Category Archives: Carolina Panthers

Warren Moon Thinks People Are Treating Cam Newton As If ‘He Raped Five Pastors’ Daughters’

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, then he’d probably be the starting quarterback for Dallas instead of Carolina.

New DUD Poll: What Is The Best Way To Describe What Carolina Did To Arizona Sunday Night?

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by Tommy Gimler

The Carolina Panthers held Carson Palmer and the Arizona Cardinals down on the ground and took the nastiest of shits in their mouths Sunday night.

Try Telling This Fucking Guy The Panthers Aren’t Going To The Super Bowl

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by Tommy Gimler

Lightning fast, big black cats, Panthers kicking ass!

Here’s A Guy Giving Away Free NFC Championship Game Tickets To The Female Panthers Fan With The Best Feet


by Tommy Gimler

No way my grandma wins this one, as her her toenails look like she soaks them in a fucking ashtray.

A Letter To The Dickhead Side Of Cam Newton That Stole A Packers Fan’s Banner Sunday Afternoon

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by Andy Ostroff

Dear Cam Newton…

Can Everybody Please Shut The Fuck Up About Cam Newton Being The MVP?

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by Tommy Gimler

Call me crazy, but I’d like to think the MVP of the greatest sport on the planet would have a higher quarterback rating than Jay Cutler and Brandon Weeden.

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