Category Archives: NFC West

John Brown And Bruce Arians Had The Perfect Responses For Fantasy Dorks Who Think They Give A Shit About Their Fake Football Teams

bruce arians tough shit

by Tommy Gimler

Sorry, GM of “Forsett Down Her Throat.” They don’t give a fuck about you or your fantasies.

Here’s 49ers Head Coach Jim Tomsula Ripping A Fart At His Press Conference

Jim Tomsula fart

by Tommy Gimler

And it might have been juicy enough to file under the “Crap” section.

Here Is How The NFC West Will Finish, Bro

NFL: NFC Championship-San Francisco 49ers at Seattle Seahawks

by Rakesh the Intern

Check it out, bro. The best division in football will beat piss out of each other this year harder than Uncle Omkar used to beat Aunt Tanvi. Good thing is that Omkar is now in prison, just like most of 49ers players, bro.

Charles Haley Once Put His Massive Dick On Matt Millen’s Shoulder During A Game Of Cards

charles haley dick on matt millen shoulder

by Tommy Gimler

And now we know why Matt Millen hates snakes.

Attention: This Guy Is A Fucking Moron

aldon smith

by Tommy Gimler

Well, son of a bitch. We were wrong. Apparently, there is somebody who likes the sauce more than Donovan McNabb.

Eddie Bagelstein’s Top 5 ‘Murica Moments From Super Bowl 49


by Eddie Bagelstein

Sadly, another season has come and gone, and aside from having no meaningful Sunday activity until September, now my editor wants me to waste my time talking about sports that no Denver team is currently good at.

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