by Tommy Gimler
If you head to the ol’ Twitter looking for insightful fan analysis of their favorite NFL teams, you’re a fucking idiot. But in terms of pure entertainment value, it’s no video of two college coeds rubbing their hump holes together in a 30-minute scissoring sesh, but it’s still pretty awesome. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
After finishing the 2012 campaign with an NFL-worst 2-14 record, this year’s Kansas City Chiefs are the lone unbeaten team, sitting atop the AFC West with a 9-0 record. If you called that, you’re a fucking liar. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
Nick Foles played so well Sunday afternoon that Eagles fans are probably already lining up their girlfriends on his doorstep for a proper plowing. These guys, however, were absolute dog shit. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
Even if you witnessed your brother get screwed by an elk, he’s still having a better Sunday than these NFL players. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
Just when your fat ass thought the marketing and branding of professional athletes had finally hit its peak, the folks at Fantex Holdings come along and take it to a whole new level, offering stock in athletes in which the value depends solely on their economic success. Sign a huge contract? Cha-ching. Get a deal with Coca-Cola? Straight cash, homey. Get busted for masturbating in front of a girl after you ask to borrow her pen? Uh oh. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
Already last week, rumors began swirling that the thugs in Vegas were going to release a point spread for the Broncos-Jaguars game that would be bigger than Melissa McCarthy. Those rumors proved true today, as the Las Vegas Hotel and Casino made it the largest point spread in NFL history, projecting Denver will administer a 28-point ass pounding.
{ 16 - Denver 15 - Baltimore 14 - Cincinnati 13 - Pittsburgh 12 - Philadelphia 11 - Tampa Bay 10 - New England 9 -... } – Dec 05, 5:13 PM
{ 16 New England 15 Kansas City 14 Tampa Bay 13 Baltimore 12 broncos 11 Cards 10 saints 9 Seahawks 8 Chargers 7 Bengals 6 Steelers... } – Dec 05, 5:12 PM
{ 16 NE 15 DEN 14 CIN 13 KC 12 BAL 11 HOU 10 AZ 9 SD 8 GB 7 BUF 6 PHI 5 PIT 4... } – Dec 05, 4:49 PM
{ Jacksonville 14 Cincinnati 4 Green Bay 2 New England 15 NY Jets 5 Philadelphia 6 Pittsburgh7 Tampa Bay 9 Kansas City 8 Baltimore 10 Denver... } – Dec 05, 4:12 PM
{ New England 16 Denver 15 Baltimore 14 Arizona 13 Cincy 12 KC 11 Buffalo 10 New Orleans 9 Oakland 8 Jacksonville 7 Detroit 6 Pittsburgh... } – Dec 05, 3:39 PM
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