by Tommy Gimler
After getting arrested for driving under the influence and attempting to steal his own car last Sunday, Titus Young can now say that he has been released from prison in a 15-hour time period the same amount of times an NFL team has released him this year: twice. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
In what is becoming almost as big of a trend in the NFL as driving while intoxicated, slightly above-average quarterbacks are telling the football world that they are much better than that, even going as far as calling themselves elite, and then proving they actually are with a Super Bowl victory. Last year it was Eli Manning. This year, Joe Flacco. So, who’s next? Here’s a hint: Since we’re talking about slightly above-average quarterbacks, it’s not Mark Sanchez because he is just terrible. (more…)
by Rakesh The Intern
Check it out, bro. I still do unpaid internship at this American sports blog, but my boss say, “Hey, Rakesh. If you can beat every one of our readers on our Super Bowl Prop Sheet, then you get fifty bucks. But whoever get high score, they win fifty bucks.” Since last time I got fifty bucks I had to eat fourteen testicles from elephant with Downs, I say no problem, bro. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
From what we’ve read online and watched on television this week, Super Bowl XLVII should be tighter than Lolo Jones’ fish mitten. So before I’m placing any bets on the big game, I’m looking for any edge I can get. I decided that whichever team fights the hardest and does whatever it takes to get what they want despite the consequences that will follow, that’s the team that will be victorious. And to determine which team will do that, I turned to each roster’s arrest records. And let’s just say that if these two teams were to put their arrest records up against each other tomorrow, the game would be more lopsided than Tara Reid’s fake fun bags. (more…)
by Rakesh The Intern
Check it out, bro. All of this talk about brothers in the Super Bowl has made me realize that I miss all thirteen of my brothers back in Howrah, and I am going to move back there for a few months to spend time with them as well as handicap some local cricket matches, buddy. But I tell my boss that I do one more article about American football gambling before I go, so this is what I think will happen on Sunday other than me nailing drunk American girl, my friend. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
Thank Christ for Leroy Hill. It’s time we put to rest these ridiculous deer-antler spray, gay bashing, and retard stories from Super Bowl XLVII and just got back to some good old fashioned domestic abuse reports. (more…)
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