Category Archives: NFC North

Sometimes The Bears-Packers Game Is The Best Time To Tell Everyone You’ve Never Had Your Butt Fingered

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, there are numerous things that lead to us to believe it wasn’t Aaron Rodgers who said it.

Aaron Rodgers Decided To Have Fun Today And Dress Up As The Happy Gilmore Orderly

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by Tommy Gimler

You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up.

Mike Zimmer’s Sunflower Seeds Sure Look A Lot Like A Dipsky

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by Tommy Gimler

Sometimes you just can’t wait til you’re on the bus.

The #1 Team Being Bet On To Win The Super Bowl? You Guessed It – The Bears

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by Tommy Gimler

Two years ago, the Bears meeting the Browns in the Super Bowl seemed like it would be about as likely as me having a plow sesh with Kate Upton in a Whataburger restroom.

Every Kicker At Bears Rookie Minicamp Got A Chance To Hit A 43-Yard Field Goal And There Were Six Misses

Wild Card Round - Philadelphia Eagles v Chicago Bears

by Tommy Gimler

Laces out, fuckface!

The 5 Best Lines From Yesterday’s Amazing Bleacher Report Article On The Dysfunctional Green Bay Packers

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by Tommy Gimler

The NFL’s trendiest storyline in 2019? You guessed it – massages.

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