Category Archives: NFC West

2018 NFC West Preview: 49ers Fans Are Dreaming Of A Season Bigger Than Jimmy Garoppolo’s Girl’s Boobs

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by Tommy Gimler

Believe it or not, the Rams’ road to the top of the NFC West this year isn’t as easy as bedding Alyssa Milano if you’re a pro baseball player.

It’s Good To Be Jimmy Garoppolo These Days

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by Tommy Gimler

Oh, look at the fun bags on that hose hound.

Hi, I’m Aldon Smith And I’m A F**king Idiot

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by Tommy Gimler

Apparently 37 second chances weren’t good enough for Aldon Smith.

Is It Me Or Is Michael Bennett One Giant Bag Of Shit?

NFL: Preseason-Minnesota Vikings at Seattle Seahawks

by Frank Rhombus

If you’re still looking to get either of the Bennett brothers a Christmas gift for some reason, a mesh bag of dicks seems appropriate this year.

49ers Hit Rock Bottom, Send Fans Survey Asking If Winning Is Important To Them

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by Tommy Gimler

I believe the kids would call this one of those “SMH” moments.

Just A Friendly Reminder That The Best Place To Watch Football In LA Is Anywhere Except At The Actual Game

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by Frank Rhombus

Why get caught in the middle of these two cows while you’re walking your kid to your Ford Escape when you can just watch it from your La-Z-Boy while you make your boy fetch you High Lifes from the fridge instead?

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