Category Archives: NFC West
Last Night’s Rams-49ers Game Was So Pathetic That The Best Part Was This Radio Call Of Some Dipshit Running Onto The Field
by Tommy Gimler
Unless you’re a diehard sports junkie like me who has to listen to professional football games on Westwood One because you’re always on the road for work, odds are the first think that comes to mind after hearing the name Kevin Harlan is, “Who in the hell is Kevin Harlan?”
R.I.P. Dennis Green, Owner Of The Best NFL Press Conference Meltdown Of All Time
by Tommy Gimler
Former Vikings and Cardinals head coach Dennis Green passed away from complications of cardiac arrest Thursday night at the age of 67, but his shit-your-pants awesome tirade following a 2006 loss to the Bears will surely live on forever.
Colin Kaepernick Wants To Play For The Jets, Which Is Perfect Because He Sucks
by Tommy Gimler
Somebody might want to tell Colin Kaepernick that when you have $114 million remaining on your contract and you’re not even the highest-rated quarterback on your own team, you don’t get to call the shots.
New DUD Poll: What Is The Best Way To Describe What Carolina Did To Arizona Sunday Night?
by Tommy Gimler
The Carolina Panthers held Carson Palmer and the Arizona Cardinals down on the ground and took the nastiest of shits in their mouths Sunday night.
John Brown And Bruce Arians Had The Perfect Responses For Fantasy Dorks Who Think They Give A Shit About Their Fake Football Teams
by Tommy Gimler
Sorry, GM of “Forsett Down Her Throat.” They don’t give a fuck about you or your fantasies.
