Category Archives: Green Bay Packers

Green Bay’s Mike Daniels Said He Did Not Piss His Pants Yesterday But We’re Not Buying It

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by Tommy Gimler

You usually don’t see defenders get this nervous when Joe Flacco is on the other side of the ball.

So This Martellus Bennett Guy Can Eat A Dick, Right?

martellus bennett

by Tommy Gimler

Well, the Green Bay Packers should have no problem getting the majority of Martellus Bennett’s signing bonus back now.

Friendly Reminder To Not Rub Packers Players’ Dicks During Lambeau Leaps

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by Tommy Gimler

Looks like rookie running back Aaron Jones had himself one of those #MeToo moments Sunday afternoon during Green Bay’s 26-17 loss to New Orleans.

Idiot Packers Fan In Florida Burns Himself When He Tries To Put On Flaming Cowboys Jersey

timothy salyers

by Tommy Gimler

And by “flaming” we mean that it was actually on fire, not one of those Ezekiel Elliott crop top jerseys.

Looks Like Falcons And Patriots In Super Bowl This Year, Bro

New England Patriots v Atlanta Falcons

by Rakesh the Intern

Listen, bro. Both Packers and Steelers have flu. Sick shit, bro.

This Genius Dude Has Bet The Packers To Win (And Rolled It Over) Every Game Since Aaron Rodgers Said They Could Run The Table

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by Tommy Gimler

A $300 bet has turned into more than $28,000 in less than two months, and if our calculations are correct, that’s a lot.

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