Category Archives: NFC North

Mike Zimmer’s Sunflower Seeds Sure Look A Lot Like A Dipsky

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by Tommy Gimler

Sometimes you just can’t wait til you’re on the bus.

The #1 Team Being Bet On To Win The Super Bowl? You Guessed It – The Bears

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by Tommy Gimler

Two years ago, the Bears meeting the Browns in the Super Bowl seemed like it would be about as likely as me having a plow sesh with Kate Upton in a Whataburger restroom.

Every Kicker At Bears Rookie Minicamp Got A Chance To Hit A 43-Yard Field Goal And There Were Six Misses

Wild Card Round - Philadelphia Eagles v Chicago Bears

by Tommy Gimler

Laces out, fuckface!

The 5 Best Lines From Yesterday’s Amazing Bleacher Report Article On The Dysfunctional Green Bay Packers

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by Tommy Gimler

The NFL’s trendiest storyline in 2019? You guessed it – massages.

Would You Rather Have Cody Parkey As Your Kicker Or A Guy Whose Last Name Is Blewitt?

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by Tommy Gimler

Chris Blewitt hit 69 percent of his kicks while attending the University of Pittsburgh. Sexual.

Can You Kick A 43-Yard Field Goal This Weekend? If So, Chicago’s Goose Island Beer Company Will Give You Free Beer For A Year

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by Tommy Gimler

I mean, Tom Dempsey once kicked one 63 yards with half a fucking foot. How hard can it be?

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