Category Archives: Houston Texans

NFL Wild Card Weekend Is Perfect Time To Destroy Bookie With These Bets, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Happy New Year, bro! Let’s make it a year where we tear bookie’s asshole to pieces with these can’t miss bets on this silly game of American football, my friend!

Will Fuller Is Almost As Intense When It Comes To Signing Yearbooks As He Is On The Football Field

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by Tommy Gimler

Like most NFL wide receivers will this year, Will Fuller went off against the Chicago Bears yesterday to the tune of five catches for 107 yards and a tuddy.

Here’s DeAndre Hopkins Kindly Asking The Ref ‘What The Fuck You Looking At?’

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by Frank Rhombus

Two 6-7 teams battled it out for AFC South supremacy Sunday afternoon, and it was even more pig shit awful than expected.

Here Are My AFC South Predictions, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

NFL season start in like 90 minute, and boss is like, “Hey, Rakesh. How about an AFC South preview?” I want to tell him to go fuck self, but I am big pussy so I say, “OK, boss.”

Hey, Jadeveon Clowney. Nick Saban Might Be ‘Nothing But 5-5,’ But At Least He’s Not A Huge Pussy Like You

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by Frank Rhombus

There are many professional athletes and coaches whose play and decision-making on the field buys them some freedom to say whatever they want about other players and coaches. Jadeveon Clowney is not one of those guys.

Shit Of Holy, Bro! It Is Time To Take Peak At 2014 AFC Over/Unders, My Friend

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by Rakesh the Intern

I’m telling you, bro. You take away severe public urination problem and fact that everyone in my extended family smell like bad cheese from goat, and the summer away from America here in Howrah really is not too much of problem, bro. And apparently this sports blog has yet to matter in lives of enough Americans, so it look like my boss will have me writing about betting on American football without paying of money to me for doing so, my friend.

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