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I Am Hotter Than Two Girls Petting Heavy in Billiards Club, Bro

Published by tgim on January 11th, 2013

by Rakesh The Intern

Check it out, bro. I hit on 70% of my American football picks last week, and you didn’t even have to pay me to get those picks, boss. Why give AccuScore your money for wrong picks when you can save your rupees and get correct picks for free from Rakesh, bro? I got to be honest though, bro. The guy’s personal hygiene next to me on this plane is throwing me off a little bit, my friend. It smell like my family reunion in this bitch or whatever you call it in this country, bro. (more…)

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Posted in AFC East, AFC North, AFC South, AFC West, Atlanta Falcons, Baltimore Ravens, Crap, Denver Broncos, Green Bay Packers, Houston Texans, New England Patriots, NFC North, NFC South, NFC West, NFL, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks
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10 NFL Headlines You Won’t See In 2013

Published by tgim on December 31st, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

Look, the fact that today is December 31, 2012 means one thing and one thing only: Nostradamus was full of shit. We didn’t need him here, either, for these ten bold predictions of NFL headlines you won’t see in the new year. (more…)

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Posted in AFC East, AFC North, AFC South, AFC West, Arizona Cardinals, Baltimore Ravens, Chicago Bears, Cleveland Browns, Crap, Dallas Cowboys, Detroit Lions, Jacksonville Jaguars, Kansas City Chiefs, New England Patriots, New York Jets, NFC East, NFC North, NFC South, NFC West, NFL, Philadelphia Eagles, San Diego Chargers
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ESPN Insider Says Matt Ryan Is NFL MVP

Published by tgim on December 19th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

Apparently ESPN Insider KC Joyner doesn’t give a baker’s fuck that I’m paying sixty bucks over the next three years to get “inside information” not available to the general public. If he did, he wouldn’t be posting stories selling Matt Ryan as the NFL’s MVP. (more…)

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Posted in AFC East, AFC North, AFC West, Atlanta Falcons, Baltimore Ravens, Chicago Bears, Denver Broncos, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings, New England Patriots, NFC North, NFC South, NFL
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These 5 AFC Teams Remind Us Of These 5 Broads

Published by tgim on December 12th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

Earlier today, The Top 5 compared five NFC teams to five broads, all of whom we have no shame in saying that we would love to plow. Even Courtney Love, just so we could say that we nailed a murderer. As promised, here’s our comparison of five more broads with five teams from the AFC: (more…)

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Posted in AFC East, AFC North, AFC West, Cleveland Browns, Denver Broncos, Miami Dolphins, New York Jets, NFL, San Diego Chargers
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I Make More Money Last Week Than Cousin Baldev Did During Entire Year In Sweatshop, Bro

Published by rakesh on December 7th, 2012

by Rakesh The Intern

Check it out, bro. Got letter on computer from Brian Portz saying he did not like my picks last week, my friend. His loss, bro. After going 6-1 last week, my friend, I almost have enough money to break Uncle Omkar out of minimum security prison just outside of my hometown of Howrah. But den again, if he has not figured out walls are made of mud by now, what would be the point, bro? (more…)

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Posted in AFC North, AFC West, Cleveland Browns, Detroit Lions, Green Bay Packers, Kansas City Chiefs, NCAA Football, New Orleans Saints, NFC East, NFC North, NFC South, NFL, Philadelphia Eagles
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That 4th And 29 Play Was Shit From Pig, Bro

Published by rakesh on November 30th, 2012

by Rakesh The Intern

Check it out, bro. We push last week, but that Chargers game was more disappointing than my cousin Baldev’s SAT scores, my friend. Dude ironically struggles with spelling, bro. I say we put that game behind us look to the weekend at hand because Rakesh is liking what he is looking at or whatever you call it, my friend. (more…)

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Posted in AFC East, AFC West, Baylor Bears, Big 12, Big East, Crap, Denver Broncos, Miami Dolphins, NCAA Football, New England Patriots, NFC South, NFL, Oklahoma State Cowboys, Pittsburgh Panthers, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
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