by Tommy Gimler
Donovan McNabb announced today that he plans to retire as a member of the Philadelphia Eagles, presumably because anybody who wants to be remembered as a winner doesn’t officially go out as a member of the Minnesota Vikings. (more…)
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Nostra-DUD: Titus Young Gets Arrested For Third Time This Week, Pretty Much Locks Up Your Athletes Getting Arrested Fantasy League
by Tommy Gimler
We were kind of just fucking around earlier this week when we said that Titus Young’s second mugshot gave us the impression that he was going to go for the hat trick later that week. But after breaking into a San Clemente residence and sparring with the po-po this weekend, the former Detroit Lions wide receiver/turd did just that. And in the process, well, unless Antonio Cromartie gets nabbed for failing to pay child support on each one of his twelve kids, Young pretty much guaranteed a championship in 2013 in your Current Athletes Getting Arrested (CAGA) Fantasy League. (more…)
Titus Young Getting Arrested TWICE Within 15 Hours Means Twice As Many Points For Your Athletes Getting Arrested Fantasy League
by Tommy Gimler
After getting arrested for driving under the influence and attempting to steal his own car last Sunday, Titus Young can now say that he has been released from prison in a 15-hour time period the same amount of times an NFL team has released him this year: twice. (more…)
Outspoken Gay Rights Activist Chris Kluwe Will No Longer Punt Pigskins For The Minnesota Vikings And That Is A Damn Shame: A Fan’s Perspective
special to The DUD from Jeffrey Leinenkugel of The Top 5
We have covered a lot of what Chris Kluwe has done at The Top 5. You can find some of his funny articles here and here and here. He also happens to play for the Vikings, who happen to be this writer’s favorite team. But news has come out today that the Vikings are cutting ties with the punter, with the Vikings are citing that Kluwe’s age, salary and Jeff Locke’s (Vikings’ fifth round draft choice) talent all are factors in Kluwe’s release. (more…)
For The First Time Since 1979, The Detroit Lions Will Start The Season With A Kicker Not Named Eddie Murray Or Jason Hanson
by Tommy Gimler
Believe it or not, the guy in this picture was an NFL player last year. (more…)
In Every Sense Of The Word, Titus Young Is A Turd
by Tommy Gimler
They say that for every Peyton Manning, there’s a Ryan Leaf. For every Curtis Enis, there’s an Adrian Peterson. And then for every Titus Young, there’s every other player on the board. (more…)
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