Category Archives: NFC East

Michael Irvin Says Ezekiel Elliott Talking About Running The Football Makes Him Want To Jerk Off

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by Tommy Gimler

If that’s the case, he’d probably rip his dick off if somebody gave him a free trial to Brazzers.

Stay On The Sidelines, Romo

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by Will Kay

Few quarterbacks in the last ten years have been as polarizing as Tony Romo.

Some Poor Bastard Missed Out On A $150,000 8-Team Parlay Because Eli Manning Is Pure Dog Shit

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by Tommy Gimler

Geez, at this point, it’s pretty much a toss-up as to which is more dangerous for your health, putting your faith in Eli Manning or sticking your dick into an electrical outlet.

Watching Comedian Vic DiBitetto Tear The Giants A New Asshole Is One Of The Funniest Things We’ve Ever Seen

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by Frank Rhombus

Very good, Eli. Keep making those commercials with your fucking brother. Nice.

The Best Gambler In Los Angeles Is Here To Tell You How The Shitty NFC East Will Go Down This Year

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special to the DUD courtesy of the Sports Gambling Podcast’s Sean Green

Time for my annual tradition of breaking down the NFC East win totals from a completely biased, non-rational approach that only an Eagles fan like myself can execute.

There’s Nothing Quite Like A Compilation Of Crazy Eagles Fans To Help Get You Ready For Some Football

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by Tommy Gimler

Eagles fans might boo Santa Claus, cheer when an opposing team’s player is lying unconscious on the field and tell your 11-year-old kid to go fuck himself, but at least they’re not going to shank you in the parking lot after their team gets smoked like those Cowboys fans.

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