Category Archives: Detroit Lions

Apparently The Internet Also Doesn’t Think Matthew Stafford Is Worth $27 Million A Year

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by Tommy Gimler

Complete with comparisons to Tim Tebow and Sam Bradford. Great stuff.

Should Matthew Stafford Be The Highest Paid Player In The NFL?

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by Tommy Gimler

Nope.

NFL Wild Card Weekend Is Perfect Time To Destroy Bookie With These Bets, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Happy New Year, bro! Let’s make it a year where we tear bookie’s asshole to pieces with these can’t miss bets on this silly game of American football, my friend!

Is This Somebody Who’s On The Detroit Lions Or A Serial Killer Or Some Dude Who Was Executed?

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by Tommy Gimler

The craziest part about the Detroit Lions being in control of the NFC North this year is the fact that nobody knows who’s on this fucking team.

Seriously, The New Detroit Lions Offensive Coordinator’s Name Is Jim Bob Cooter

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by Tommy Gimler

In what is a real news story and an upset of biblical proportions, some guy with the last name Lombardi was just replaced by some dude with the last name Cooter.

Nobody Was More Disgusted With The Detroit Lions Yesterday Than This Fan Who Barfed In The Stands

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by Tommy Gimler

We’re not sure if this girl got sick because she saw the Cardinals’ 42-17 curb stomping of the Lions in its entirety yesterday or if she saw Matthew Stafford shirtless on the sideline after he got benched. Hell, we’re not even sure if this is a girl.

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