All the NFC East posts:

Here Is The Advice We Assume Eli Manning Will Give To His Big Brother Peyton

Published by tgim on January 23rd, 2014

by Tommy Gimler

ESPN’s Dan Graziano is reporting that Eli Manning is planning on giving his brother Peyton some advice before the Broncos travel to MetLife Stadium for Super Bowl 48. We imagine it’s going to go something like this. (more…)


Omaha Steaks Considering Showing Peyton Manning The Money

Published by tgim on January 15th, 2014

by Tommy Gimler

Everybody watching the Chargers-Broncos game on Sunday heard Peyton Manning yell “Omaha” at the line of scrimmage like six thousand times. Well, everybody except Lou Ferrigno. And now, at least one company is seriously considering paying Manning and other quarterbacks to yell their name at the line instead. (more…)


Best Of The DUD 2013: Look How Much Fun They Had At The Chargers-Cowboys Game On Sunday

Published by tgim on January 1st, 2014

by Tommy Gimler

Do you know what happened when we watched the Cowboys-Chargers game on our own 55″ HD television a few months ago? Not this… (more…)


Adam Feuerberg’s Weekly Report Of Two Teams The Rest Of Us Could Give Two Shits About

Published by feuerberg on December 30th, 2013

by Adam Feuerberg

I’d like to begin this week with an ode to the Miami Hurricanes par performance during the 2013 season. Sure, they won nine games, but they were slaughtered each time they actually faced worthy opponents, most recently against the Louisville Cardinals in the Russell Athletic Bowl. I think the one thing I enjoyed the most about this game is that Russell Athletic still exists. They used to make every MLB uniform in the 90s, but then sort of drifted into general athletic apparel purgatory since then. (more…)


A Hot Dog Vendor, A Whiny Head Coach, And A Cameraman Who Just Got Hit In The Dick With A Football Walk Into A Bar…

Published by tgim on December 22nd, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

Peyton Manning set a new single-season touchdown record for quarterbacks. Tony Romo hit DeMarco Murray for a game-winning tuddy that, at least for one more week, saved the Cowboys’ season. Eli Manning played in a game that featured a pick six that he didn’t throw. Sunday was crazy. Like Lindsay Lohan bat shit crazy. And if for even just one minute you looked away at your buddy’s girlfriend as she bent over to unload the dishwasher, you may have missed some of the best stuff. (more…)


Adam Feuerberg’s Weekly Report Of Two Teams The Rest Of Us Could Give Two Shits About

Published by feuerberg on December 8th, 2013

by Adam Feuerberg

So after three weeks of disarray, I’ve managed to squeeze two straight weeks of triumph into my football life. Christ, I say that like I had something to do with it. (more…)