Category Archives: Kansas City Chiefs

Justin Houston And The Chiefs Just Delivered An Epic Dick Sandwich To Bettors Who Took The Skins +7 And Under 48.5 Points

chiefs redskins bad beat

by Tommy Gimler

Definitely extra mayo on this one.

After 3 Weeks Of Subpar NFL Action, The Kansas City Chiefs Are Still The Best Team In The Game

alex smith chiefs

by Tommy Gimler

While the majority of NFL teams are delivering giant dick sandwiches to their fanbases, the Chiefs are looking like serious title contenders for the first time since the Nixon administration.

Here Is Your AFC West Preview, Bro

peyton manning old

by Rakesh the Intern

I’ll tell you what, bro. I am up in Williamsport, PA at this Little League World Series helping boss with work, and these local kids smell worse than cousin Anish, and he shit his pants like three times last week. And then the other three times he crap in street. Sad shit, bro.

Here’s What Travis Kelce Thinks About The Penalty For Von Miller’s Cheap Shot

Travis Kelce air masturbating

by Tommy Gimler

We think that’s pretty much the same way Clark Griswold felt about his one-year membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.

Shit Of Holy, Bro! It Is Time To Take Peak At 2014 AFC Over/Unders, My Friend

raiders fans

by Rakesh the Intern

I’m telling you, bro. You take away severe public urination problem and fact that everyone in my extended family smell like bad cheese from goat, and the summer away from America here in Howrah really is not too much of problem, bro. And apparently this sports blog has yet to matter in lives of enough Americans, so it look like my boss will have me writing about betting on American football without paying of money to me for doing so, my friend.

Epic Fucking Collapse, Brah

colts comeback

by Frank Rhombus

It’s been over 40 hours, 40 Miller Lites in their sweet ass retro cans, and one bitch of a hangover since the second-largest comeback in NFL postseason history, and the Chiefs epic defeat at the hands of the Colts still stings like a chlamydia-laced piss. Well, or so I’ve heard. And I’m not even a Chiefs fan. I just kind of had money on them…

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