Category Archives: AFC West

Add Khalil Mack To The List Of Guys Who Can Plow My Sister

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by Tommy Gimler

Show me a better defensive player in the NFL right now, and I’ll show you a fucking liar.

Would You Watch A Von Miller Sex Tape?

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by Tommy Gimler

I guess it all depends on who’s on the receiving end. I mean, do I want to see if Von Miller is an MVP where it counts? Sure, I guess. But not if it’s while he’s taking Trevor Siemian to pound town.

Three Final Thoughts On Super Bowl 50

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by Frank Rhombus

Let’s be honest: If you had to compare Sunday night’s big game to accidental nudity, Super Bowl 50 was the equivalent to seeing your great-grandma’s tits.

Here Are A Few Super Bowl Prop Bets You Probably Won’t See And That’s A Damn Shame

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by Frank Rhombus

More than $4.2 billion worth of bets will be placed on Super Bowl 50 this Sunday, and just like fisting a hooker to death and then throwing her corpse into Lake Michigan, most of them will be illegal.

Warren Moon Thinks People Are Treating Cam Newton As If ‘He Raped Five Pastors’ Daughters’

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, then he’d probably be the starting quarterback for Dallas instead of Carolina.

Fartgate: Who Farted At The Beginning Of The Fourth Quarter Today In Denver?

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by Tommy Gimler

Our money is on an undercooked patty melt not sitting well with Phil Simms, but when it comes to booth farts, you can never count out Jim Nance.

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