Category Archives: AFC West

Eddie Bagelstein’s Top Five Reasons The Broncos Are America’s Top Team

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by Eddie Bagelstein

As a hardened journalist, it’s important for me to be fair and unbiased. Just because I’m a lifelong Broncos fan doesn’t mean I’m going to post lies and propaganda in the hopes of having more people like my team… no, I take that back; I would if it meant more money for free agents, which it probably does.

The Tumultuous 4-Week Season Of The Oakland Raiders

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by Eddie Bagelstein

For what seems like decades now, one of the greatest joys of football season has been the wonderfully woeful Oakland Raiders dashing the early hopes of their emotionally scarred faithful.

10 Things We Know After Week 3 Of The NFL

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by Tommy Gimler

After getting curb stomped by the Seahawks and sneaking past the Jets thanks to Marty Mornhinweg’s stupid ass, it looks like the Green Bay Packers might be in more trouble than Lindsay Lohan at an open bar wedding…

Nobody Wants To Play For The Raiders? More Like Nobody Wants To Answer Your Stupid Fucking Poll, ESPN

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by Frank Rhombus

The four-letter reported yesterday that “the Raiders are the least desirable team to play for in the NFL,” but their conclusion was based solely on a recent poll they administered to more than one hundred current NFL players, in which they asked “The only way I’d play for [team name] is if they doubled my salary.”

Shannon Sharpe Has the Best Unit in NFL History

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by Eddie Bagelstein

If you read a story with the following lead sentence, what might you infer that story is about?

The current dominance of the Seahawks’ secondary made us wonder: Who are the best units in league history? 

Shannon Sharpe’s double Coke-can cock, right?

A Real Life Broncos Fan’s Football Fantasy

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by Adam Pockross

Full disclosure: I’m a Broncos fan. It’s been the most consistent presence in my life. When my mom and dad abandoned me to go to work, I always had the Denver Broncos. And HBO. But I spent a couple of years in college without HBO, so the Broncos win out.

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