Category Archives: NFC East

It Looks Like DeMarco Murray Fucked His College Teammate’s Wife

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by Frank Rhombus

Cowboys running back DeMarco Murray’s reps might have told TMZ last week that he was “focused on the Bears,” but according to a series of tweets sent out by a former teammate at Oklahoma, Murray couldn’t possibly have been totally focused on Chicago, and that’s because he was fucking that ex-teammate’s wife.

Cowboys Cornerback/Huge Asshole Orlando Scandrick Went To Children’s Hospital And Beat A Kid At Madden

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by Tommy Gimler

I guess when you play for the Dallas Cowboys for seven years you’ll do whatever it takes to be a winner at something.

Jeff Fisher’s Big Fuck You To RG3 And The Redskins

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by Frank Rhombus

Odds are you missed the Rams-Redskins game yesterday, and it was probably because the St. Louis Rams were playing the Washington Redskins, but that means you missed one of the greatest fuck you moments the game has ever seen.

Adam Feuerberg’s Somewhat Quarterly Report On Two Shitty Teams The Rest Of Us Couldn’t Give Two Shits About

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by Adam Feuerberg

Alright dudes, we can put a fork in the Miami Hurricanes season. I know I threw in the towel the last time we met, but my goodness.

After Making The Catch Of The Year, Odell Beckham Jr. Can Also Plow My Sister

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by Tommy Gimler

The Dallas Cowboys beat the New York Giants in the shithole most people call New Jersey Sunday night, but who gives a shit? The real story was New York’s Odell Beckham Jr. using just three fingers on his big right paw to make what was easily the catch of the year.

The Adam Feuerberg Semi-Annual Report On Two Teams The Rest Of Us Couldn’t Give Two Shits About

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by Adam Feuerberg

So yes, I know that I’ve been the absolute worst about sitting down and writing again. I know that at the beginning of the season, I promised that I’d return with all my passion and fury that you come to expect from a pissed off Cowboys fan. Then, suddenly, the Cowboys ended up tied for 1st place after 11 weeks. I know that for some silly reason, they’re listed as 2nd in spite of having the same 7-3 record as the Eagles, but the two teams haven’t even played yet so who cares? Tied for 1st baby!

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