Category Archives: NFC North

Jordy Nelson Is Why Fantasy Football Dorks Need To Wait Til September To Hold Their Fake Drafts

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by Tommy Gimler

Believe it or not, some nerds like me have already participated in one or two fake drafts for their six fake football teams this year.

Here Is How The NFC North Will Finish This Year, Bro

NFL: Green Bay Packers at San Francisco 49ers

by Rakesh the Intern

Hello again, my friend. Let me tell you something, bro. After another summer in India watching the vast majority of my family use the streets for toilet, I am happy to be back in the office in America and predicting what will happen this season in your silly game of professional football.

Ray McDonald Can Eat A Bag Of Dicks And So Can The Bears

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by Frank Rhombus

Well, if his latest arrest for domestic violence leads to jail time, he might not have a choice in the matter.

Former Bears Coaches State The Obvious, Say Bears Can’t Win With Jay Cutler

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by Tommy Gimler

Um, no shit.

Good Luck With That New Offensive Coordinator, Baltimore

Marc-Trestman

special to the DUD from The Dug

In a week full of good news for Chicago Bears fans, word that Marc Trestman was hired as the Baltimore Ravens new OC is right at the top for me.

Why Was Clay Matthews Not On The Field Late In The Fourth Quarter Of The NFC Championship Game?

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by Tommy Gimler

Fuck Morgan Burnett sliding to the ground after intercepting a Russell Wilson pass with just over five minutes left in regulation. Fuck Brandon Bostick attempting to corral the onside kick with just over two minutes left in regulation instead of doing what he was supposed to do: block. Fuck the refs “missing” Marshawn Lynch grabbing his shit after scoring the go-ahead touchdown and not penalizing him 15 yards. If Packers fans are looking for more fuel to add to the conspiracy fire that was the epic Green Bay collapse Sunday afternoon, check this out.

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