Category Archives: NFC West

R.I.P. Dennis Green, Owner Of The Best NFL Press Conference Meltdown Of All Time

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by Tommy Gimler

Former Vikings and Cardinals head coach Dennis Green passed away from complications of cardiac arrest Thursday night at the age of 67, but his shit-your-pants awesome tirade following a 2006 loss to the Bears will surely live on forever.

Colin Kaepernick Wants To Play For The Jets, Which Is Perfect Because He Sucks

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by Tommy Gimler

Somebody might want to tell Colin Kaepernick that when you have $114 million remaining on your contract and you’re not even the highest-rated quarterback on your own team, you don’t get to call the shots.

New DUD Poll: What Is The Best Way To Describe What Carolina Did To Arizona Sunday Night?

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by Tommy Gimler

The Carolina Panthers held Carson Palmer and the Arizona Cardinals down on the ground and took the nastiest of shits in their mouths Sunday night.

John Brown And Bruce Arians Had The Perfect Responses For Fantasy Dorks Who Think They Give A Shit About Their Fake Football Teams

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by Tommy Gimler

Sorry, GM of “Forsett Down Her Throat.” They don’t give a fuck about you or your fantasies.

Here’s 49ers Head Coach Jim Tomsula Ripping A Fart At His Press Conference

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by Tommy Gimler

And it might have been juicy enough to file under the “Crap” section.

Here Is How The NFC West Will Finish, Bro

NFL: NFC Championship-San Francisco 49ers at Seattle Seahawks

by Rakesh the Intern

Check it out, bro. The best division in football will beat piss out of each other this year harder than Uncle Omkar used to beat Aunt Tanvi. Good thing is that Omkar is now in prison, just like most of 49ers players, bro.

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