Category Archives: NFC East

A Real Life Broncos Fan’s Football Fantasy

Peyton Eli Fantasy Football Rap

by Adam Pockross

Full disclosure: I’m a Broncos fan. It’s been the most consistent presence in my life. When my mom and dad abandoned me to go to work, I always had the Denver Broncos. And HBO. But I spent a couple of years in college without HBO, so the Broncos win out.

A Cowboys-Raiders Joint Practice In A City Where Rival Gangs Wear Cowboys And Raiders Gear Went Exactly Like You Would Expect

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by Frank Rhombus

Let’s be honest. If you put a seal in shark-infested waters, it’s going to get eaten. If you put peanut butter on your stones, your dog will lick it off. If you send a car full of black guys into Manhattan Beach, they’re going to get pulled over. And goddammit, if you hold a Cowboys-Raiders joint practice in the city of Oxnard, where rival gangs wear Cowboys and Raiders gear, shit’s going to get real.

The 5 Most Disgusting American Sports Injuries Of All-Time

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by Tommy Gimler

Don’t want your kid to play sports? Then boy, do we have the article for you! Eating breakfast? You might want to go elsewhere.

You Should Take The Under For Every NFC East Team’s Win Total This Year

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special to The DUD from Sean Green

As a die-hard Eagles fan, the NFC East is the division I know best and the one I need to research the least when handicapping win totals. Granted my research process is just getting drunk on whiskey, watching YouTube videos, and blasting the NFL Primetime theme song until my girlfriend freaks out, but still, it’s a process. – Odds Courtesy of Bovada.

Load And Lock Up On These 2014 NFC Over/Under Win Totals, Bro

Carson-Palmer

by Rakesh the Intern

I’ll tell you what, bro. I am loving the numbers that the boys in Vegas have lay out for this year’s American football win total. I place eight bet already this year with my cousin Manesh, who is also biggest bookie in Howrah, my friend.

Time To Throw Your Fat Fuck Kid’s College Fund On These NFL Teams To Make The Playoffs

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by Tommy Gimler

An oddsmaking firm in Nevada called CG Technology has given everybody here at The DUD massive erections after releasing playoff odds for the upcoming NFL season. Only 21 teams received playoff odds, meaning it could be a long fucking year for fans in Buffalo, Oakland, and Cleveland.

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