by Tommy Gimler
Women, gambling, booze, beef, and nineteen different chip dips were the perfect distraction from the worst Super Bowl in the last thirteen years for everybody outside of the greater Seattle metro area. The DUD wraps up their 2013-14 NFL season coverage with a few takeaways and of course, pictures with hot broads. (more…)
by Rakesh the Intern
I’m telling you, bro. This year we take bigger beating than Kevin Costner movie at box office, my friend. But even though there is only one more American football game to bet on this year, bro, there are plenty of plays to make today that will make up for everything that you and I lose on the season. And if you make the right bets, my friend, maybe you will be able to get your house back, boss. To help make that happen, I have again turned to cousin Gokul and his baby arm to give best possible guess at what will happen today, bro. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler / link to CNBC is special to the DUD from Raj Mahal
To say our intern Rakesh was pure dog shit betting on football this year is a bigger understatement than saying I would like to kiss Kate Upton, as everybody knows I would eat blueberry yogurt out of her asshole. And I hate blueberry yogurt. (more…)
by Frank Rhombus
Well, they sure as shit won’t lose, doc, and that’s probably because they aren’t playing. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
We’re not going to sugarcoat it. Our Indian intern Rakesh’s NFL picks this year have been about as awesome as taking a bite out of a hot dog only to find that some asshole injected it with two teaspoons of syphilis. But when it comes to picking Super Bowl winners, that smelly fucker is always right. The same can’t be said for these guys at the four-letter who are actually getting paid to be almost as wrong as Bruno Mars being paid to perform anything but back-alley handies. (more…)
by Sean Green
Marathon eating, binge drinking and compulsive gambling, the Super Bowl is a celebration for everything that brings us joy in life as sports fans. With the exception of the Bruno Mars halftime show, Super Bowl 48 is setting up to be one for the ages. But what will ultimately determine whether or not you enjoy the Super Bowl is if you win money gambling on it, so I present to you my lead pipe lock prop sheet. Enjoy… (more…)
{ Did anyone else get the feeling that Kevin Costner was making eye contact with no other actor in the movie? What gives? } – Apr 16, 4:19 PM
{ NFL Propaganda } – Apr 15, 3:03 PM
{ I sure enjoyed it and so did the other 4 people in the joint. I even got a high five on my way out. Go... } – Apr 15, 12:03 PM
{ I remember seeing Reggie Smith kill a retarded kid, for throwing a beach ball on to the field, at Dodger Stadium. I agree with Jones,... } – Apr 12, 12:24 PM { Where the fuck is John Rocker, when you need him ? } – Apr 12, 12:08 PM
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