by Tommy Gimler
In case you wondering, it’s still very much illegal to touch a 12-year-old kid’s Lincoln Log and offer him a beej no matter how good you looked four years ago. (more…)
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Easy Money On These Silly America College Football Bowls, Bro
by Rakesh The Intern
Happy Year of the New, bro! It’s been a run of great success with this football betting, bro. I wish I could say the same for my luck with most of these American women, though. I don’t get why these California girlies get so freaked out by pubic hair, bro. In my country, big bush of hair around manhood is sign of confidence and great wealth. But in this country, every time I take pants off, girl rolls up newspaper and swats at it like it’s alive or something, bro. (more…)
We Win Enough Money Last Week To Buy Olympian Handy, Bro
by Rakesh The Intern
Are you surprised you’re still alive today, bro? Can’t believe you fell for that Mayan calendar end of the world shit from pig, bro. See, in my country, we don’t trust civilization who couldn’t predict drought few years later or Spanish man wanting to trade had small pox much less what would happen 1,300 years later, bro. (more…)
Monday Night Football Is Almost As Gay As Kenny Chesney Tonight
by Tommy Gimler
The Tennessee Titans are 4-9, and their kicker Rob Bironas couldn’t find his helmet moments before his field goal attempt was blocked. The Jets are 6-7, and Tim Tebow is actually spending time in between the lines tonight. This isn’t football. This is dog shit. Who better than The DUD to dissect the second half: (more…)
Rakesh Will Try To Make You Rich, Bro
by Rakesh The Intern
Check it out, bro. If you would have roll with me like I tell you to last week, then you would have been able to buy your little girly a new necklace, my friend. (more…)
So, That Sunday Didn’t Suck
by Tommy Gimler
Sunday’s NFL action was the best we’ve ever seen, but odds are you took an ass beating and had to pull $40 out of your girlfriend’s “new tits” jar just to afford lunch through Friday. (more…)
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