Category Archives: Green Bay Packers

The Bills Mafia Was Alive And Well In Green Bay On Sunday

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by Tommy Gimler

We don’t have any videos of broads in a Thurman Thomas jersey getting humped on the hood of a Corolla parked outside of the Green Bay Elks Lodge, but let’s just say if you’re in need of a $40 folding table, odds are the Costco in Bellevue is fresh out of those fuckers.

At Least One Packers Fan Is Still Quite Salty About Anthony Barr’s Hit On Aaron Rodgers

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by Tommy Gimler

Green Bay’s Aaron Rodgers is returning to the playing field today, but that’s still not good enough for one cheesehead.

Green Bay’s Mike Daniels Said He Did Not Piss His Pants Yesterday But We’re Not Buying It

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by Tommy Gimler

You usually don’t see defenders get this nervous when Joe Flacco is on the other side of the ball.

So This Martellus Bennett Guy Can Eat A Dick, Right?

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, the Green Bay Packers should have no problem getting the majority of Martellus Bennett’s signing bonus back now.

Friendly Reminder To Not Rub Packers Players’ Dicks During Lambeau Leaps

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by Tommy Gimler

Looks like rookie running back Aaron Jones had himself one of those #MeToo moments Sunday afternoon during Green Bay’s 26-17 loss to New Orleans.

Idiot Packers Fan In Florida Burns Himself When He Tries To Put On Flaming Cowboys Jersey

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by Tommy Gimler

And by “flaming” we mean that it was actually on fire, not one of those Ezekiel Elliott crop top jerseys.

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