Category Archives: AFC West
Three Final Thoughts On Super Bowl 50
by Frank Rhombus
Let’s be honest: If you had to compare Sunday night’s big game to accidental nudity, Super Bowl 50 was the equivalent to seeing your great-grandma’s tits.
Here Are A Few Super Bowl Prop Bets You Probably Won’t See And That’s A Damn Shame
by Frank Rhombus
More than $4.2 billion worth of bets will be placed on Super Bowl 50 this Sunday, and just like fisting a hooker to death and then throwing her corpse into Lake Michigan, most of them will be illegal.
Warren Moon Thinks People Are Treating Cam Newton As If ‘He Raped Five Pastors’ Daughters’
by Tommy Gimler
Well, then he’d probably be the starting quarterback for Dallas instead of Carolina.
Fartgate: Who Farted At The Beginning Of The Fourth Quarter Today In Denver?
by Tommy Gimler
Our money is on an undercooked patty melt not sitting well with Phil Simms, but when it comes to booth farts, you can never count out Jim Nance.
Here Is Your AFC West Preview, Bro
by Rakesh the Intern
I’ll tell you what, bro. I am up in Williamsport, PA at this Little League World Series helping boss with work, and these local kids smell worse than cousin Anish, and he shit his pants like three times last week. And then the other three times he crap in street. Sad shit, bro.
Von Miller Farts A Lot
by Tommy Gimler
Probably not as much as B.J. Raji, but since it’s just the Denver Broncos who have apparently started enforcing a fart tax in meetings and not the Green Bay Packers, I guess we’ll never know for sure.
