Category Archives: Kansas City Chiefs

Justin Houston And The Chiefs Just Delivered An Epic Dick Sandwich To Bettors Who Took The Skins +7 And Under 48.5 Points

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by Tommy Gimler

Definitely extra mayo on this one.

After 3 Weeks Of Subpar NFL Action, The Kansas City Chiefs Are Still The Best Team In The Game

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by Tommy Gimler

While the majority of NFL teams are delivering giant dick sandwiches to their fanbases, the Chiefs are looking like serious title contenders for the first time since the Nixon administration.

Here Is Your AFC West Preview, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

I’ll tell you what, bro. I am up in Williamsport, PA at this Little League World Series helping boss with work, and these local kids smell worse than cousin Anish, and he shit his pants like three times last week. And then the other three times he crap in street. Sad shit, bro.

Here’s What Travis Kelce Thinks About The Penalty For Von Miller’s Cheap Shot

Travis Kelce air masturbating

by Tommy Gimler

We think that’s pretty much the same way Clark Griswold felt about his one-year membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.

Shit Of Holy, Bro! It Is Time To Take Peak At 2014 AFC Over/Unders, My Friend

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by Rakesh the Intern

I’m telling you, bro. You take away severe public urination problem and fact that everyone in my extended family smell like bad cheese from goat, and the summer away from America here in Howrah really is not too much of problem, bro. And apparently this sports blog has yet to matter in lives of enough Americans, so it look like my boss will have me writing about betting on American football without paying of money to me for doing so, my friend.

Time To Throw Your Fat Fuck Kid’s College Fund On These NFL Teams To Make The Playoffs

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by Tommy Gimler

An oddsmaking firm in Nevada called CG Technology has given everybody here at The DUD massive erections after releasing playoff odds for the upcoming NFL season. Only 21 teams received playoff odds, meaning it could be a long fucking year for fans in Buffalo, Oakland, and Cleveland.

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