Category Archives: NFC East

Evil Cowboy Wench Strips 10-Year-Old Lions Fan Of Musical Chairs Title

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by Adam Pockross

Regardless of what happens on the Frozen Tundra on Sunday, the Dallas Cowboys are already winners in my heart. Any organization that can inspire the dashed hopes and dreams of a ten-year-old boy should feel proud of themselves.

Adam Feuerberg’s Somewhat Monthly Report On OH MY GOD, THE COWBOYS WON A PLAYOFF GAME

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by Adam Feuerberg

Okay so maybe they got some help from the refs but fuck yeah!

Probably The Greatest NFL Preview You Will Ever See

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by Tommy Gimler

The NFL is almost as unpredictable as dating a bipolar broad, as in both cases, you never know what you’re going to get. Based on that rationale alone, we would normally tell you that a preview of any NFL game is almost as worthless as a Jonas Brother. But these crazy fuckers from Taiwan have come up with a one for the ages, and it’s a must-see.

It Looks Like DeMarco Murray Fucked His College Teammate’s Wife

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by Frank Rhombus

Cowboys running back DeMarco Murray’s reps might have told TMZ last week that he was “focused on the Bears,” but according to a series of tweets sent out by a former teammate at Oklahoma, Murray couldn’t possibly have been totally focused on Chicago, and that’s because he was fucking that ex-teammate’s wife.

Cowboys Cornerback/Huge Asshole Orlando Scandrick Went To Children’s Hospital And Beat A Kid At Madden

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by Tommy Gimler

I guess when you play for the Dallas Cowboys for seven years you’ll do whatever it takes to be a winner at something.

Jeff Fisher’s Big Fuck You To RG3 And The Redskins

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by Frank Rhombus

Odds are you missed the Rams-Redskins game yesterday, and it was probably because the St. Louis Rams were playing the Washington Redskins, but that means you missed one of the greatest fuck you moments the game has ever seen.

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