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So, That Sunday Didn’t Suck
by Tommy Gimler
Sunday’s NFL action was the best we’ve ever seen, but odds are you took an ass beating and had to pull $40 out of your girlfriend’s “new tits” jar just to afford lunch through Friday. (more…)
A Serious Stand Against Unruly NFL Fans?
by Tommy Gimler
Some dipshit at the four-letter recently posted a an article entitled NFL gets serious about fan conduct. Yeah, and I have a nine-inch hog. (more…)
The NFL Shah: Part One
by Kinner Shah
It’s that time of year again, arguably more exciting than the draft—it’s signing time. It’s a time-honored tradition. Who goes where, and for how much. Some teams make out well, while other teams? Dick sandwich. But who really knows how anything will turn out? Here’s just a tickle of what’s gone on so far. (more…)
Say What?!?!
by Tommy Gimler
What do you do when you have zero wide receivers, a running back who led the team with 640 yards, and a defense that gave up 23 points a game last season? You guessed it. Trade away your next three 1st round picks and your 2nd round pick this year for RG3. (more…)
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