All the NFC South posts:

Who Will Be The Next Not Elite Quarterback To Say He’s Elite And Then Win A Super Bowl?

Published by tgim on February 4th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

In what is becoming almost as big of a trend in the NFL as driving while intoxicated, slightly above-average quarterbacks are telling the football world that they are much better than that, even going as far as calling themselves elite, and then proving they actually are with a Super Bowl victory. Last year it was Eli Manning. This year, Joe Flacco. So, who’s next? Here’s a hint: Since we’re talking about slightly above-average quarterbacks, it’s not Mark Sanchez because he is just terrible. (more…)


How The “Experts” Are Picking The Championship Games

Published by tgim on January 19th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

I had a friend tell me that I should write an article today on Manti Te’o being a homosexual, but I told him much like Lance Armstrong admitting he took every PED known to man, that it wouldn’t be news. (more…)


Put Your Rupees On Falcons And Patriots For No Good Reason, Bro

Published by rakesh on January 18th, 2013

by Rakesh The Intern

Check it out, bro. These two American football games this weekend remind me of my bipolar ex-girlfriend Kavya back in Howrah, my friend. One day she show up all beautiful and shit, bro, and next day she look like Rosie O’Donnell and empty my fridge. Sad shit, bro. And these games are same way. No matter what research you do, you can find reason for every team to win, bro. Time to flip my lucky rupee coin that actually exists, unlike Manti Te’o's dead girly, to see what will happen, buddy. (more…)


I Am Hotter Than Two Girls Petting Heavy in Billiards Club, Bro

Published by tgim on January 11th, 2013

by Rakesh The Intern

Check it out, bro. I hit on 70% of my American football picks last week, and you didn’t even have to pay me to get those picks, boss. Why give AccuScore your money for wrong picks when you can save your rupees and get correct picks for free from Rakesh, bro? I got to be honest though, bro. The guy’s personal hygiene next to me on this plane is throwing me off a little bit, my friend. It smell like my family reunion in this bitch or whatever you call it in this country, bro. (more…)


10 NFL Headlines You Won’t See In 2013

Published by tgim on December 31st, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

Look, the fact that today is December 31, 2012 means one thing and one thing only: Nostradamus was full of shit. We didn’t need him here, either, for these ten bold predictions of NFL headlines you won’t see in the new year. (more…)


We Win Enough Money Last Week To Buy Olympian Handy, Bro

Published by rakesh on December 21st, 2012

by Rakesh The Intern

Are you surprised you’re still alive today, bro? Can’t believe you fell for that Mayan calendar end of the world shit from pig, bro. See, in my country, we don’t trust civilization who couldn’t predict drought few years later or Spanish man wanting to trade had small pox much less what would happen 1,300 years later, bro. (more…)