Category Archives: NFC South

A Letter To The Dickhead Side Of Cam Newton That Stole A Packers Fan’s Banner Sunday Afternoon

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by Andy Ostroff

Dear Cam Newton…

Can Everybody Please Shut The Fuck Up About Cam Newton Being The MVP?

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by Tommy Gimler

Call me crazy, but I’d like to think the MVP of the greatest sport on the planet would have a higher quarterback rating than Jay Cutler and Brandon Weeden.

Still Don’t Think NFL Games Are Fixed? Then Explain Why A Jacksonville Player Blocked For Tampa Bay On This 58-Yard Punt Return

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by Frank Rhombus

Well, either that or Jacksonville’s Bernard Pierce had Tampa Bay’s Bobby Rainey on what would be an absolutely shitty fantasy team.

Here Is Your NFC South Preview, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Check it out, bro. With the exception of its AFC counterpart, this NFC South division might be most boring in all of football, almost as boring as my Uncle Yash’s average day. And he’s dead, bro.

Some Asshole On The Falcons Kicked His Now Ex-Girlfriend’s Dog And Killed It

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by Frank Rhombus

Apparently, killing her Yorkie was a deal breaker.

Warren Sapp Getting Arrested For Assaulting The Hookers He Ordered Is Sweet Justice

NFL: Carolina Panthers at Tampa Bay Buccaneers

by Frank Rhombus

Warren Sapp is a fucking asshole, and his cuntiness was on full display in Phoenix.

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