Category Archives: San Francisco 49ers

These Super Bowl 54 Prop Bets Are Freakin’ JUICY, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

I didn’t take quaaludes for entire month of January and now I am in great shape to make bookie my bitch during Super Bowl, bro.

This Is What It Would Sound Like If John Madden and Pat Summerall Were Still Calling Games

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by Tommy Gimler

The most talented man to once call Wisconsin home? It’s not Brett Favre, Aaron Rodgers, Robin Yount or Paul Molitor.

Positive News Story: George Kittle Gives Super Bowl Tickets To Family Of Soldier Killed In Iraq

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by Tommy Gimler

For 24 hours, let’s sweep aside all of the stories about cheating, lies, deception and crazy motherfuckers who refuse to pay their bills.

Here Is How The NFC West Will Finish, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

This is division where most coaches and quarterbacks have sexually attractive girlies, bro!

Sometimes You Bet $569K On The Seahawks To Beat A 3-10 Team And You Take It Up The Tailpipe When They Lose In OT

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by Tommy Gimler

Dick. Fucking. Sandwich.

2018 NFC West Preview: 49ers Fans Are Dreaming Of A Season Bigger Than Jimmy Garoppolo’s Girl’s Boobs

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by Tommy Gimler

Believe it or not, the Rams’ road to the top of the NFC West this year isn’t as easy as bedding Alyssa Milano if you’re a pro baseball player.

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