Category Archives: Dallas Cowboys

Michael Irvin Says Ezekiel Elliott Talking About Running The Football Makes Him Want To Jerk Off

Seattle Seahawks v Arizona Cardinals

by Tommy Gimler

If that’s the case, he’d probably rip his dick off if somebody gave him a free trial to Brazzers.

Stay On The Sidelines, Romo


by Will Kay

Few quarterbacks in the last ten years have been as polarizing as Tony Romo.

The Best Gambler In Los Angeles Is Here To Tell You How The Shitty NFC East Will Go Down This Year


special to the DUD courtesy of the Sports Gambling Podcast’s Sean Green

Time for my annual tradition of breaking down the NFC East win totals from a completely biased, non-rational approach that only an Eagles fan like myself can execute.

The #1 Selling NFL Jersey Belongs To…Wait, Ezekiel Elliott?

elliott jersey

by Tommy Gimler

Here’s a bigger surprise than Gerard Butler still finding work.

Look How Much Fun They Had At Last Night’s Eagles-Cowboys Game

eagles cowboys fight

by Tommy Gimler

It looks as though attending a Dallas Cowboys home game wearing the opposing team’s apparel is still about as good of an idea as sticking your penis in the microwave.

Look How Much Fun They Had At The Bills Game Yesterday

Bills fan puke and pass out

by Tommy Gimler

And we’re not trying to be sarcastic here either. If we would have said, “Look how much fun attending the Raiders game yesterday was,” then yeah, that would have been sarcastic. But hot damn, guys, it looks like we all need to road trip it to Buffalo for a game this year.

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