Category Archives: NFC North

So This Martellus Bennett Guy Can Eat A Dick, Right?

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, the Green Bay Packers should have no problem getting the majority of Martellus Bennett’s signing bonus back now.

Friendly Reminder To Not Rub Packers Players’ Dicks During Lambeau Leaps

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by Tommy Gimler

Looks like rookie running back Aaron Jones had himself one of those #MeToo moments Sunday afternoon during Green Bay’s 26-17 loss to New Orleans.

Idiot Packers Fan In Florida Burns Himself When He Tries To Put On Flaming Cowboys Jersey

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by Tommy Gimler

And by “flaming” we mean that it was actually on fire, not one of those Ezekiel Elliott crop top jerseys.

Apparently The Internet Also Doesn’t Think Matthew Stafford Is Worth $27 Million A Year

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by Tommy Gimler

Complete with comparisons to Tim Tebow and Sam Bradford. Great stuff.

Should Matthew Stafford Be The Highest Paid Player In The NFL?

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by Tommy Gimler

Nope.

Here’s What Bears Fans Are Saying About The Possibility Of Mike Glennon At QB For $15 Million A Year

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by Tommy Gimler

Suddenly another year of Brian Hoyer at six bucks per game doesn’t seem so fucking bad.

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