by Tommy Gimler
Women, gambling, booze, beef, and nineteen different chip dips were the perfect distraction from the worst Super Bowl in the last thirteen years for everybody outside of the greater Seattle metro area. The DUD wraps up their 2013-14 NFL season coverage with a few takeaways and of course, pictures with hot broads. (more…)
by Rakesh the Intern
I’m telling you, bro. This year we take bigger beating than Kevin Costner movie at box office, my friend. But even though there is only one more American football game to bet on this year, bro, there are plenty of plays to make today that will make up for everything that you and I lose on the season. And if you make the right bets, my friend, maybe you will be able to get your house back, boss. To help make that happen, I have again turned to cousin Gokul and his baby arm to give best possible guess at what will happen today, bro. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler / link to CNBC is special to the DUD from Raj Mahal
To say our intern Rakesh was pure dog shit betting on football this year is a bigger understatement than saying I would like to kiss Kate Upton, as everybody knows I would eat blueberry yogurt out of her asshole. And I hate blueberry yogurt. (more…)
by Frank Rhombus
Well, they sure as shit won’t lose, doc, and that’s probably because they aren’t playing. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
We’re not going to sugarcoat it. Our Indian intern Rakesh’s NFL picks this year have been about as awesome as taking a bite out of a hot dog only to find that some asshole injected it with two teaspoons of syphilis. But when it comes to picking Super Bowl winners, that smelly fucker is always right. The same can’t be said for these guys at the four-letter who are actually getting paid to be almost as wrong as Bruno Mars being paid to perform anything but back-alley handies. (more…)
by Sean Green
Marathon eating, binge drinking and compulsive gambling, the Super Bowl is a celebration for everything that brings us joy in life as sports fans. With the exception of the Bruno Mars halftime show, Super Bowl 48 is setting up to be one for the ages. But what will ultimately determine whether or not you enjoy the Super Bowl is if you win money gambling on it, so I present to you my lead pipe lock prop sheet. Enjoy… (more…)
{ funniest shit i've read all year } – Mar 10, 3:02 PM
{ I was smelling bullshit the entire video. It totally gave it away it was fake when TO caught the football. We know that ability is... } – Mar 05, 3:36 AM
{ Hey, give him a break, he's a 60 year old man for Christsake. } – Mar 03, 3:35 PM
{ Hey at least it wasn't a 14 year old boy. But if it was, he could always transfer to PSU. } – Mar 03, 3:30 PM
{ Lofton is Kap's dad, period. I have sources that confirm 100%. It is surprising how quiet this has been kept. Partly cause of Lofton's status... } – Feb 20, 5:55 PM
The DUD RSS Feed
