Category Archives: New Orleans Saints

DUD NFL Preview: Predicting The NFC South While Watching German Porn In Munich

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by Tommy Gimler

As our two-week European vacation draws near its end, I guess I’ll take a break from watching German porn with my wife in Munich to take a peak at what’s going to happen in the NFC South this year.

Here Is A List Of Aaron Hernandez And The Other 27 NFL Players Arrested This Offseason

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by Tommy Gimler

Since Ray Lewis hoisted the Lombardi Trophy on February 3rd of this year, approximately thirteen years after he helped murder two men in Hotlanta, 28 NFL players have been arrested, including former Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez today for his involvement in the murder of Odin Lloyd.

I Make More Money Last Week Than Cousin Baldev Did During Entire Year In Sweatshop, Bro

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by Rakesh The Intern

Check it out, bro. Got letter on computer from Brian Portz saying he did not like my picks last week, my friend. His loss, bro. After going 6-1 last week, my friend, I almost have enough money to break Uncle Omkar out of minimum security prison just outside of my hometown of Howrah. But den again, if he has not figured out walls are made of mud by now, what would be the point, bro?

Bad Beat Sunday

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by Tommy Gimler

Odds are if the boss man asks you to work overtime this week, you’re going to have to oblige. It’s not because you want to or because you have to save up for holiday shopping. No, if only it were that easy. This week it’s because of Ray Fucking Rice.

After The Games Were Played…

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by Tommy Gimler

We might have learned more about teams, players, and owners yesterday after the games were/weren’t decided on the field. You’ll be asking yourself how in the hell somebody could be that stupid, but believe it or not, these things actually happened after yesterday’s games:

So, That Sunday Didn’t Suck

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by Tommy Gimler

Sunday’s NFL action was the best we’ve ever seen, but odds are you took an ass beating and had to pull $40 out of your girlfriend’s “new tits” jar just to afford lunch through Friday.

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