Category Archives: NFC North

Switching, Public Privacy and Tin Foil

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by Teddy Westside

This whole Adrian Peterson thing has me fucking fired up. Let me first start out by saying I do not condone child ABUSE, but if a father needs to discipline a kid by hitting him once or twice, I certainly am not going to tell him no.

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Aaron Rodgers Eddie Lacy

by Tommy Gimler

Even though quarterback Jordan Palmer was cut by the Bears, he thinks Chicago is a Super Bowl team with an MVP quarterback in Jay Cutler. We think he’s fucking high.

Nobody Wants To Play For The Raiders? More Like Nobody Wants To Answer Your Stupid Fucking Poll, ESPN

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by Frank Rhombus

The four-letter reported yesterday that “the Raiders are the least desirable team to play for in the NFL,” but their conclusion was based solely on a recent poll they administered to more than one hundred current NFL players, in which they asked “The only way I’d play for [team name] is if they doubled my salary.”

OMG! Scott Mitchell Is Like Soooooo Fat, You Guys

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by Tommy Gimler

We didn’t think it would ever happen, but we have finally seen a picture of somebody so fat and so fucking disgusting that we would actually consider going down on Melissa McCarthy, and it’s all thanks to former Detroit Lions quarterback Scott Mitchell.

Check Out How Pathetic The Line For Single Game Minnesota Vikings Tickets Was

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by Tommy Gimler

Whether the starting quarterback of this year’s Minnesota Vikings squad is Teddy Bridgewater, Matt Cassel, or turd Christian Ponder, it looks as though nobody in Minnesota gives a shit.

Adrian Peterson Is The Favorite In Vegas To Win The Rushing Title This Year


by Tommy Gimler

The thugs in Vegas – or in this case the dorks at CG Technology – have spoken. The favorite to win this year’s NFL rushing title is Minnesota’s Adrian Peterson, and you can get him right now at 4-to-1 odds.

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