by Rakesh The Intern
Check it out, bro. Got letter on computer from Brian Portz saying he did not like my picks last week, my friend. His loss, bro. After going 6-1 last week, my friend, I almost have enough money to break Uncle Omkar out of minimum security prison just outside of my hometown of Howrah. But den again, if he has not figured out walls are made of mud by now, what would be the point, bro? (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
Odds are if the boss man asks you to work overtime this week, you’re going to have to oblige. It’s not because you want to or because you have to save up for holiday shopping. No, if only it were that easy. This week it’s because of Ray Fucking Rice. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
We might have learned more about teams, players, and owners yesterday after the games were/weren’t decided on the field. You’ll be asking yourself how in the hell somebody could be that stupid, but believe it or not, these things actually happened after yesterday’s games: (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
Sunday’s NFL action was the best we’ve ever seen, but odds are you took an ass beating and had to pull $40 out of your girlfriend’s “new tits” jar just to afford lunch through Friday. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
After a wild bachelor party weekend in Vegas, let’s just say that I know a thing or two about the word fantasy, and these guys aren’t part of it. For starters, they’re guys… (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
It’s late on Sunday night on the east coast, and I have two choices. I can either go into the guest bedroom and toss one off to two mature broads scissoring each other or watch the rest of the Steelers/Broncos game. Looks like the Terrible Towel won’t be cleaning up any mess tonight… (more…)
{ Yup, as long as those people aren't made of meat... } – May 22, 9:46 AM
{ Prince Fielder will down that many Cuban pastries and the person who ate them; in one sitting of course..... } – May 22, 1:41 AM { You're a silly little cunt hair, Mr. Santos... } – May 20, 6:03 PM { The Bills don't suck because they run a simple west coast offense, they suck because they draft players like E J Manuel in the first... } – May 20, 10:30 AM
{ Suck on a cheese curd, EJ is gonna dissapoint you like you dissapointed your wifes parents when you married her and light it up this... } – May 19, 10:49 PM
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