Category Archives: NFC West

Jonathan Dwyer Getting Arrested For Domestic Abuse Means You’re Probably Abusing The Shit Out Of Your Opponents In Your Athletes Getting Arrested Fantasy League

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by Frank Rhombus

I believe it was Harry Dunne who uttered the phrase “Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this…and totally dick yourself out of a career in professional football.”

2014 NFC West Preview

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by Tommy Gimler

You heard it here first, you hookers. With the Super Bowl at Pink Taco University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale this year, the Arizona Cardinals are going to be pure dog shit. We’re not sure how that’s going to happen yet, but somehow the team that hosts the Super Bowl is always a big bag of shit that year.

Terrifying One-Eyed Seahawks Fan Gets Best Anniversary Present Ever

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by Eddie Bagelstein

“It’d be cool to have a Seahawks logo right there in my eye.”

Jim Harbaugh Apparently Once Pissed His Pants So He Could Get A Picture With A Baseball Player He No Longer Remembers

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by Frank Rhombus

No word if they were an $8 set of khaki pants from Kmart or Gimbels or some other shit store from the sixties though.

Load And Lock Up On These 2014 NFC Over/Under Win Totals, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

I’ll tell you what, bro. I am loving the numbers that the boys in Vegas have lay out for this year’s American football win total. I place eight bet already this year with my cousin Manesh, who is also biggest bookie in Howrah, my friend.

Time To Throw Your Fat Fuck Kid’s College Fund On These NFL Teams To Make The Playoffs

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by Tommy Gimler

An oddsmaking firm in Nevada called CG Technology has given everybody here at The DUD massive erections after releasing playoff odds for the upcoming NFL season. Only 21 teams received playoff odds, meaning it could be a long fucking year for fans in Buffalo, Oakland, and Cleveland.

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