by Tommy Gimler
Donovan McNabb announced today that he plans to retire as a member of the Philadelphia Eagles, presumably because anybody who wants to be remembered as a winner doesn’t officially go out as a member of the Minnesota Vikings. (more…)
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Newly Elected DC Councilman Wants Redskins To Be Called Redtails
by Tommy Gimler
According to the Council of the District of Columbia’s website, Councilman David Grosso promises to bring transparency, ethics, and education reform to the City Council of Washington, D.C. And how does Grosso plan to address the problems at Stanton Elementary School and corruption among his peers in the nation’s capital? You guessed it. By bringing forth a resolution to change the nickname of an NFL team. (more…)
These 5 NFC Teams Remind Us Of These 5 Broads
special to The DUD from thetop5five
The Top 5 is bringing you 5 NFC teams and their female counterparts! The Daily Upper Decker will break down 5 AFC teams, probably with a ton of vulgarity, in part 2 of this segment later this afternoon. (more…)
Jay Cutler Is Not The MVP, And It’s Sad That I Have To Create This Post To Prove It
by Tommy Gimler
According to the “experts” at Yahoo! Sports and ESPN, Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is a candidate for the NFL’s MVP Award this year. Seriously, they said that. (more…)
Thanksgiving Thursday Football Thoughts
by Tommy Gimler
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! Look at this illusion closely. Is it the gayest moment in the history of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade? Or is it really a picture of Kenny Chesney? (more…)
The Only Thing That Didn’t Happen This Weekend Was Me Getting A Beej
by Tommy Gimler
On location all weekend in Houston, there was no way I was getting any action with my wife over 1,500 miles away. It was exactly the opposite for football enthusiasts across the country: (more…)
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