Category Archives: Oakland Raiders

Here Is Your AFC West Preview, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

I’ll tell you what, bro. I am up in Williamsport, PA at this Little League World Series helping boss with work, and these local kids smell worse than cousin Anish, and he shit his pants like three times last week. And then the other three times he crap in street. Sad shit, bro.

Warren Sapp Getting Arrested For Assaulting The Hookers He Ordered Is Sweet Justice

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by Frank Rhombus

Warren Sapp is a fucking asshole, and his cuntiness was on full display in Phoenix.

Mark Davis Is The NFL’s Best Owner (For A Broncos Fan)

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by Adam Pockross

Al’s kid, Mark Davis, the man who looks like he lost a horrible bet, is, thanks to his dead dad, the owner of the Oakland Raiders, a reportedly professional football team. You’d think an NFL team would have a figurehead who reflects strength and power as opposed to a guy who projects Lloyd Christmas, but that is not the case with the lowly Raiders.

The Tumultuous 4-Week Season Of The Oakland Raiders

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by Eddie Bagelstein

For what seems like decades now, one of the greatest joys of football season has been the wonderfully woeful Oakland Raiders dashing the early hopes of their emotionally scarred faithful.

10 Things We Know After Week 3 Of The NFL

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by Tommy Gimler

After getting curb stomped by the Seahawks and sneaking past the Jets thanks to Marty Mornhinweg’s stupid ass, it looks like the Green Bay Packers might be in more trouble than Lindsay Lohan at an open bar wedding…

Nobody Wants To Play For The Raiders? More Like Nobody Wants To Answer Your Stupid Fucking Poll, ESPN

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by Frank Rhombus

The four-letter reported yesterday that “the Raiders are the least desirable team to play for in the NFL,” but their conclusion was based solely on a recent poll they administered to more than one hundred current NFL players, in which they asked “The only way I’d play for [team name] is if they doubled my salary.”

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