onto The Field

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by Tommy Gimler

Unless you’re a diehard sports junkie like me who has to listen to professional football games on Westwood One because you’re always on the road for work, odds are the first think that comes to mind after hearing the name Kevin Harlan is, “Who in the hell is Kevin Harlan?”

Colin Kaepernick Wants To Play For The Jets, Which Is Perfect Because He Sucks

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by Tommy Gimler

Somebody might want to tell Colin Kaepernick that when you have $114 million remaining on your contract and you’re not even the highest-rated quarterback on your own team, you don’t get to call the shots.

Here’s 49ers Head Coach Jim Tomsula Ripping A Fart At His Press Conference

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by Tommy Gimler

And it might have been juicy enough to file under the “Crap” section.

Here Is How The NFC West Will Finish, Bro

NFL: NFC Championship-San Francisco 49ers at Seattle Seahawks

by Rakesh the Intern

Check it out, bro. The best division in football will beat piss out of each other this year harder than Uncle Omkar used to beat Aunt Tanvi. Good thing is that Omkar is now in prison, just like most of 49ers players, bro.

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