All the NFC South posts:

The DUD NFL Midseason Report: NFC

Published by tgim on November 7th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

You have to think every NFC East team knows that whoever makes it out of the division is going to get smoked in the first round of the playoffs… (more…)


The Falcons Probably Would Have Won Monday Night If Head Coach Mike Smith Wasn’t A Fucking Buffoon

Published by tgim on October 8th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

Heading into their bye week at 1-4 and now with the news that their best receiver Julio Jones is likely out for the year, the Atlanta Falcons have more issues than Amanda Bynes. (more…)


Sunday’s Worst

Published by tgim on October 6th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

It has been quite the crazy night in the NFL with the Raiders playing until almost three in the morning on the East Coast. And naturally, because they’re the Raiders and we’re doing our weekly post on the worst Sunday had to offer, we had to wait until that bitch went final… (more…)


Another Year, Another Super Bowl Host City’s Team Blows

Published by tgim on September 25th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

In what is becoming almost as big of a trend as an East Coast frat party gang rape, a team with a chance to play in a Super Bowl in front of their hometown fans is making like a young porn starlet staring down a BBC and blowing it. And with this year’s big game taking place at MetLife Stadium, not one but two dog shit squads are making sure the NFL doesn’t run into the nightmare scenario they haven’t had to face since 1985: an NFL team playing the Super Bowl in their own city. (more…)


The DUD Challenge: Can You Maintain An Erection While Reading This Story About The Arizona Cardinals Safety Who Lost Part of His Finger In A Shitty Loss To The Saints?

Published by tgim on September 23rd, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

You’ve probably never heard of Arizona Cardinals safety Rashad Johnson, and that’s because he plays safety for the Arizona Cardinals. And even after losing the upper portion of the middle finger on his left hand making a tackle in yesterday’s loss to the Saints, he’ll probably still be known only as “the NFL player who lost his finger,” and that’s because he plays safety for the Arizona Cardinals. (more…)


The Worst Of Week 2

Published by tgim on September 16th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

It’s halftime of Monday Night Football game, and surprisingly, the Steelers don’t look like absolute dog shit. The same can’t be said about the rest of the clowns that made our “Worst of Week 2″ list. (more…)