Category Archives: Carolina Panthers

Try Telling This Fucking Guy The Panthers Aren’t Going To The Super Bowl

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by Tommy Gimler

Lightning fast, big black cats, Panthers kicking ass!

Here’s A Guy Giving Away Free NFC Championship Game Tickets To The Female Panthers Fan With The Best Feet

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by Tommy Gimler

No way my grandma wins this one, as her her toenails look like she soaks them in a fucking ashtray.

A Letter To The Dickhead Side Of Cam Newton That Stole A Packers Fan’s Banner Sunday Afternoon

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by Andy Ostroff

Dear Cam Newton…

Can Everybody Please Shut The Fuck Up About Cam Newton Being The MVP?

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by Tommy Gimler

Call me crazy, but I’d like to think the MVP of the greatest sport on the planet would have a higher quarterback rating than Jay Cutler and Brandon Weeden.

Here Is Your NFC South Preview, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Check it out, bro. With the exception of its AFC counterpart, this NFC South division might be most boring in all of football, almost as boring as my Uncle Yash’s average day. And he’s dead, bro.

When Greg Hardy Threw His Girlfriend Onto His Stash Of Guns, It Probably Threw Your Fat Ass To The Top Of Your Athletes Getting Arrested Fantasy League

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by Tommy Gimler

Pacman Jones must be locked in a basement somewhere because the NFL offseason in terms of players getting arrested has been extremely quiet. Well, at least it had been. Thanks to Carolina Panthers defensive end Greg Hardy allegedly throwing his girlfriend onto a pile of guns, things have picked up rather nicely, and it’s time to check in on what effect this will have on your Current Athletes Getting Arrested (CAGA) Fantasy League.

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