Category Archives: NFC South

Load And Lock Up On These 2014 NFC Over/Under Win Totals, Bro

Carson-Palmer

by Rakesh the Intern

I’ll tell you what, bro. I am loving the numbers that the boys in Vegas have lay out for this year’s American football win total. I place eight bet already this year with my cousin Manesh, who is also biggest bookie in Howrah, my friend.

Time To Throw Your Fat Fuck Kid’s College Fund On These NFL Teams To Make The Playoffs

falcons

by Tommy Gimler

An oddsmaking firm in Nevada called CG Technology has given everybody here at The DUD massive erections after releasing playoff odds for the upcoming NFL season. Only 21 teams received playoff odds, meaning it could be a long fucking year for fans in Buffalo, Oakland, and Cleveland.

When Greg Hardy Threw His Girlfriend Onto His Stash Of Guns, It Probably Threw Your Fat Ass To The Top Of Your Athletes Getting Arrested Fantasy League

Greg-Hardy mugshot

by Tommy Gimler

Pacman Jones must be locked in a basement somewhere because the NFL offseason in terms of players getting arrested has been extremely quiet. Well, at least it had been. Thanks to Carolina Panthers defensive end Greg Hardy allegedly throwing his girlfriend onto a pile of guns, things have picked up rather nicely, and it’s time to check in on what effect this will have on your Current Athletes Getting Arrested (CAGA) Fantasy League.

The DUD NFL Midseason Report: NFC

pete carroll

by Tommy Gimler

You have to think every NFC East team knows that whoever makes it out of the division is going to get smoked in the first round of the playoffs…

The Falcons Probably Would Have Won Monday Night If Head Coach Mike Smith Wasn’t A Fucking Buffoon

Mike Smith

by Tommy Gimler

Heading into their bye week at 1-4 and now with the news that their best receiver Julio Jones is likely out for the year, the Atlanta Falcons have more issues than Amanda Bynes.

Sunday’s Worst

matt schaub

by Tommy Gimler

It has been quite the crazy night in the NFL with the Raiders playing until almost three in the morning on the East Coast. And naturally, because they’re the Raiders and we’re doing our weekly post on the worst Sunday had to offer, we had to wait until that bitch went final…

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