Category Archives: New Orleans Saints

Did Jameis Winston Give The Worst Pregame Speech Of All Time?

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by Tommy Gimler

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers once again find themselves in the cellar of their division, and one of the reasons why is because they’re being led by a goddamn moron.

Here Is Your NFC South Preview, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Check it out, bro. With the exception of its AFC counterpart, this NFC South division might be most boring in all of football, almost as boring as my Uncle Yash’s average day. And he’s dead, bro.

Another Year, Another Super Bowl Host City’s Team Blows

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by Tommy Gimler

In what is becoming almost as big of a trend as an East Coast frat party gang rape, a team with a chance to play in a Super Bowl in front of their hometown fans is making like a young porn starlet staring down a BBC and blowing it. And with this year’s big game taking place at MetLife Stadium, not one but two dog shit squads are making sure the NFL doesn’t run into the nightmare scenario they haven’t had to face since 1985: an NFL team playing the Super Bowl in their own city.

The DUD Challenge: Can You Maintain An Erection While Reading This Story About The Arizona Cardinals Safety Who Lost Part of His Finger In A Shitty Loss To The Saints?

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by Tommy Gimler

You’ve probably never heard of Arizona Cardinals safety Rashad Johnson, and that’s because he plays safety for the Arizona Cardinals. And even after losing the upper portion of the middle finger on his left hand making a tackle in yesterday’s loss to the Saints, he’ll probably still be known only as “the NFL player who lost his finger,” and that’s because he plays safety for the Arizona Cardinals.

DUD NFL Preview: Predicting The NFC South While Watching German Porn In Munich

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by Tommy Gimler

As our two-week European vacation draws near its end, I guess I’ll take a break from watching German porn with my wife in Munich to take a peak at what’s going to happen in the NFC South this year.

Here Is A List Of Aaron Hernandez And The Other 27 NFL Players Arrested This Offseason

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by Tommy Gimler

Since Ray Lewis hoisted the Lombardi Trophy on February 3rd of this year, approximately thirteen years after he helped murder two men in Hotlanta, 28 NFL players have been arrested, including former Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez today for his involvement in the murder of Odin Lloyd.

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