Category Archives: NFC South

Some Asshole On The Falcons Kicked His Now Ex-Girlfriend’s Dog And Killed It

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by Frank Rhombus

Apparently, killing her Yorkie was a deal breaker.

Warren Sapp Getting Arrested For Assaulting The Hookers He Ordered Is Sweet Justice

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by Frank Rhombus

Warren Sapp is a fucking asshole, and his cuntiness was on full display in Phoenix.

Mike Smith Was Fired Because He’s A Goddamn Idiot

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by Tommy Gimler

Mike Smith had every chance to take the Atlanta Falcons to the postseason this year, but just like a filthy Bakersfield crack whore staring down a politician’s prick, he blew it.

This Thanksgiving, Be Thankful You’re Not A Buccaneers Fan

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by Tommy Gimler

Being a Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan these days is worse than being a Goo Goo Doll. I mean, between having to watch your team get curb stomped by 42 points by a pig shit awful Falcons team and the fact that your team is in last place in a division where a 4-7 record is good enough to be the big cheese, it’s been a pretty fucking brutal ride.

Load And Lock Up On These 2014 NFC Over/Under Win Totals, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

I’ll tell you what, bro. I am loving the numbers that the boys in Vegas have lay out for this year’s American football win total. I place eight bet already this year with my cousin Manesh, who is also biggest bookie in Howrah, my friend.

Time To Throw Your Fat Fuck Kid’s College Fund On These NFL Teams To Make The Playoffs

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by Tommy Gimler

An oddsmaking firm in Nevada called CG Technology has given everybody here at The DUD massive erections after releasing playoff odds for the upcoming NFL season. Only 21 teams received playoff odds, meaning it could be a long fucking year for fans in Buffalo, Oakland, and Cleveland.

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