Category Archives: Carolina Panthers

It’s Tough To Be This Wrong On Live TV In Just A Matter Of Six Seconds

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by Tommy Gimler

Former NFL receiver T.J. Houshmandzadeh appeared on FS1′s Speak For Yourself Wednesday afternoon. He shouldn’t have.

Sometimes The Only Way To Get Through A Panthers Game Is By Crushing 18 Miller Lites

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by Tommy Gimler

16-ounce cans, too!

Here Is How The NFC South Will Finish, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Will this be year Jameis Winston stops licking fingers like complete asshole, bro?

Three Final Thoughts On Super Bowl 50

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by Frank Rhombus

Let’s be honest: If you had to compare Sunday night’s big game to accidental nudity, Super Bowl 50 was the equivalent to seeing your great-grandma’s tits.

Here Are A Few Super Bowl Prop Bets You Probably Won’t See And That’s A Damn Shame

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by Frank Rhombus

More than $4.2 billion worth of bets will be placed on Super Bowl 50 this Sunday, and just like fisting a hooker to death and then throwing her corpse into Lake Michigan, most of them will be illegal.

Warren Moon Thinks People Are Treating Cam Newton As If ‘He Raped Five Pastors’ Daughters’

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, then he’d probably be the starting quarterback for Dallas instead of Carolina.

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