by Tommy Gimler
Look, the fact that today is December 31, 2012 means one thing and one thing only: Nostradamus was full of shit. We didn’t need him here, either, for these ten bold predictions of NFL headlines you won’t see in the new year. (more…)
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ESPN Insider Says Matt Ryan Is NFL MVP
by Tommy Gimler
Apparently ESPN Insider KC Joyner doesn’t give a baker’s fuck that I’m paying sixty bucks over the next three years to get “inside information” not available to the general public. If he did, he wouldn’t be posting stories selling Matt Ryan as the NFL’s MVP. (more…)
These 5 NFC Teams Remind Us Of These 5 Broads
special to The DUD from thetop5five
The Top 5 is bringing you 5 NFC teams and their female counterparts! The Daily Upper Decker will break down 5 AFC teams, probably with a ton of vulgarity, in part 2 of this segment later this afternoon. (more…)
Thursday Afternoon Mailbag
by Tommy Gimler
Our mailbox is full once again, only this time it’s not stuffed with hate mail and death threats. (more…)
Performance Enhancing…Pork Swords?
by Tommy Gimler
Since Brandon Marshall has been stabbed, arrested for driving under the influence, arrested for domestic violence, arrested for disorderly conduct, and arrested for violating probation, I figured nothing the Chicago Bears wide receiver said or did anymore would shock me. But like Flavor Flav being allowed to mate, I was wrong. (more…)
Jay Cutler Is Not The MVP, And It’s Sad That I Have To Create This Post To Prove It
by Tommy Gimler
According to the “experts” at Yahoo! Sports and ESPN, Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is a candidate for the NFL’s MVP Award this year. Seriously, they said that. (more…)
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