Category Archives: Philadelphia Eagles

The Best Gambler In Los Angeles Is Here To Tell You How The Shitty NFC East Will Go Down This Year

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special to the DUD courtesy of the Sports Gambling Podcast’s Sean Green

Time for my annual tradition of breaking down the NFC East win totals from a completely biased, non-rational approach that only an Eagles fan like myself can execute.

There’s Nothing Quite Like A Compilation Of Crazy Eagles Fans To Help Get You Ready For Some Football

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by Tommy Gimler

Eagles fans might boo Santa Claus, cheer when an opposing team’s player is lying unconscious on the field and tell your 11-year-old kid to go fuck himself, but at least they’re not going to shank you in the parking lot after their team gets smoked like those Cowboys fans.

Snoop Dogg Loses Fantasy Football Game, Thinks Chip Kelly Should Kill Himself Because Of It

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by Frank Rhombus

The only thing funnier than the Philadelphia Eagles trying to play football is the ensemble of reactions their shitty play generates afterward.

Set Aside 10 Minutes To Watch This Eagles Fan Lose His Fucking Mind Over Yesterday’s Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Eagles fans are no doubt upset after their beloved team got absolutely curb stomped by the visiting Tampa Bay Buccaneers yesterday, but we’re pretty sure you’d be hard-pressed to find somebody more pissed off about it than this guy.

Look How Much Fun They Had At Last Night’s Eagles-Cowboys Game

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by Tommy Gimler

It looks as though attending a Dallas Cowboys home game wearing the opposing team’s apparel is still about as good of an idea as sticking your penis in the microwave.

So, Sam Bradford Kind Of Fucked Up When He Reportedly Shot Down A 4-Year, $72 Million Deal Before The Season

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by Frank Rhombus

I lost 50 bucks when the Toledo Rockets shit the bed against Northern Illinois last night, but this story makes me feel like I actually won because hey, at least I didn’t piss away $72 million.

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