Category Archives: NFC West
Is It Me Or Is Michael Bennett One Giant Bag Of Shit?
by Frank Rhombus
If you’re still looking to get either of the Bennett brothers a Christmas gift for some reason, a mesh bag of dicks seems appropriate this year.
Just A Friendly Reminder That The Best Place To Watch Football In LA Is Anywhere Except At The Actual Game
by Frank Rhombus
Why get caught in the middle of these two cows while you’re walking your kid to your Ford Escape when you can just watch it from your La-Z-Boy while you make your boy fetch you High Lifes from the fridge instead?
NFL Wild Card Weekend Is Perfect Time To Destroy Bookie With These Bets, Bro
by Rakesh the Intern
Happy New Year, bro! Let’s make it a year where we tear bookie’s asshole to pieces with these can’t miss bets on this silly game of American football, my friend!
Boy, Colin Kaepernick Was A Real Bag Of Shit Yesterday
by Frank Rhombus
When fellow bag o’turds Blaine Gabbert completes four times as many passes as you despite playing just one-fourth of the time you did, well, then it’s official: You’re fucking garbage.
