Category Archives: NFC North

Brian Urlacher Says The Only Elite Thing About Jay Cutler Is His Salary


by Frank Rhombus

Big words from a guy who made his living jumping on the pile after the opposing player was already tackled.

10 Things We Know After Week 3 Of The NFL

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by Tommy Gimler

After getting curb stomped by the Seahawks and sneaking past the Jets thanks to Marty Mornhinweg’s stupid ass, it looks like the Green Bay Packers might be in more trouble than Lindsay Lohan at an open bar wedding…

Switching, Public Privacy and Tin Foil

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by Teddy Westside

This whole Adrian Peterson thing has me fucking fired up. Let me first start out by saying I do not condone child ABUSE, but if a father needs to discipline a kid by hitting him once or twice, I certainly am not going to tell him no.

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Aaron Rodgers Eddie Lacy

by Tommy Gimler

Even though quarterback Jordan Palmer was cut by the Bears, he thinks Chicago is a Super Bowl team with an MVP quarterback in Jay Cutler. We think he’s fucking high.

Nobody Wants To Play For The Raiders? More Like Nobody Wants To Answer Your Stupid Fucking Poll, ESPN

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by Frank Rhombus

The four-letter reported yesterday that “the Raiders are the least desirable team to play for in the NFL,” but their conclusion was based solely on a recent poll they administered to more than one hundred current NFL players, in which they asked “The only way I’d play for [team name] is if they doubled my salary.”

OMG! Scott Mitchell Is Like Soooooo Fat, You Guys

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by Tommy Gimler

We didn’t think it would ever happen, but we have finally seen a picture of somebody so fat and so fucking disgusting that we would actually consider going down on Melissa McCarthy, and it’s all thanks to former Detroit Lions quarterback Scott Mitchell.

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