Category Archives: Chicago Bears

Ray McDonald Can Eat A Bag Of Dicks And So Can The Bears

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by Frank Rhombus

Well, if his latest arrest for domestic violence leads to jail time, he might not have a choice in the matter.

Former Bears Coaches State The Obvious, Say Bears Can’t Win With Jay Cutler

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by Tommy Gimler

Um, no shit.

Good Luck With That New Offensive Coordinator, Baltimore

Marc-Trestman

special to the DUD from The Dug

In a week full of good news for Chicago Bears fans, word that Marc Trestman was hired as the Baltimore Ravens new OC is right at the top for me.

Guy On Craigslist Looking For Free Jay Cutler Jersey To Burn

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by Tommy Gimler

Here’s a Bears fan who hates Jay Cutler so much that destroying his own Cutler gear apparently wasn’t enough to back him off the ledge.

The Fuck Show That Is The Chicago Bears

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by Frank Rhombus

Forget the shit hitting the fan. It’s more like an entire truck full of used colostomy bags took out a windmill somewhere in Chicago, as Jay Cutler has been benched in favor of Jimmy Clausen for this Sunday’s game against the NFC North-leading Detroit Lions.

Brian Urlacher Says The Only Elite Thing About Jay Cutler Is His Salary

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by Frank Rhombus

Big words from a guy who made his living jumping on the pile after the opposing player was already tackled.

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