by Tommy Gimler
Most of the time when a Facebook friend sends us a video of one man grabbing ahold of another man’s dick, he is instantly deleted. But we’ll give Jeffrey in Dallas a pass on this one. (more…)
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The DUD NFL Midseason Report: NFC
by Tommy Gimler
You have to think every NFC East team knows that whoever makes it out of the division is going to get smoked in the first round of the playoffs… (more…)
Investing Stock In Athletes, Hey? You’ll Want To Stay Away From These Clowns
by Tommy Gimler
Just when your fat ass thought the marketing and branding of professional athletes had finally hit its peak, the folks at Fantex Holdings come along and take it to a whole new level, offering stock in athletes in which the value depends solely on their economic success. Sign a huge contract? Cha-ching. Get a deal with Coca-Cola? Straight cash, homey. Get busted for masturbating in front of a girl after you ask to borrow her pen? Uh oh. (more…)
The Last Time A Texans Quarterback Did NOT Throw A Pick Six In A Game…
by Tommy Gimler
The Houston Texans’ 2013 season can pretty much be summed up with one word: fuck. (more…)
Sunday’s Worst
by Tommy Gimler
It has been quite the crazy night in the NFL with the Raiders playing until almost three in the morning on the East Coast. And naturally, because they’re the Raiders and we’re doing our weekly post on the worst Sunday had to offer, we had to wait until that bitch went final… (more…)
Sunday’s Worst
by Tommy Gimler
Even Stevie Wonder saw this one coming. I mean, maybe Baltimore Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco, cashing checks to the tune of $30 million this year, isn’t a top-three NFL quarterback, as he threw five interceptions today against the…wait for it…Buffalo Bills. (more…)
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