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The DUD’s 2nd Annual Super Bowl Party Was The Perfect Way To Wrap Up The NFL Season

Published by tgim on February 3rd, 2014

by Tommy Gimler

Women, gambling, booze, beef, and nineteen different chip dips were the perfect distraction from the worst Super Bowl in the last thirteen years for everybody outside of the greater Seattle metro area. The DUD wraps up their 2013-14 NFL season coverage with a few takeaways and of course, pictures with hot broads. (more…)

Today Is The Day We Get Back Every Rupee That We Lose On American Football This Year, Bro

Published by rakesh on February 2nd, 2014

by Rakesh the Intern

I’m telling you, bro. This year we take bigger beating than Kevin Costner movie at box office, my friend. But even though there is only one more American football game to bet on this year, bro, there are plenty of plays to make today that will make up for everything that you and I lose on the season. And if you make the right bets, my friend, maybe you will be able to get your house back, boss. To help make that happen, I have again turned to cousin Gokul and his baby arm to give best possible guess at what will happen today, bro. (more…)

Betting On The Super Bowl – Wall Street Style

Published by tgim on February 2nd, 2014

by Tommy Gimler / link to CNBC is special to the DUD from Raj Mahal

To say our intern Rakesh was pure dog shit betting on football this year is a bigger understatement than saying I would like to kiss Kate Upton, as everybody knows I would eat blueberry yogurt out of her asshole. And I hate blueberry yogurt. (more…)

Dipshit Doctor Tells Fox 2 In Detroit The Patriots Will Win Tomorrow

Published by rhombus on February 1st, 2014

by Frank Rhombus

Well, they sure as shit won’t lose, doc, and that’s probably because they aren’t playing. (more…)

Don’t Trust These ESPN ‘Experts’ On Super Bowl Sunday

Published by tgim on January 31st, 2014

by Tommy Gimler

We’re not going to sugarcoat it. Our Indian intern Rakesh’s NFL picks this year have been about as awesome as taking a bite out of a hot dog only to find that some asshole injected it with two teaspoons of syphilis. But when it comes to picking Super Bowl winners, that smelly fucker is always right. The same can’t be said for these guys at the four-letter who are actually getting paid to be almost as wrong as Bruno Mars being paid to perform anything but back-alley handies. (more…)

Straight Cash, Homey: Make These Super Bowl Prop Bets Your Bitch This Sunday

Published by tgim on January 29th, 2014

by Sean Green

Marathon eating, binge drinking and compulsive gambling, the Super Bowl is a celebration for everything that brings us joy in life as sports fans. With the exception of the Bruno Mars halftime show, Super Bowl 48 is setting up to be one for the ages. But what will ultimately determine whether or not you enjoy the Super Bowl is if you win money gambling on it, so I present to you my lead pipe lock prop sheet. Enjoy… (more…)