Category Archives: Atlanta Falcons

Can Somebody Tell Us What In The Hell Devonta Freeman Said In This Postgame Interview?

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by Frank Rhombus

Say what, meow?

Looks Like Falcons And Patriots In Super Bowl This Year, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Listen, bro. Both Packers and Steelers have flu. Sick shit, bro.

Former Falcons Running Back Jamal Anderson Is Apparently Spending His Retirement Years Masturbating At Gas Stations

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by Tommy Gimler

Sorry, pal, but 60 percent of the time you’re going to get penalized for that dirty bird every time.

Here Is Your NFC South Preview, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Check it out, bro. With the exception of its AFC counterpart, this NFC South division might be most boring in all of football, almost as boring as my Uncle Yash’s average day. And he’s dead, bro.

Some Asshole On The Falcons Kicked His Now Ex-Girlfriend’s Dog And Killed It

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by Frank Rhombus

Apparently, killing her Yorkie was a deal breaker.

Mike Smith Was Fired Because He’s A Goddamn Idiot

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by Tommy Gimler

Mike Smith had every chance to take the Atlanta Falcons to the postseason this year, but just like a filthy Bakersfield crack whore staring down a politician’s prick, he blew it.

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