Category Archives: NFC East

Greg Hardy Doesn’t Like It When Teammates Call Him A ‘Woman Beater’

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by Frank Rhombus

Well, that’s something he should have thought about before he beat the piss out of a woman.

Stephen A. Smith Is An Idiot, Thinks Chip Kelly Is Racist

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by Tommy Gimler

Here is how Stephen A. Smith’s brain works: Chip Kelly let Jeremy Maclin go this offseason, but he kept Riley Cooper. Therefore, Chip Kelly must hate black players.

Fake Larry Donnell Tells MSNBC Idiot He Was Sitting In Delta’s ‘Fuck Her In The Pussy’ Section

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by Tommy Gimler

We’re not sure how much it costs to upgrade to that section of the plane, but it sounds totally worth it.

Nate Allen Cleared Of Jerking Off In His Truck Because He Was Slumming It At Red Lobster Instead


by Tommy Gimler

We’re actually not sure which is more embarrassing here, getting accused of masturbating in your truck by a 16-year-old girl or settling for imitation seafood despite the fact that you pulled down $3 million last year.

Riley Cooper Represents Black History Month In The Eagles Team Calendar This Year

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by Tommy Gimler

Wow. What’s next, Duck Dynasty airing on Bravo?

Evil Cowboy Wench Strips 10-Year-Old Lions Fan Of Musical Chairs Title

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by Adam Pockross

Regardless of what happens on the Frozen Tundra on Sunday, the Dallas Cowboys are already winners in my heart. Any organization that can inspire the dashed hopes and dreams of a ten-year-old boy should feel proud of themselves.

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