Category Archives: NFC East

After Making The Catch Of The Year, Odell Beckham Jr. Can Also Plow My Sister

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by Tommy Gimler

The Dallas Cowboys beat the New York Giants in the shithole most people call New Jersey Sunday night, but who gives a shit? The real story was New York’s Odell Beckham Jr. using just three fingers on his big right paw to make what was easily the catch of the year.

The Adam Feuerberg Semi-Annual Report On Two Teams The Rest Of Us Couldn’t Give Two Shits About

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by Adam Feuerberg

So yes, I know that I’ve been the absolute worst about sitting down and writing again. I know that at the beginning of the season, I promised that I’d return with all my passion and fury that you come to expect from a pissed off Cowboys fan. Then, suddenly, the Cowboys ended up tied for 1st place after 11 weeks. I know that for some silly reason, they’re listed as 2nd in spite of having the same 7-3 record as the Eagles, but the two teams haven’t even played yet so who cares? Tied for 1st baby!

Remember Before Geno Smith When Jets Fans Thought Mark Sanchez Was the Worst QB Ever?

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by Eddie Bagelstein

Watching Mark Sanchez’s Panther-stomping the other night, and hearing all that praise for the kicked-to-the-curb former Jet, I couldn’t help but wonder how many Jets fans were wishing they hadn’t hoped Sanchez would get kicked to the curb in the first place.

Rampaging Douchebag Savagely Illustrates Danger Of Emotional Investment In Cowboys

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by Eddie Bagelstein

Obviously, this hick’s problems go way beyond just being a Cowboys fan. You can understand how he got so angry, him being a Cowboys fan and all, but anger management may never be enough.

Some Bitch Stole This Veteran’s Prosthetic Leg At The Eagles Game Last Night

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by Frank Rhombus

Jesus fuck, man. What did she do for an encore, push a kid down a flight of stairs so she could get her paws on a two-dollar T-shirt that an Eagles ambassador threw into the stands?

Adam Feuerberg’s Weekly Report On Two Teams Nobody Else Gives Two Shits About

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by Adam Feuerberg

Okay I know I missed last week’s edition. The truth is that I didn’t exactly know how to express my elation over the Hurricanes and Cowboys both winning in the same weekend that the entire sports world’s opinion of Adrian Peterson went right into the shitter. I didn’t really know how to joke about not being able to bitch and moan about my crappy teams usually pissing me off because the story broke that the NFL and the Baltimore Ravens may have conspired to hide evidence of Ray Rice haymakering his future wife in an elevator.

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