Category Archives: NFC East

New DUD Poll: What’s More Fucked Up, A Coked-Up Luke Duke Getting Arrested For Fingering A Girl’s Asshole Or Ben McAdoo Giving Giants Players Jordans For NOT Getting Arrested?

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by Tommy Gimler

Man, this dude really has been in trouble with the law since the day he was born.

Cowboys DE David Irving Had His Nipple Ring Yanked Out At Practice This Week

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by Frank Rhombus

Dude, it’s the NFL, not Key West.

Lucky Whitehead Isn’t Very Lucky, Gets Cut By Cowboys Day Before Cops Apologize For Falsely Identifying Him As Man Arrested For Shoplifting

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s official: You can’t play football for the Dallas Cowboys unless you get arrested for real.

Odell Beckham Jr. Now Has The NFL’s Richest Shoe Deal

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by Tommy Gimler

Being an insanely huge lunatic apparently means insanely huge dollars these days.

Odell Beckham Was So Odell Beckham After Odell Beckham And The Giants Shit The Bed Against The Packers

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by Frank Rhombus

Punching a hole in the wall, hey? Yeah, that’ll help you actually catch passes the next time around.

NFL Wild Card Weekend Is Perfect Time To Destroy Bookie With These Bets, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Happy New Year, bro! Let’s make it a year where we tear bookie’s asshole to pieces with these can’t miss bets on this silly game of American football, my friend!

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