Category Archives: NFC West
Just A Friendly Reminder That The Best Place To Watch Football In LA Is Anywhere Except At The Actual Game
by Frank Rhombus
Why get caught in the middle of these two cows while you’re walking your kid to your Ford Escape when you can just watch it from your La-Z-Boy while you make your boy fetch you High Lifes from the fridge instead?
NFL Wild Card Weekend Is Perfect Time To Destroy Bookie With These Bets, Bro
by Rakesh the Intern
Happy New Year, bro! Let’s make it a year where we tear bookie’s asshole to pieces with these can’t miss bets on this silly game of American football, my friend!
Boy, Colin Kaepernick Was A Real Bag Of Shit Yesterday
by Frank Rhombus
When fellow bag o’turds Blaine Gabbert completes four times as many passes as you despite playing just one-fourth of the time you did, well, then it’s official: You’re fucking garbage.
Look How Much Fun They’re Having At Los Angeles Rams Games
by Frank Rhombus
At first we thought it was a Trump rally, but then we noticed the minorities greatly outnumbered the whites.
Reason #13 Why NFL Ratings Are Down: Seattle 6, Arizona 6
by Frank Rhombus
If you’re a fan of offensive plays that don’t make it past the line of scrimmage and missed chip-shot field goals, oh baby, then last night was a humdinger for you.
