by Tommy Gimler
Donovan McNabb announced today that he plans to retire as a member of the Philadelphia Eagles, presumably because anybody who wants to be remembered as a winner doesn’t officially go out as a member of the Minnesota Vikings. (more…)
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Newly Elected DC Councilman Wants Redskins To Be Called Redtails
by Tommy Gimler
According to the Council of the District of Columbia’s website, Councilman David Grosso promises to bring transparency, ethics, and education reform to the City Council of Washington, D.C. And how does Grosso plan to address the problems at Stanton Elementary School and corruption among his peers in the nation’s capital? You guessed it. By bringing forth a resolution to change the nickname of an NFL team. (more…)
Another Blotto Dallas Cowboys Nose Tackle Wrecks His Ride
by Tommy Gimler
Remember when your mom used to yell at you for wearing Big Johnson shirts, and you would reply, “But mom, Brian Portz wears them.” Then she would retaliate with the ultimate argument killer, “If Brian Portz jumped off of a bridge, would you do that, too?” To which you would just bow your head and quietly mutter, “No mom.” I mean, eventually you would get even by intentionally pissing all over the toilet seat, but that isn’t the point. The point here is that I don’t think Dallas Cowboys nose tackle Jay Ratliff ever had that talk with his mom. (more…)
10 NFL Headlines You Won’t See In 2013
by Tommy Gimler
Look, the fact that today is December 31, 2012 means one thing and one thing only: Nostradamus was full of shit. We didn’t need him here, either, for these ten bold predictions of NFL headlines you won’t see in the new year. (more…)
Hey Kids! Drink And Drive And Kill Your Best Friend, And You’ll Get A Great Seat To Sunday’s Big Game!
by Tommy Gimler
From what I’ve heard from several foreigners, if you drink and drive in many European countries, you lose your license for life. In Japan, if you have a blood-alcohol level of just .03 while cruising in your Mitsuoka Galue, you could be slapped with a 15-year prison sentence. But in this country, if you decide to drive while intoxicated, as long as you’re a professional athlete or Lindsay Lohan, carry on. (more…)
Thank Shiva For The Packers Game, Bro
by Rakesh The Intern
Check it out, bro. We were taking beating last week like the ones Uncle Omkar used to dish out to wife back in Howrah. Now he spend next few years behind bars, but not us, my friend. It’s like Christmas come early last Sunday night, which is ironic since it never come at all back in India or Toledo, for that matter, bro. Thanks to Packers/Lions game, we are still alive to make some serious coin or bling or whatever you call it in this country, my friend. (more…)
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