Category Archives: NFC West

Here’s What The Seattle Seahawks Mascot Looks Like With A Big Black Cock

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by Frank Rhombus

It looks like the NFL is doing whatever it takes to cater to their ever-growing female fan base these days.

Look How Much Fun It Is Going To A 49ers Game These Days

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by Tommy Gimler

Frank Gore has been a badass on the field for quite some time now, but we’re pretty sure this guy wearing a T-shirt bearing his name in the men’s room at Levi’s Stadium yesterday could kick his fucking ass.

10 Things We Know After Week 3 Of The NFL

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by Tommy Gimler

After getting curb stomped by the Seahawks and sneaking past the Jets thanks to Marty Mornhinweg’s stupid ass, it looks like the Green Bay Packers might be in more trouble than Lindsay Lohan at an open bar wedding…

Jonathan Dwyer Getting Arrested For Domestic Abuse Means You’re Probably Abusing The Shit Out Of Your Opponents In Your Athletes Getting Arrested Fantasy League

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by Frank Rhombus

I believe it was Harry Dunne who uttered the phrase “Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this…and totally dick yourself out of a career in professional football.”

2014 NFC West Preview

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by Tommy Gimler

You heard it here first, you hookers. With the Super Bowl at Pink Taco University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale this year, the Arizona Cardinals are going to be pure dog shit. We’re not sure how that’s going to happen yet, but somehow the team that hosts the Super Bowl is always a big bag of shit that year.

Terrifying One-Eyed Seahawks Fan Gets Best Anniversary Present Ever

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by Eddie Bagelstein

“It’d be cool to have a Seahawks logo right there in my eye.”

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