Category Archives: Chicago Bears

Mitch Trubisky Has Been So Bad That One Sportsbook Is Refunding Your Money If You Bet On Him To Be MVP

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by Tommy Gimler

Unless you get hardware for telling team employees to turn every TV off in the building so you don’t see everyone on the planet talking about how you suck balls, there is not going to be an “MVP Mitch” this year.

Sometimes The Bears-Packers Game Is The Best Time To Tell Everyone You’ve Never Had Your Butt Fingered

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, there are numerous things that lead to us to believe it wasn’t Aaron Rodgers who said it.

The #1 Team Being Bet On To Win The Super Bowl? You Guessed It – The Bears

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by Tommy Gimler

Two years ago, the Bears meeting the Browns in the Super Bowl seemed like it would be about as likely as me having a plow sesh with Kate Upton in a Whataburger restroom.

Every Kicker At Bears Rookie Minicamp Got A Chance To Hit A 43-Yard Field Goal And There Were Six Misses

Wild Card Round - Philadelphia Eagles v Chicago Bears

by Tommy Gimler

Laces out, fuckface!

Would You Rather Have Cody Parkey As Your Kicker Or A Guy Whose Last Name Is Blewitt?

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by Tommy Gimler

Chris Blewitt hit 69 percent of his kicks while attending the University of Pittsburgh. Sexual.

Can You Kick A 43-Yard Field Goal This Weekend? If So, Chicago’s Goose Island Beer Company Will Give You Free Beer For A Year

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by Tommy Gimler

I mean, Tom Dempsey once kicked one 63 yards with half a fucking foot. How hard can it be?

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