Category Archives: Chicago Bears

Here’s What Bears Fans Are Saying About The Possibility Of Mike Glennon At QB For $15 Million A Year

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by Tommy Gimler

Suddenly another year of Brian Hoyer at six bucks per game doesn’t seem so fucking bad.

Nothing Takes Away The Pain Of A Packers Loss Quite Like Jay Cutler Throwing Off His Back Foot, Getting Picked Off And Then Bitched At By A Teammate In Street Clothes

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by Tommy Gimler

For the eighth consecutive season, it looks as though the biggest pick-me-up for Packers fans after watching Aaron Rodgers and his teammates play like real assholes for 60 minutes is going to be the sight of Jay Cutler playing like an even bigger asshole during the same week.

There’s A T-Shirt With Jay Cutler Holding A Gun To His Head Being Sold In Chicago

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by Frank Rhombus

Don’t worry, kids. 20 bucks says he misses.

Here Is How The NFC North Will Finish This Year, Bro

NFL: Green Bay Packers at San Francisco 49ers

by Rakesh the Intern

Hello again, my friend. Let me tell you something, bro. After another summer in India watching the vast majority of my family use the streets for toilet, I am happy to be back in the office in America and predicting what will happen this season in your silly game of professional football.

Ray McDonald Can Eat A Bag Of Dicks And So Can The Bears

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by Frank Rhombus

Well, if his latest arrest for domestic violence leads to jail time, he might not have a choice in the matter.

Former Bears Coaches State The Obvious, Say Bears Can’t Win With Jay Cutler

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by Tommy Gimler

Um, no shit.

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