Category Archives: Tennessee Titans

Vince Young Is Here To Remind You To Stay In School, Kids

vince young harold landry

by Frank Rhombus

Harold Landry is one of those names you would see in a children’s book because it’s so easy to pronounce that even a six-year-old kid could do it.

Dear NFL: The Titans And Jaguars In Primetime? Are You Fucking Serious?

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s hard to find a bigger dick sandwich than the one the NFL is forcing down the throats of its fans tonight.

Here Are My AFC South Predictions, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

NFL season start in like 90 minute, and boss is like, “Hey, Rakesh. How about an AFC South preview?” I want to tell him to go fuck self, but I am big pussy so I say, “OK, boss.”

Shit Of Holy, Bro! It Is Time To Take Peak At 2014 AFC Over/Unders, My Friend

raiders fans

by Rakesh the Intern

I’m telling you, bro. You take away severe public urination problem and fact that everyone in my extended family smell like bad cheese from goat, and the summer away from America here in Howrah really is not too much of problem, bro. And apparently this sports blog has yet to matter in lives of enough Americans, so it look like my boss will have me writing about betting on American football without paying of money to me for doing so, my friend.

The DUD NFL Midseason Report: AFC

Kansas City Chiefs

by Tommy Gimler

After finishing the 2012 campaign with an NFL-worst 2-14 record, this year’s Kansas City Chiefs are the lone unbeaten team, sitting atop the AFC West with a 9-0 record. If you called that, you’re a fucking liar.

Investing Stock In Athletes, Hey? You’ll Want To Stay Away From These Clowns

arian foster

by Tommy Gimler

Just when your fat ass thought the marketing and branding of professional athletes had finally hit its peak, the folks at Fantex Holdings come along and take it to a whole new level, offering stock in athletes in which the value depends solely on their economic success. Sign a huge contract? Cha-ching. Get a deal with Coca-Cola? Straight cash, homey. Get busted for masturbating in front of a girl after you ask to borrow her pen? Uh oh.

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