Category Archives: NFC West

Eddie Bagelstein’s Top 5 ‘Murica Moments From Super Bowl 49

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by Eddie Bagelstein

Sadly, another season has come and gone, and aside from having no meaningful Sunday activity until September, now my editor wants me to waste my time talking about sports that no Denver team is currently good at.

Super Bowl 49 Recap: Nobody In Phoenix Was Drunker Than This Clown

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by Tommy Gimler

Look at this fucking guy.

Super Bowl 49 Hookers Are Already Hitting The Streets Of Phoenix And It’s Only Tuesday

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by Tommy Gimler

Hey, maybe it’s just good business to hit ‘em up and offer a face for them to blow their wad on before they blow it on tickets to the big game instead.

The Seahawks Are Threatening My Marriage

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by Adam Pockross

I’m a Broncos fan. Always have been, as far as I can recall. Having grown up on the mean streets of Denver, I really don’t feel like I had a choice in that matter. Well, unincorporated Arapahoe County if you wannna be specific. But still, all John Elway, all the time.

Why Was Clay Matthews Not On The Field Late In The Fourth Quarter Of The NFC Championship Game?

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by Tommy Gimler

Fuck Morgan Burnett sliding to the ground after intercepting a Russell Wilson pass with just over five minutes left in regulation. Fuck Brandon Bostick attempting to corral the onside kick with just over two minutes left in regulation instead of doing what he was supposed to do: block. Fuck the refs “missing” Marshawn Lynch grabbing his shit after scoring the go-ahead touchdown and not penalizing him 15 yards. If Packers fans are looking for more fuel to add to the conspiracy fire that was the epic Green Bay collapse Sunday afternoon, check this out.

Dipshit Seahawks Fan Already Has “Back To Back” Super Bowl Champs Tattoo

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by Frank Rhombus

Who took this fucking picture, Michael J. Fox? Hold it steady, for Christ’s sake.

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