Category Archives: NFC West

Is It Me Or Is Michael Bennett One Giant Bag Of Shit?

NFL: Preseason-Minnesota Vikings at Seattle Seahawks

by Frank Rhombus

If you’re still looking to get either of the Bennett brothers a Christmas gift for some reason, a mesh bag of dicks seems appropriate this year.

49ers Hit Rock Bottom, Send Fans Survey Asking If Winning Is Important To Them

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by Tommy Gimler

I believe the kids would call this one of those “SMH” moments.

Just A Friendly Reminder That The Best Place To Watch Football In LA Is Anywhere Except At The Actual Game

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by Frank Rhombus

Why get caught in the middle of these two cows while you’re walking your kid to your Ford Escape when you can just watch it from your La-Z-Boy while you make your boy fetch you High Lifes from the fridge instead?

NFL Wild Card Weekend Is Perfect Time To Destroy Bookie With These Bets, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Happy New Year, bro! Let’s make it a year where we tear bookie’s asshole to pieces with these can’t miss bets on this silly game of American football, my friend!

Boy, Colin Kaepernick Was A Real Bag Of Shit Yesterday

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by Frank Rhombus

When fellow bag o’turds Blaine Gabbert completes four times as many passes as you despite playing just one-fourth of the time you did, well, then it’s official: You’re fucking garbage.

Look How Much Fun They Had At The 49ers-Dolphins Game

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by Tommy Gimler

“I’ve got three kids up here, you fucking assholes!”

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