Category Archives: NFC North

Fox Sports Has Been Photoshopping Sam Bradford’s Head On Teddy Bridgewater’s Body This Year


by Tommy Gimler

Oh, so that‘s why Bradford doesn’t suck balls this year. It’s really just Teddy Bridgewater wearing a Sam Bradford mask. Got it.

How About This Poor Fucker From Wisconsin Who Was Stabbed 7 Times Because He Had A Vikings Inflatable In His Yard?


by Frank Rhombus

And by poor we mean that he looks unemployed and broke because the checks from the state stopped rolling in months ago.

And Here We Have A Vikings Fan Biting The Heads Off Live Fish Before The Game Yesterday

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by Tommy Gimler

At 5-0, the Vikings are for real. And so are the fish who no longer have heads thanks to this winner before Minnesota’s 31-13 curb stomping of Houston yesterday.

Nothing Takes Away The Pain Of A Packers Loss Quite Like Jay Cutler Throwing Off His Back Foot, Getting Picked Off And Then Bitched At By A Teammate In Street Clothes


by Tommy Gimler

For the eighth consecutive season, it looks as though the biggest pick-me-up for Packers fans after watching Aaron Rodgers and his teammates play like real assholes for 60 minutes is going to be the sight of Jay Cutler playing like an even bigger asshole during the same week.

Just So We’re Clear, Greg Jennings Was An Absolute Turd After He Left The Packers

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by Tommy Gimler

In another sign that the NFL season can’t get here soon enough, we’re actually doing a story on Greg Jennings today.

R.I.P. Dennis Green, Owner Of The Best NFL Press Conference Meltdown Of All Time

dennis green dead

by Tommy Gimler

Former Vikings and Cardinals head coach Dennis Green passed away from complications of cardiac arrest Thursday night at the age of 67, but his shit-your-pants awesome tirade following a 2006 loss to the Bears will surely live on forever.

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