Category Archives: NFC North

Seriously, The New Detroit Lions Offensive Coordinator’s Name Is Jim Bob Cooter

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by Tommy Gimler

In what is a real news story and an upset of biblical proportions, some guy with the last name Lombardi was just replaced by some dude with the last name Cooter.

Nobody Was More Disgusted With The Detroit Lions Yesterday Than This Fan Who Barfed In The Stands

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by Tommy Gimler

We’re not sure if this girl got sick because she saw the Cardinals’ 42-17 curb stomping of the Lions in its entirety yesterday or if she saw Matthew Stafford shirtless on the sideline after he got benched. Hell, we’re not even sure if this is a girl.

There’s A T-Shirt With Jay Cutler Holding A Gun To His Head Being Sold In Chicago

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by Frank Rhombus

Don’t worry, kids. 20 bucks says he misses.

Jordy Nelson Is Why Fantasy Football Dorks Need To Wait Til September To Hold Their Fake Drafts

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by Tommy Gimler

Believe it or not, some nerds like me have already participated in one or two fake drafts for their six fake football teams this year.

Here Is How The NFC North Will Finish This Year, Bro

NFL: Green Bay Packers at San Francisco 49ers

by Rakesh the Intern

Hello again, my friend. Let me tell you something, bro. After another summer in India watching the vast majority of my family use the streets for toilet, I am happy to be back in the office in America and predicting what will happen this season in your silly game of professional football.

Ray McDonald Can Eat A Bag Of Dicks And So Can The Bears

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by Frank Rhombus

Well, if his latest arrest for domestic violence leads to jail time, he might not have a choice in the matter.

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