Category Archives: NFC North

Check Out How Pathetic The Line For Single Game Minnesota Vikings Tickets Was

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by Tommy Gimler

Whether the starting quarterback of this year’s Minnesota Vikings squad is Teddy Bridgewater, Matt Cassel, or turd Christian Ponder, it looks as though nobody in Minnesota gives a shit.

Adrian Peterson Is The Favorite In Vegas To Win The Rushing Title This Year

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by Tommy Gimler

The thugs in Vegas – or in this case the dorks at CG Technology – have spoken. The favorite to win this year’s NFL rushing title is Minnesota’s Adrian Peterson, and you can get him right now at 4-to-1 odds.

Time To Throw Your Fat Fuck Kid’s College Fund On These NFL Teams To Make The Playoffs

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by Tommy Gimler

An oddsmaking firm in Nevada called CG Technology has given everybody here at The DUD massive erections after releasing playoff odds for the upcoming NFL season. Only 21 teams received playoff odds, meaning it could be a long fucking year for fans in Buffalo, Oakland, and Cleveland.

Was That A Joint On Ha Ha Clinton-Dix’s Couch?

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by Frank Rhombus

Was the newest member of the Green Bay Packers packing some weed yesterday? Look, we’re not necessarily saying it was his – I mean, it could have fallen out of the cleavage of some hooker who came over to give him a good luck handy before the biggest night of his life – but that sure as shit looked like a joint on Ha Ha Clinton-Dix’s couch.

Chronic Complainer Anthony Davis Thinks Green Bay Is A Shithole

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by Tommy Gimler

Packers fans looking to keep their fat asses warm today received some fuel for their fires courtesy of this tweet San Francisco 49ers offensive tackle Anthony Davis sent out after WWE superstar/sad old man Ric Flair flew into Green Bay (well, Appleton) to give the 49ers a pep talk before Sunday’s NFC Wild Card playoff game:

Nowhere Else Would the Words Kentucky, Viking, USO, Natalie Imbruglia, DUI, Sack, Minnesota, Johnny Knoxville, And Canada All Be Used in the Same Story: An Ode To Jared Allen

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special to The DUD from Jeff Leinenkugel

That smile and Kentucky Waterfall was totally worth the 6-year, $72 million contract…

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