Category Archives: Chicago Bears

Would You Rather Have Cody Parkey As Your Kicker Or A Guy Whose Last Name Is Blewitt?

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by Tommy Gimler

Chris Blewitt hit 69 percent of his kicks while attending the University of Pittsburgh. Sexual.

Can You Kick A 43-Yard Field Goal This Weekend? If So, Chicago’s Goose Island Beer Company Will Give You Free Beer For A Year

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by Tommy Gimler

I mean, Tom Dempsey once kicked one 63 yards with half a fucking foot. How hard can it be?

Who Knew The Chicago Bears Were Such A Classy Organization?

zach miller injury

by Tommy Gimler

As a Packers fan, it pains me to write a post that actually praises the Chicago Bears.

Here’s What Bears Fans Are Saying About The Possibility Of Mike Glennon At QB For $15 Million A Year

mike glennon bears

by Tommy Gimler

Suddenly another year of Brian Hoyer at six bucks per game doesn’t seem so fucking bad.

Nothing Takes Away The Pain Of A Packers Loss Quite Like Jay Cutler Throwing Off His Back Foot, Getting Picked Off And Then Bitched At By A Teammate In Street Clothes

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by Tommy Gimler

For the eighth consecutive season, it looks as though the biggest pick-me-up for Packers fans after watching Aaron Rodgers and his teammates play like real assholes for 60 minutes is going to be the sight of Jay Cutler playing like an even bigger asshole during the same week.

There’s A T-Shirt With Jay Cutler Holding A Gun To His Head Being Sold In Chicago

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by Frank Rhombus

Don’t worry, kids. 20 bucks says he misses.

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