Category Archives: Oakland Raiders

NFL Wild Card Weekend Is Perfect Time To Destroy Bookie With These Bets, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Happy New Year, bro! Let’s make it a year where we tear bookie’s asshole to pieces with these can’t miss bets on this silly game of American football, my friend!

Just A Security Guard At The Chargers Game Jerking Off To The Cheerleaders

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by Tommy Gimler

Easy, buddy. You don’t want to rip that thing off.

Add Khalil Mack To The List Of Guys Who Can Plow My Sister

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by Tommy Gimler

Show me a better defensive player in the NFL right now, and I’ll show you a fucking liar.

Here Is Your AFC West Preview, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

I’ll tell you what, bro. I am up in Williamsport, PA at this Little League World Series helping boss with work, and these local kids smell worse than cousin Anish, and he shit his pants like three times last week. And then the other three times he crap in street. Sad shit, bro.

Warren Sapp Getting Arrested For Assaulting The Hookers He Ordered Is Sweet Justice

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by Frank Rhombus

Warren Sapp is a fucking asshole, and his cuntiness was on full display in Phoenix.

Mark Davis Is The NFL’s Best Owner (For A Broncos Fan)

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by Adam Pockross

Al’s kid, Mark Davis, the man who looks like he lost a horrible bet, is, thanks to his dead dad, the owner of the Oakland Raiders, a reportedly professional football team. You’d think an NFL team would have a figurehead who reflects strength and power as opposed to a guy who projects Lloyd Christmas, but that is not the case with the lowly Raiders.

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